Enter the room and make a bow to the two women who are about to face eachother
10:41:33
Bot/Gelöscht
HELLO§
10:42:55
"I wish you a great confrontation, Ladies"
10:43:00
Bot/Gelöscht
Why thank you ^^
10:43:19
"My cheering for you, Oscar" I say, making another bow
10:43:26
Walks in eating popcorn
10:47:46
Barely started and already summoning weird stuff ^^;
10:48:16
Hey Roma Ari and Day o/
10:50:11
The skeleton appears near me
10:53:22
"What the hell..."
10:53:37
When did you get a skeleton Roma
10:53:53
Bot/Gelöscht
Hey ...
10:54:04
Strolls in to find a seat~
10:54:40
Bot/Gelöscht
Hii nina
10:54:44
(Amalyst summoned it in the crowd)
10:54:45
"Hello Mox and Weiss"
10:54:54
Bot/Gelöscht
Hey romantic
10:55:06
Is the skeleton even paid?
10:56:20
Bot/Gelöscht
Nope
10:56:43
Bot/Gelöscht
They are undead
10:56:51
"Too little. Look how skinny he looks..."
10:57:00
O.O they have rights too!
10:57:02
Aww poor skeleton~
10:57:19
Bot/Gelöscht
The moment they form a trade union yes
10:57:20
Not many but some at least :p
10:57:39
Open a bag and offer a portion of ossobuco to the skeleton. "Here, pal: I made it myself"
10:57:57
goooo Amathyst :D
10:58:00
"Hello, Lord Winston"
10:58:26
Bot/Gelöscht
WINSTON! :-D
10:58:50
I'm here to serve my Lady !
10:59:20
Lord Winston? Psh not likely~
10:59:32
Bot/Gelöscht
Hhmmmm
10:59:36
and hello, LWR champ :P
11:00:16
Bot/Gelöscht
Turns to the crowd and gives a thumbs up while smiling
11:00:19
someone's cheery today ^^
11:00:53
Must be feeling confident
11:01:28
Bot/Gelöscht
I'm always cheery! :-P
11:02:03
how's the tooth?
11:02:16
Bot/Gelöscht
Lost half of it
11:02:39
Bot/Gelöscht
Hey Nina!
11:05:55
Bot/Gelöscht
Hi Romantic!
11:06:06
Bot/Gelöscht
Hello Weiss :)
11:06:23
Bot/Gelöscht
(Hello everyone thank you for you support
send flying kisses to everyone)
11:07:12
A kiss with wings, how strange :P
11:07:34
Bot/Gelöscht
Hi Day :)
11:07:52
Make a novement like to catch your kiss, taking it to my lips and kissing you back
11:08:01
Heys all around as usual haha
11:09:11
That’s quite a bone pile you have on the ring
11:09:39
Bot/Gelöscht
There are no rules here!
11:10:03
Bot/Gelöscht
Only many levels and lairs of tricks
11:10:20
I can see that XD
11:10:30
Or rather nobody listened to the refs till the end
11:10:59
Bot/Gelöscht
I'm not particularly invested in this one... I will support the most reckless :)
11:11:07
Bot/Gelöscht
- praying the gods of chaos and disaster *
11:11:26
Bot/Gelöscht
I throw a paper ball to distract her so thats maybe why
11:11:40
At least there are enough seats for the skeletons
11:13:35
Bot/Gelöscht
Enough for 14 is surprising :-P
11:13:53
- getting battle ready as a black armor cover myself from my feet to my neck *
11:14:47
- I put on and helmet and take out my battle axe *
11:15:07
Appear in the room with a nightcap in his head
11:15:26
Ah ! For My Mistress !
11:15:30
Bot/Gelöscht
Several of the skeletons hand jester "nioce"
11:15:47
"What a fuck? Why there is people who worship Chaos in my basement? #
11:15:59
Bot/Gelöscht
\o/ chaos !
11:16:15
Bot/Gelöscht
Excuse me corpse emperor on the carrion throne :-P
11:16:23
There will always be chaos \o/
11:16:28
Bot/Gelöscht
\o\ |o| /o/
11:16:42
Bot/Gelöscht
This is old Gods creatures!
