Jin's Big Brother. (Stufe 1) mail warning

⚠️ BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING ⚠️

🟥 [ S U R V E I L L A N C E ] 🟥 [ T A B O O ] 🟥 [ C O N T R O L ]

Muv along, tovarish.

➤ "He's pretty tall… and those eyes of his? Terrifying."

🢥 Answer.: In Soviet Union, eyes of Jin not terrify you. You terrify eyes of Jin.

➤ "Jin'do is a menace"

🢥 A.: Menace to society? Njet, tovarish, menace to capitalist pigs and revisionists. Medal "For Valour in Bedroom Front" already prepared.

➤ "He's is a funny wolf ...but can fuck for 8 hours without a pause."

🢥 A.: In Mother Russia, you don't have a sex. Sex has you. it has you for five-year plan minimum.

➤ "That guy is a fraud."

🢥 A.: Fraud? Nyet. Jin is model citizen. All his papers in order. KGB already checked three times.

➤ "He keeps to himself and his group most days... Contained!"

🢥 A.: Contained? Da. Like uranium in reactor. Very stable. Until critical mass of lewdness achieved. Then Chernobyl of orgasms.

IS NOT AN ALT OF JIN

MADE PURELY TO ROAST HIM