Maria (Witch of Bovine Beauty)

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Well, this is awkward.

You aren't supposed to be here...so let's just get you to the actual profile. Ready? Of course you aren't.

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You should know better than to play with...MONSTERS~
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Well well well. Welcome to...

You there, you poor unfortunate victim of happenstance...if you're here, then you have the world's most rotten luck..but good tastes in things that are mature and refined~ But I like to gamble...and you are my newest bet! So get comfortable! You'll be staying awhile~
Now get me a drink. I'm tired...

Who am I?

I am a witch. A temptress. Sin, made flesh. A witch of the shadows, vanity, anarchy, debauchery, you name it~ Curvaceous, brazen, beautiful, and always dressed to be seen. What you see...is often what you will get. I am the villain you read of in stories, my hobbies including watching you suffer, and laughing at your expense...~

...if I find the time.

By this point, you might have asked yourself several questions:

What are your kinks?

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You can chose any form you want, why a cow?

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What kind of witchcraft can you do?

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Such lovely milf energy! Can I call you mommy?

Now to swiftly answer those questions, in timely order:

Exhibitionism. Something about the thought of someone watching has almost always got me going.
Little bit of bondage here and there, descriptive actions, and recently, shape shifting. A whole lot more you'll have to figure out for yourself. I've learned that if all the secrets get laid out, unsavory individuals take advantage~

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Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom.

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Shadow magic! I can manifest physical objects! Create clones! Command shadows to swallow you to clone you. Even change my appearance! This one is popular for some reason. No, I won't shapeshift into your mom.