11:16:46
Bot/Gelöscht
chaos !
11:16:47
Bot/Gelöscht
Old gods!
11:17:15
"Little Kitten, please, remember me to banish this sexy necromancer from this tealm asap"
11:17:15
Bot/Gelöscht
Wut
11:17:27
Bot/Gelöscht
You can't banish me!
11:17:33
Bot/Gelöscht
I got portals:-P
11:17:45
"I got Portals 2. So, I am better"
11:18:08
AH ah ! finaly I can let go of my insanity !
11:18:15
(yeah,... fighting me is chaotic... as I bring more and more people in)
11:20:05
"I like this kind of chaos"
11:20:52
Am angel a demon a cultist and a god... i think i should have drunk more coffee
11:20:54
Bot/Gelöscht
Eldritch hardbass creature and its team appears and starts playing loud hard bass
11:21:12
"And someone gives me popcorn. Why no one has offerred me popcorn yet? #
11:21:23
Never too late for more coffee :P
11:21:33
- some weird noise are coming from my belly as I'm making popcorn *
11:22:46
Bot/Gelöscht
A skeleton looks at you casually holding a bag waiting for popcorn
11:23:23
Take rhe popcorn with a hand made of psionic power and start to eat popcorn
11:23:40
"Better than the last meal you prepared, Little Litten"
11:24:11
- a hatch open in my belly as popcorn and popcorns are getting out *
11:24:29
:O hey! Who threw that?
looking at the skellys
11:28:39
Bot/Gelöscht
They all turn their heads to look at you
11:29:11
Bot/Gelöscht
20 more looking at you through a portal on the ceiling
11:29:33
Bot/Gelöscht
All raise their left hand
11:30:04
Don’t play with your food !
11:30:52
"What a wast of legitimely good popcorn"
11:31:14
Bot/Gelöscht
They look at Oscar and look back at you
11:31:29
stupid skeletons ! buttered popcorn ! popcorn are better with salt !
11:31:31
Am i going to have to line you guys up and ask each one?
11:31:56
"It is enough to declared a Crusade on you, Ama. We will call it" The Crusade for the popcorn"
11:32:12
Bot/Gelöscht
The 20 on ceiling portal drop down and land right next you in a orderly line while the others form a line on your left
11:32:50
O.O they are pretty more tamed than i thought
11:33:26
- get the lie detector... this one is lieing ! this one too ! their heartbeat isn't right ! their all lieing !
11:34:01
- spends a few minutes questioning each skeleton*
11:34:11
Bot/Gelöscht
*They look at you and mimic a sigh motion to show that you choose the wrong words *
11:34:13
Bot/Gelöscht
*One of them holds up a diploma *
11:34:36
- bonk the stupid android *
11:34:41
Bot/Gelöscht
They give avia the thumbs up
11:35:02
Impressive diploma but that’s not a job interview
11:35:24
Bot/Gelöscht
They suddenly point to writing on the wall
11:36:06
I have the perfect solution to resolve this
11:36:08
they're skeletons.... not living creatures... your lies detector is useless such as you popcorn dispenser
11:36:14
Burn the skeletons with a flame of psyonic power
11:36:40
Bot/Gelöscht
*The writing on the wall reads out in runes * "sneak attack"
11:36:53
- pats val * you are not useless and the popcorn tastes good ^^
11:37:03
"Well... Onenof them was guilty for sure"
11:37:03
Awwww poor skellys
11:37:22
Bot/Gelöscht
They all reappear holding magnus signs
11:38:42
:O they are back
11:39:13
"He did nothing right#
11:39:34
Bot/Gelöscht
*How ever 36 have joined them and are currently mouthing "learn parental skills" *
11:39:37
"Now I am sure that Amalyst is Perturabo in desguise"
11:40:45
Bot/Gelöscht
I don't know that is but I'll take that as a compliment!
11:41:01
"Stop doing the crybaby and go dig a trench!"
