Winston (Level 15) mail warning

Hard pounding this, gentlemen, but we will see who can pound the longest.
―Sir Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington

Absolute mad lad who doesn't care if he wins or loses, just wants to have a good time.

I am totally open to playing with absolutely everyone, so please feel free to message me with dirty talk, ideas for roleplay, or just to chat. All matches are private only, so a bit more risque roleplay is acceptable, but we have to discuss limits and such as per usual.

That said, there are some exceptions here, and there are people that I will simply refuse to play with:

a. Players that can't figure out capital letters. If you can't handle something as basic as capping the first letter in your name, then we're not going to have a good time, sorry. It's a red flag for me.

b. I do not want to play games with mostly JOI / IRL elements - this character is basically for text teasing and roleplay only, so please respect that and please queue for the right game mode for what you want.

c. I read a lot of profiles while waiting in matchmaking, and I would honestly just prefer not to play with profiles that have very obvious typos. It's just a really bad first impression and I'm not willing to spend my time playing with someone who won't put in the effort on something so basic. I will probably just leave the game if your profile has serious spelling errors.

I understand that it's polite, but sweethearts, if you don't know me, don't open the match by asking how I am. I'm on a website where we can play out sexual fantasies. How do you think I'm doing? Here's a clue, it starts with the letter "H" and ends with "orny". I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I'm not about to tell you how my day is going, so let's just work past the daft questions and get to the sexy parts.

I will match the energy of my opponent. If you stop chatting in game and start clicking through actions, I'll return that in kind. If you want something more involved, you have to get involved - only fair.

Rating EF Kinks

Anal (Taking) - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Sploosh
Cuckolding (Giving) - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I absolutely loooooooooooooooooove stealing away a lover from someone!
Humiliation - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐- Part of why EF is so fun is the twists and turns it offers in matches. You can win or lose in so many humiliating ways and... well, yeah.
Mocking - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Part and parcel of humiliation, I feel like I have to say something here about nuance - calling people names repeatedly isn't sexy, it's just juvenile.
Feet - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I really can't say much more. Pretty feet are something else. Pretty feet stepping on me? Sploosh.
Armpits - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Outercourse is hot, and licking and rubbing yourself on an athletic girl's armpits? Very hot.
Cumplay - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Love creampies, love cumming on people, love being cummed on, love snowballing, simple as.
Cock worship - ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐- What's not to like? Provided that you know, it's clean and not gross looking...

Femdom - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Strong women are a turn-on.
Maledom - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Strong men are a turn-on too! Though I would say there's some nuance here. Strong and silent types are much sexier than brute bullies.
Chastity (Giving) - ⭐⭐⭐⭐- Holding someone's key and teasing them is always fun.
Bondage (Giving) - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Gotta love having someone at your mercy~
Threesome MMF - ⭐⭐⭐⭐- I prefer to be in the middle of this bisexual sandwich, thanks.
Hypnosis - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Very fun and can turn roleplays / matches on a dime. Very sexy. Not five stars because not all hypno appeals to me.
Feminization - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Very sexy, and girls love it too (they almost always go for feminization moves the moment they get them). Fun for some coerced bi/sissy fantasies.
Lick ass - ⭐⭐⭐⭐ - I think I'm pretty sure that I'm an ass man by this point... also, facesitting is ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ for me.

Anal (Giving) - ⭐⭐⭐ - It's okay, not really my favorite thing, but there's certainly a time and a place for it.
Cuckolding (Taking) - ⭐⭐⭐ - Feels like an extension of tease and denial if done right.
Bondage (Taking) - ⭐⭐⭐ - Can be sexy - just not my favorite thing.
Tickling (Giving) - ⭐⭐⭐ - Can be a fun gateway to more sexy things.
Threesome FFM - ⭐⭐⭐- More isn't necessarily better, but if you can't choose between two honeys... why choose at all?
Threesome MMM - ⭐⭐⭐ - As long as I'm in the middle.
Exhibitionism / Outdoor - ⭐⭐⭐ - Sneaking around and fucking outdoors can be fun!
Latex - ⭐⭐⭐ - Looks very sexy indeed... all I got to say on the matter.
Medical - ⭐⭐⭐- Sexy nurses, aphrodisiacs... "sex therapy"... yes.

Tickling (Taking) - ⭐⭐ - I'm not very ticklish!
Monsters - ⭐⭐- This one requires a lot of context, as there are so many different types of monsters. Tentacles are okay, orcs are fine. Succubi are fantastic. Angel girls are the best.

Chastity (Taking) - ⭐- Sorry, very claustrophobic down there so the idea of a cage on myself doesn't quite appeal. I would go so far as to say it's a hard limit.
Pain - ⭐ - Contextual. In wrestling roleplay, it's a given, almost sexy. I can deal with crops and whips too, in a sexy context. Anything beyond that is a hard limit.
CBT - ⭐ - Hard limit.
Audience Participation - ⭐ - I don't play public matches much so this doesn't do anything for me.
Hardcore BDSM - ⭐ - Hard limit
Collaring, tattoos, etc (Lasting effects) - ⭐ No. But maybe, if that person is special enough and they ask really nicely... Maybe.