Kinky's Tentacle Party card game (Stufe 1) mail warning

Each player on their turn draws 1 card to start. They choose if their stack will count up or down and draw their next card.

To draw a card type /card

Now the player continues to draw cards until their turn ends, following the same direction of count.

---If you get doubles, that's a bulge and don't we love a bulgy wiggly one? Keep drawing as usual.
---If you land exactly on Ace or 10, then your tentacle curls, and you continue counting the opposite direction.
---A 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Face cards are wild, free to place and each has it's own effect.

The King is worth -2 cards while the Queen is worth +2 card. The Jacks Will cause your Tentacle to twist with another, and you MUST trade with anyone else. The new owner continues play. -You may trade with a player who hasn't had their turn yet-

If the next card drawn is the same direction as declared, the tentacle gets longer.
If the card drawn is the opposite direction the tentacle busts, as they so often do.

When a tentacle busts it's length is counted as 3 +all face card effects.

A player may stop drawing at any time.

When all tentacles are measured, the player with the longest tentacle is the winner of that round.

The deck gets reshuffled when the cards run out, or a player cums, or if a player, on their turn sends a link to Tentacle porn that's hot enough "to distract everyone else" And majority vote to shuffle.

The Face cards

Edge Rules Variant
When a tentacle busts, the player must edge once and their tentacle length is counted as 1.
If a tentacle reaches a length of 6 cards, It's long enough to make everyone playing Edge.
When all tentacles are measured, the player with the longest tentacle may choose anyone else to use it on. That chosen target will edge once.

Doom Rules

The necessary edges will be one for every card in the length of the tentacle.

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eg. Kinky drew a 9 to start. She now decides if her tentacle it slithering up or down. Choosing down, hoping her next draw is less then 9.
She draws a 5. Places it. And next turn Draws a 6!!!

6 being higher then 5, she looses. The Tentacle "Busts"

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