11:41:12
Bot/Gelöscht
*They look you defiantly in the eyes and start doing the spooky scary skeletons dance *
11:42:11
Bot/Gelöscht
4 of them holding up boom boxes playing it loudly
11:42:42
Someone is gonna pay... for all those skeletons’s tickets for the show
11:42:48
"This is legitimely funny"
11:43:39
Bot/Gelöscht
They clap their hands twice and point at nina for a few seconds
11:43:45
"Look, Little Kitten: the skeletons dance better than you, and they have no muscles"
11:44:13
"I studied Viennese waltz..."
11:45:02
Bot/Gelöscht
(hummm next time novel will take lis to a bal)
11:47:35
Bot/Gelöscht
The skeletons intensly clap their hands to the beat mimicking the atmosphere
11:48:08
I enter the room, still weak for what happened before
11:48:16
"Go, Oscar" I say, falling on the chair near Romantic
11:48:37
Bot/Gelöscht
They all turn their heads to look at lisbeth enter the room
11:48:44
"That strange..."
11:48:59
"Didn't i make a Living Saint out of you?"
11:49:11
Bot/Gelöscht
I sit next to lis my head laying on her shouder
11:49:11
"Shit happened, Big-E"
11:49:36
"I will explain you later"
11:49:53
Bot/Gelöscht
(yes indeed they are.)
11:53:55
Bot/Gelöscht
(:-P)
11:54:07
Bot/Gelöscht
(but... free the niples !)
11:54:35
Bot/Gelöscht
(JA!)
11:54:52
"In reality, there are images and text which shows that something similar to a bra was alredy used in the Ancient Rome and in the Classic Greek. The Romans called it..."
11:54:57
( Probably a more hmmm well endowed one * look down at my chest* ><)
11:55:04
"Shut up, Little Kitty"
11:55:09
(sorry, wriong char^^)
11:55:23
"Shut uo, Little Kitten"
11:55:31
"What a nerd you are"
11:55:37
Bot/Gelöscht
(babe,... I understand your pain :()
11:55:38
"Don't worry, ladies. The Emperor love all kind of boobs"
11:56:35
"Except for tthe ones of Shaneesh"
11:57:00
Even man boobs? :p
11:57:12
Bot/Gelöscht
well,...
11:57:29
"Sure. I love all humanity"
11:58:06
"Except for Little Kitten"
11:58:13
"He forgot to fill my painkiller tank... again"
11:58:25
Bot/Gelöscht
the emperor is getting old if he needs a tank of painkillers
11:59:47
Bot/Gelöscht
Ja:-P
11:59:55
Idk with all the pain in the world sometimes you just want to try to numb all of that
12:00:47
"I need it since the time my son Horus decided to have daddy issues and to put me on this Throne"
12:00:57
Bot/Gelöscht
maybe we would need a new one... or an empress
poke Lis
12:01:12
Bot/Gelöscht
That's why parental skills help
12:01:17
Bot/Gelöscht
tss parents are overrated to...
12:01:35
Bot/Gelöscht
too*
12:01:39
"Not My fault. I was the best father of History"
12:01:43
Bot/Gelöscht
That is responsible for the worst empire in human history :-P
12:02:18
"Not my fault. Averything go shit as soon I start to sleep on this throne"
12:03:12
"But I am changing things"
12:03:18
"This is why I sent half of the Inquisition into the Warp"
12:03:33
"You have sent Christine into the Warp?"
12:03:52
Bot/Gelöscht
the worst empire ?! Charlemagne did what he could to fix his shituation with his heirs...
12:03:58
Bot/Gelöscht
The pun is noted and accepted
12:04:33
"Last time I checked, she was evisherating a greater demon of Khorne, so I don't think you have to warry about her...."
12:04:52
Bot/Gelöscht
36 skeletons nab all of it
12:09:26
Pulverize the Skeletons and take their popcorn
12:10:34
"Yey.... more salty"
12:10:41
Bot/Gelöscht
Hey
12:11:28
Bot/Gelöscht
The game is going to be long i guess
12:12:07
Bot/Gelöscht
Eehhh
12:12:28
Bot/Gelöscht
Bonk
12:12:33
"The longer, the better..."
12:12:57
Bonk Romantic with a powerhammer
12:13:13
Bot/Gelöscht
Yeah ... that's also true romantic
12:13:41
Bot/Gelöscht
the size doesn't count !
