• Height: 5'10"
• Weight: 163 lbs
• Hair: Dark brown
• Facial Hair: Full beard & moustache
• Role: Dom
• Vibe: Scruffy, stubborn, playfully relentless trouble-maker with zero tolerance for contraband cake.

Got a Max 2 and Gush. Maybe I could be stopped by the illusive PP inspectors 😯

PP Inspector Find me on a good day. Flip the script see if you’ve got what it takes to drain me...
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Pick your charge below, or wait for me to drop one in your inbox:

⚖️ Case #001: Street Walkers

"Random inspection"
"Hold it right there. You’ve been flagged for an unannounced, random field audit. Hands on the wall while I verify if that ASSet is street-legal

🚨 Case #002: Public Nuisance & Impoundment

"You're causing a disruption, and that equipment is officially being seized."
You’ve been caught flaunting assets in public without an active inspector’s clearance. I’m placing you under arrest right here on the map.

🇨🇦 Case #003: CBSA Booty Border Patrol

"Step out of the vehicle, please."
You’re trying to cross the Canadian border, but contraband scanners picked up a massive, unregistered dumptruck linked to an ongoing smuggling ring. As Senior CBSA Inspector Raz, I’m pulling you into the back room for an extensive, hands-on secondary interrogation..

• Role: Dominant / Handler
• The Twist: Unlicensed strays and loose pets don't get a pass on EF. If you're caught roaming without a handler or breaking kennel rules, Inspector Raz pulls out the collar and heavy leash. Expect a lengthy intake, through physical checks and clicker training, until you learn how to behave. Or get adopted!?