Commander Shepard (Stufe 1) mail warning

Sitten in my room on the Normandy, I check profiles on the pc.
"Banged..."
"Banged..."
"Not banged, but to bang..."
"Banged..."

""Good morning, Commander, may I interrupt you?"
I scream: the voice of Edi toke me by surprise. Her virtual form appears near the pc.
"Edi, for fuck sake, why are you disturbing me? Dont' you see I am checking a list of people to fuc.... ehm, of great warriors to contact for our crusade against reapers?"
"This is why I will not ask you why 76.5% of your "warriors" are hot females, Commander, nor why five of them are krogan..."
"Ehm... so... what do you want, Edi?"
"Patrols of the Citadel have explored a new galactic portal in the Terminus Systems and they have discovered an unknown civilization named "Erofight""
I lay on the chair and yawn.
"Erofight? Strange name... so? What is their report?"
"It seems that in Erofight there is an insane amount of people of different races, many of them with strange and amazing powers: witches, succubi, demons , kitsunes, nekos and more. Also, it seems that they have a strange form of primitive society, with a costant fight for supremacy that develops in sexfight and sex wrestling... are you following me, Commander?"
"You lost me at "demons" but you had me again at "Sexfight": go on"
"Well, they are not totally sure of this yet, but it seems that this costant fight for supremacy make people of Erofight way hornier than common people on Earth . They just think to have sex agaon and again and again..."
"Wait... are you telling me that in this place people live like in a costant orgy, where the ones who fuck better are worshipped like deities?"
"Well, not exactly my words but..."
I stand up.
"What the fuck are we waiting for? Call Joker: route for Erofight!"
"But... why?"
"You said it before: people there have incredible powers: they will be our secret weapon against Reapers."
"... you want to go there just because you want to bang people, am I right!"
"Why are you asking me if you already know the answer?"