12:15:08
"Do not worry, dear. You are beautiful as you are"
12:15:52
They are the perfect size for me
winks at Oscar
12:15:53
Bot/Gelöscht
and you're perfect for me, babe * wink back at Nina *
12:16:32
"Uh, what a cute couple"
12:17:13
Pat Oscar and Nina's heads with psyonic heads
12:17:35
Bot/Gelöscht
tss...
12:18:17
Bot/Gelöscht
Headpats oscar
12:18:30
Bot/Gelöscht
as if headpats could do something to a proud warrior like me...
12:18:49
So you don’t want them? ><
12:19:06
Bot/Gelöscht
Everyone deserves headpats :-P
12:19:10
"The cute demon is right£
12:19:31
"headpat me, Little Kitten"
12:19:43
You are right ^^.
start going around to pat the skeletons
12:19:53
Climb the golden throne and pat the Emperor
12:20:06
Bot/Gelöscht
They give nina head pants in return along with hugs
12:21:18
Idk if i would even call that a witch hunt at that point ^^;
12:22:58
Enter the room leterally kicking the veil between the Warp and the mortal realm. "Somebody as asked for a witch hunter?"
12:23:05
Bot/Gelöscht
Yes
I whisper
12:23:23
"H-hi... sis... I didn't expect you being here"
12:23:38
"Nobody expects the Imperial Inquisition!!"
12:23:57
Bot/Gelöscht
Except for plot armour!
12:24:10
Burn the skeletons and grab a seat
12:25:02
Bot/Gelöscht
*Skeletons look back at you confused *
12:25:23
"Gasp" look the flamethrower of Christine and thart sweating
12:25:46
Bot/Gelöscht
*All 36 hold up a sign reading "made of bone" *
12:25:50
Breaks the skeleton's arms
12:27:34
Grab a skeleton, look inside it's void orbits ans say "Cold wine. Now, or I will butn you until your obliteration"
12:28:21
Cuddles are always good \o/
12:28:30
Bot/Gelöscht
And aftercare ^^
12:28:56
Bot/Gelöscht
Especially for both
12:29:04
Bot/Gelöscht
Aftercare for all!
12:29:18
"I like this ides^^"
12:29:26
Bot/Gelöscht
All of the skeletons slowly turn to face death angel
12:36:14
Bot/Gelöscht
hello motals... and skeleton... and gods...
12:36:22
"I didn0t remember creating another sexy Living Saint today..."
12:36:30
Bot/Gelöscht
I want to see you all suffer...
12:36:41
Bot/Gelöscht
but don't worry...
12:36:48
Bot/Gelöscht
I'll take great displeasure in thos...
12:37:02
"So... and what is the difference between you and normal Oscar?"
12:37:05
Bot/Gelöscht
Oscar is nice....
12:37:15
Bot/Gelöscht
and I'm nice too
12:37:22
"If you take this idiot's life I am happy with it"
12:37:35
Bot/Gelöscht
The skeletons summon a black board and being formating a plan of action
12:37:39
Bot/Gelöscht
it's just that I won't stop before you're all dead...
12:37:43
I try to stand, still too weak
12:38:09
Bot/Gelöscht
- darkness spread over the crowd like a fog *
12:38:10
Bot/Gelöscht
well...
12:38:22
sneak between the skeletons and make drawings on the blackboard
12:38:22
"N-Novel... is this normal for Oscar?"
12:38:23
Bot/Gelöscht
I've waited so long for this^^
12:38:32
Bot/Gelöscht
finaly I can die peacefully
12:38:47
Bot/Gelöscht
Skeletons start putting on old uniforms and armour
12:38:53
"Everyone! go near my throne!"
12:38:59
"I will protect you"
12:39:04
Teleports to throne
12:39:12
Bot/Gelöscht
- shapes like hands grab everyones head and...*
12:39:22
Grab Romantic and force him to stay
12:39:38
"I have waited so much for this moment... I can teleport back in the Warp, but you..."
12:40:05
Bot/Gelöscht
dear emperor... let's see if I'm as nice as you thought I was...
