Send him home naked
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Run, Forrest, run! Don’t let the neighbor’s dog play "fetch the wiener!”
All big talk but no walk! He couldn´t satisfy you so he better walk now... naked through the bright daylight and public that is. You keep his clothes and boot that toy out, even if he complains at first and even begs you. "Be better next time, shorty!" Maybe he will even learn how to treat you properly.