The Goblin's Pet (Stufe 1) mail warning

Once a famous Adventurer I was loved throughout the lands. I went on many harrowing quests, saving kingdoms and damsels in distress. I aquired treasures beyond imagination and had bedded maidens beyond the wildest dreams of any man in the kingdom. I was the picture of manly perfection; a body sculpted by the gods, Unmatched martial skills that were the envy of everyone and, not to boast too much, a cock that had tamed the wildest women in the kingdom (even some that belonged to my (enemies!). I had settled down recently with my Wife to take up residence in the capital, we were looking forward to starting a family and living a life of luxury with my well earned fortune. Then one day... I took a simple job, I was to clear out a goblin tribe that had moved into a local mine and were holding up operations with their raiding parties.

At first it was nothing new, I found the entrance to their filthy lair and dispatched the few posted guards with expected ease. Even their mightiest warriors were no match for my enchanted sword. I carved a path through the camp eliminating every last one of the foul disgusting creatures. Standing amongst the ruins, barely sweating, I surveyed my triumph and prepared to head back and deliver the good news. The payout would be modest, but a world renowned adventurer such as me could afford to take a pay cut every now and then to build some local good favor with his new neighbors.

As I turned to leave, a sound caught my ear, I stopped to listen wondering if I had missed one of the vermin. I had to be sure, as virile as goblins are, especially with their... horrifying breeding physiology, I had to be sure, not a single one of the monsters was left alive or this camp would simply return in a matter of weeks.

Following the sound I stumbled upon a previoisly over looked side passage, its entrance obscured by some random junk and dilapidated goblin architecture. Moving the obstructions aside I drew my sword and quickly moved down the damp corridor. It snaked downwards, deeper into the earth, the passageway marked with clear signs excavation... although much cruder than any kind that would have been done by man. Were these goblins digging for something? Pushing the thought from my mind I heard the sound again just up ahead. Rounding the corner I was confronted by a singular lowly, gobline cowering in the dark. Startled it dropped the remainder of the treasures it had pilfered while I was slaying its kinsmen. As the various cups and baubles hit the floor they confirmed this sad, pathetic excuse for a monster was the source of the sound. I couldn't help but let out a wry smirk as I readied my sword to end this encampment once and for all.

Seeing my sword raised, poised to end his miserable life, the goblin paniced and fought back the only way he could. As much as it pained the greedy coward to do so, he struck out by throwing his ill gotten treasure at me in desparation. The ineffective trinkets were no danger and I easily battered away the bigger items and shrugged off the smaller ones as I approached.

Just before I reached him to deliver the final blow I hesitated for a moment as I caught sight of his last treasure. A dark, clearly magical, collar of sorts was clutched in his filthy claws. The metal was a shiny black, inlayed with silver and at its center was set a large purple stone. This item was clearly very valuable, and the goblin was clearly struggling to let it go. He may have faltered, but my mind was made up, I raised my sword and began to swing the perfectly honed blade towards my target. A decapitating strike aimed at his skinny neck with intent to kill him in a single blow. In desparation he threw up his hands tossing the strange artifact at me. Years of experience had me suddenly on edge as every hair on my body stood up. The collar was obviously too small to cause any damage... but something wasn't right. With a last minute twist I managed to angle my sword and intercept the magical artifact.

What followed next is... should be impossible! The moment my enchanted blade made contact with the blackened steel of that cursed jewelry a great flash of emergy filled the dank room and then... everything went black.

I don't know how long I was out but I awoke with a gasp of pained breath alone and in total darkness. The cold floor was wet and cold against my skin... wait, Skin?!?! What happenes to my armor?!? I scrambled over to a pool of water and almost fainted as I found myself staring at the reflection of a... a... woman? She, no, I was completely different! Nevermind the ridiculous bikini armor barely covering my body or the fuck me heels more fit for a brothel than adventuring, I was .... I was beautiful! No... not just beautiful I was sexy! My lips were plump and soft, my body was no longer chisled and hard or covered in scars it was smooth, soft and without a single imperfection! My ass... well reaching back to squeeze it I couldn't remember a single woman I had bedded that even compared... not even my wife; and these tits?!?! Gods these tits were huge! Their weight made moving a chore as I struggled to deal with the lacknofnsupport offered by the embarassingly tiny scale mail bikini I found myself in. This was a nightmare! Worse... that damned goblin was nowhere to be found!

I was alone, practically naked, in a ridiculous and humiliating new body barely covered by any armor. I grabbed my sword using it for a brace to help me to my feet. Once standing I only managed a handful of steps before losing balance and crashing back to the cold stone floor. Landing with a painful OOF I rubbed my backside cursing this obscene body but thankful it provided padding at least. I slowly got to my feet again holding onto the walls for support as I began to carefully search for my way out. Wobbly at best with my chest threatening to send me back to the ground with each shakey step of my high heeled feet. Reaching up to my neck I angrily tugged on the infernal collar only to be met with a harsh jolt of energy that sent me back to the floor.. rubbing my sore butt for the second time in as many minutes. I had to get back to town, the court wizard would surely be able to help me! I just had to get out of this cave, get back to my horse and... avoid everyone on the road... then I was home free. Struggling back up to my feet I blew my hair out of my face in annoyance and began my wobbly ascent.

Too distracted by my new body and the infernal magic coursing through me thanks to the artifact I remained unaware of two beady eyes watching me from the shadows... the goblin licked his lips and smiled even as his cock stirred beneath his loincloth at the sight of his prey....