12:40:09
"Shut the fuck up"
12:40:31
Bot/Gelöscht
- headpats everyone, skeletons included...*
12:40:38
"I started spanking the ass of things like you before the fire was invented"
12:41:18
Bot/Gelöscht
slowly walk toward the emperor...
12:41:25
Bot/Gelöscht
lucky you...
12:41:35
Bot/Gelöscht
fire can die too
12:41:48
A wall of Adeptus Custodes appears from nothing, punting their halbards against the angel
12:42:01
Bot/Gelöscht
*The skeleton turn to face death angel and hold up a sign saying In all caps "DRAMTIC ANGEL" *
12:42:17
They are all naked
12:42:32
Bot/Gelöscht
- I get closer to the emperor while ignoring the crowd *
12:42:42
(I could not resist... sorry XDXD)
12:43:07
Bot/Gelöscht
durty casual will disperse now...
12:43:13
Bot/Gelöscht
- with a nod the Adeptus Custodes let me pas *
12:43:46
Bot/Gelöscht
It's brilliant ^^
12:43:54
Bot/Gelöscht
- then I reach the emperor throne and gently sit on his lap *
12:44:10
"I think I am not missing my painkiller now"
12:44:36
Bot/Gelöscht
- I gently put my finger over his lips *
12:44:36
Bot/Gelöscht
Well if that isn't a statement then I don't know what is
12:44:42
Bot/Gelöscht
I'm sorry...
12:44:54
Bot/Gelöscht
but I really need to do this... sweety...
12:45:06
Bot/Gelöscht
I like killing...
12:45:13
"You cannot kill me"
12:45:21
Bot/Gelöscht
that's why you're so funny
12:45:29
"Not even a God could do it"
12:45:32
Bot/Gelöscht
I can play with you eternaly...
12:45:42
Bot/Gelöscht
Eldritch creature plays a angsty song
12:45:43
"Go back to Ama, Angel... I think we can see eachothers later"
12:46:05
"I really need a cuddling session after all this millennia of pain"
12:46:25
"And after the terrible cooking of Little Kitten"
12:46:39
Bot/Gelöscht
then... perfect.. so you will understand that everything that happen next are nothing to do with you...
12:47:15
Bot/Gelöscht
or with our... relationship
12:47:36
Bot/Gelöscht
- vanish into thin air again *
12:47:44
Bot/Gelöscht
- this time a sweet perfume can be sense where she was before *
12:48:12
"Yey... I have an appointment"
12:48:48
"I should lucid my golden armour for the important occasions"
12:49:12
Bot/Gelöscht
- the smell can be describe as... popcorn... sweet caramels and strawberries *
12:49:16
"Little Kitten, go lucid my armor and prepare me an Imperato Class Titan full of roses"
12:50:17
Bot/Gelöscht
(hello)
13:02:08
Bot/Gelöscht
Hi drake! ^^
13:02:16
"Look, my personal tabeltop piece has retourned"
13:03:07
"Now we can play Lizardmen - Tomb Kings, Little Kitten"
13:03:40
Take a tabletop and put Drake on it
13:04:06
Now Drake is dressed like a slann
13:05:24
W-what is going on?!
13:05:30
Bot/Gelöscht
Cute lewdness!
13:05:44
Bot/Gelöscht
And lots of sillyniss!
13:06:03
"And I got a date with an Angel!!"
13:06:20
(Hey, the reptile frog is naked)
13:06:43
Bot/Gelöscht
(you're always naked drake.... well half naked actualy...)
13:07:10
Bot/Gelöscht
(in fact you're always half something...)
13:07:22
( yeah i was gonna say always half XD)
13:07:48
What? My top and bottom cover enough!
13:07:51
(you are a lizard stripper)
13:08:11
Bot/Gelöscht
In the most technical of definations
13:08:17
Bot/Gelöscht
well I covering your top isn't necessary...
13:09:05
Bot/Gelöscht
Or your waist :-P
13:09:29
Bot/Gelöscht
I mean who would just cover his shoulders ?
13:09:31
Smirk and put ten euros in the bottom of Drake
13:09:51
Bot/Gelöscht
and your underwear are clearly too small for your tail...
13:10:09
Bot/Gelöscht
So I say remove the clothes:-P
13:10:25
Bot/Gelöscht
hum...
13:10:31
Bot/Gelöscht
strip him with his consent
13:10:37
(she is bad Christine, Drake, just for you to know)
13:10:37
"I gave him ten euros. Better him put lube on his body and start dancing"
13:11:08
Bot/Gelöscht
Well you are supposed to use consent already
13:11:28
(Didn't noticed it was Christine, Saw the long name, and thought it was the god thing)
13:11:35
I'm not a stripper!
13:12:17
(When the Emperor is around, my other alts take elements from Warhammer 40K(ù)
13:12:23
(I am doing only with Chtistine now cause Lisbeth did in her last rp and I am too lazi to put "Romantic Little Kitten" on now)
13:13:00
(Wait, the lizardmen are mexicas?)
13:13:39
"Start to dance, lizard boy. Me and the girls here want to see your ass"
13:13:40
"Ah, and the skeletons too"
13:13:49
Bot/Gelöscht
I'm only interested in oscars butt :-P
13:13:57
(yes, they take elements from pre-colombian civilizations)
13:14:03
Good choice Amathyst :p
13:14:21
Bot/Gelöscht
*The skeletons hold up a sign saying "same" *
13:14:22
(why do you think I am insisting in putting Drake as a lizardman?)
13:14:22
See?! The majority don't want me to dance!
13:15:03
"I totally agree with Nina and Ama"
13:15:06
"But I would like to see Drake dance... he owes me an humiliating dance after all"
13:15:27
What?! Why for?!
13:15:45
"You made me dance dressed like Barney the Dinosaur for two hours, you damn lizard!!"
13:16:11
Bot/Gelöscht
Is their a recording? 🤔🤔🤔
13:16:29
You fucked my girl!
13:16:38
(and it's all canon. We really did it in a rp!!)
13:16:45
(I know it was technically Aria)
13:16:56
"It was my girl! Anna and Aria shared their closet!!"
13:17:03
And you did dance on your own!
13:17:37
Even made me think it was my hatch day!
13:17:57
"You didn't want to go away and I didn0t want to make Aria unconfortable..."
13:18:17
Bot/Gelöscht
(well it's very funny to hear them talking about the time Roman fucked his sister in law by mistake when he thought he was playing with his wife. They say it's because their twin sisters but one is a succubus while the other is a sabber cat... )
13:18:18
Bot/Gelöscht
:-D
13:18:32
Bot/Gelöscht
All the writers awards
13:18:43
Bot/Gelöscht
All of them
13:18:48
(Yay! I won something)
13:19:24
Is it a sucubus that looks like a saber cat or the other way around?
13:19:30
(nono, ROmantic really fucked his wife. Just... at the time Anna still did't have two character, so he was fucking Aria in the rp, but the name of the char was still "Anna")
13:19:36
For them to be twins? XD
13:19:45
They didn't even were born at the same time
13:20:06
They have like 3 years of difference
13:20:23
(Our exstended family has astrange background)
13:20:41
The twins thing is totally flawed XD
13:20:46
(still thinking that we are a traditional family, Oscar?)
13:20:57
(also, don0t forget that Lisbeth and Aria shared a night of love)
13:21:17
(The house, the married thing, you have a puppy on your house, two kiddos)
13:21:43
(Dian is still not born for now)
13:22:31
(the married thing?)
13:22:47
Bot/Gelöscht
Go Amathyst!!!!!!!!!!! I know you can do it!
13:23:16
Bot/Gelöscht
Technically not a match:-P
13:23:44
Bot/Gelöscht
Also hi! ^^
13:23:49
Bot/Gelöscht
Hey
13:23:53
Bot/Gelöscht
Also
13:23:53
Bot/Gelöscht
Read everything because it is glorious :-D
13:24:07
Bot/Gelöscht
I will ;)
13:24:17
(Lis still counts, and Roma & Aria are married)
13:24:20
Bot/Gelöscht
Hello o/
13:24:26
Jump on Ciel and kiss him
13:24:45
"What the fuck?"
13:24:53
Bot/Gelöscht
(Hey Romantic)
13:25:00
Bot/Gelöscht
What did i miss with the Emperor of manking
13:25:01
Bot/Gelöscht
How the fuck did he get here now
13:25:09
"Why there is an avatar of Slaneshh in this room?"
13:25:12
Bot/Gelöscht
hello
13:25:13
(Hello Thomas Jefferson)
13:25:19
Bot/Gelöscht
I aint Slaneshh
13:25:27
Bot/Gelöscht
Please
13:25:29
"Stay away from her, Little Kitten"
13:25:32
Difficult to explain
13:25:40
Bot/Gelöscht
I'm worse then her
13:25:43
Bot/Gelöscht
well
13:25:45
Bot/Gelöscht
Her/Him/It
13:25:49
"I am the motherfucking Emperor, I can be everywhere I want"
13:25:59
Bot/Gelöscht
Still not sure
13:26:00
Bot/Gelöscht
they*
13:26:01
Bot/Gelöscht
Well aint really sure which pronouns Slaneshh would want
13:26:21
Bot/Gelöscht
thinkingdemonface
13:26:32
"She don0t want pronous. She just want sex"
13:26:53
Bot/Gelöscht
And why are you roasting Kittens cooking ....
13:27:01
Bot/Gelöscht
i tasted it
13:27:03
Bot/Gelöscht
was fine for me
13:27:06
Bot/Gelöscht
oh ..... should have said that
13:27:21
Bot/Gelöscht
shouldnt*
13:27:28
"Thanks, dear..."
13:27:30
Bot/Gelöscht
Wait ... Roma isnt kitten ....
13:27:38
Bot/Gelöscht
O.o
13:27:49
Bot/Gelöscht
What happened to ... well Oily Custodes Kitten ?
13:28:08
"Stop putting this armour on me!!"
13:28:35
Bot/Gelöscht
ciel please... don't ask questions and read the log... it's.... you gonna loose your mind while laughing
13:28:45
"Do you prefer to be stripped naked?"
13:28:54
Or just lose your mind
13:29:19
Bot/Gelöscht
(TTS intensify´s)
13:29:23
Bot/Gelöscht
(XDDDD=
13:29:29
Bot/Gelöscht
(But okay i know the Emperor is Roma now)
13:29:49
I'm not a stripper!
13:29:51
(you also missed Lisbeth becoming a Living Saint for a while)
13:30:02
(sure. Who eslse could make so much TSS references?)
13:30:24
Bot/Gelöscht
(Normally i would say me ... but i wasnt here)
13:30:40
(If we meet in the tournament, we should organize something about it XDXD)
13:31:11
Bot/Gelöscht
(please no .... or i need to watch the whole series again .... i would die from laughter)
13:31:34
(do it. I am about to do the same)
13:31:56
Bot/Gelöscht
(smh xD
13:32:03
(for... I don't know, the fifth time?)
13:32:09
Bot/Gelöscht
(fourth for me then)
13:32:19
Bot/Gelöscht
(what series ?)
13:32:34
(If the Emperor has a text to speech device)
13:32:51
Bot/Gelöscht
(if you have free time .... watch it ... its fucking hilarious)
13:33:31
Bot/Gelöscht
(So many shots against 40K .... and correcting so many things in a good way)
13:33:49
"And I am hilarious too"
13:34:07
Bot/Gelöscht
Yes still an asshole father
13:34:17
Bot/Gelöscht
Your sons arent wrong about that
13:34:24
Bot/Gelöscht
shrug
13:34:28
Bot/Gelöscht
I've always thought parents were unnecessary...
13:35:02
Bot/Gelöscht
(Sorry hard to come up with an excuse there ... i know xD)
13:35:14
What?! How can you say that?
13:35:37
Bot/Gelöscht
You mean me or Oscar ?
13:36:12
Bot/Gelöscht
(you know the lore around Oscar's parents ?)
13:36:25
(Yeah, killed her parents with medicine)
13:36:45
"Not my fault some of them was raised on shitty planets"
13:36:59
(sorry for the delay: wifi has decided to die for... reasons)
13:37:21
(Is ok, some times happen)
13:37:41
"I am a great father"
13:38:03
(Wait, lizardmen are just male?)
13:38:08
"Look how good Sanguinius was"
13:38:12
(Mmmm.... I really don0t remember female lizardmen)
13:38:33
Bot/Gelöscht
(Anyway ... in a game of league now .. have fun everyone)
13:40:15
(Have a nice day, Purple Princess)
13:40:28
Bot/Gelöscht
(bye ciel💋)
13:40:50
( have a good game o/)
13:40:59
Purple [looks at Ciel abd only see her temperature]
13:41:07
"You cannot see color"
13:41:37
I put a rose near your face
13:42:19
"What color is this?"
13:42:24
Green and red! [My second pair of eyelids cover my eyes]
13:43:00
"Wrong: is white"
13:43:26
"Cause it was funny"
13:44:32
(Good thing I'm alone right now)
13:45:12
"Cuz it was fun" [My tail slaps The god of mankind]
13:46:23
(I adon't know his name, so I will call him Marcos)
13:46:50
Bot/Gelöscht
O.O
13:47:43
(he has no name, he is just the God Emperor)
13:47:46
Your tail is not able to break throught the aura of the Emperor
13:48:14
"Look how cute he is"
13:48:29
"I think I will keep him like a pollow for my naps"
13:48:49
I-i'm already someone's pillow... S-so...
13:49:27
Bot/Gelöscht
drake your half lamia part while be roasted and your half dragon part will be served as carpaccio if you keep doing it...
13:49:37
(Oh my, what a bloody image)
13:50:30
"Bleah... who could eat it?"
13:50:35
Appears in a purple mist
13:50:54
Bot/Gelöscht
Hi! ^^
13:51:07
The allmighty dragon need help??
giggles
13:51:40
Yeah, yeah, how many wishes do you have?
13:52:04
"Resist, Oscar!!!"
13:52:39
Bot/Gelöscht
wish for more djins
13:52:45
And I got 3 Drake, but for who owns the lamp
13:53:32
(Jsjdjs, 69 pleSsure
13:53:44
"I ows Mia, who ows the lamp"
13:53:52
"So, i can express desires"
13:54:01
Whare is the lamp?!
13:54:02
Nope Romantic, that's not fair
13:54:32
But I guess you're right 😌
13:55:05
(Great pfp btw Roma)
13:56:15
(Nina, Oscar and Drake helped me on this^^)
13:56:40
"A perfect gentleman"
13:56:47
Looks at Romantic, shocked
13:57:25
What is hapening?! [I desintegrate into ashes, a can and a crab)
13:57:40
Y-you know that I have my limitations right? this one is tough to achieve
13:57:50
Bot/Gelöscht
wish for more djins and ask that their lamps go into your hand
13:57:54
"I will do it later. Now the education of Drake has priority"
13:58:19
"Use all your power, djinn"
13:58:30
(No one cares Drake just died, XD)
13:58:57
(It was not my wishes? Why did he die?)
13:59:19
Oh the crab and can were really there
13:59:33
(You wish somethibg impossible)
13:59:47
A bright purple glow surrounds Shannaël as she points a hand in Drakes direction, snapping her fingers
14:00:16
Forgive me if it don't work Romantic...
14:00:35
"At least, bring him back"
14:01:02
Bot/Gelöscht
it willbackfire and transformeshannaël into a gentle man instead of drake
14:01:31
quickly catching the can and crab before Drake reforms Let me at least get those things out
14:01:37
[I return to my self] Evrything was so cold, and some how there was a rain of arrows, and my grandpa!
14:02:45
(Oh no, a special)
14:03:33
[I look at Nina with the can and the crab] Why are they out?
14:05:07
Hmmm no reason at all
hiding both on my back
14:05:35
Just in time for the fun
14:07:04
Bot/Gelöscht
Hi! ^^
14:07:06
Come on Lady Oscar, do it for France
14:07:29
[You feel something growing behind you, as you see fear in Drake's face]
14:07:40
Good luck too Amathyst
14:07:45
Bot/Gelöscht
:-D
14:08:04
hm?
looking behind me and letting go of the can and crab
14:08:19
[You can see a giant and horrendous shell-less crab]
14:09:10
(this rp is pure chaos, Jenna, do not worryXDXD)
14:10:21
Yes some things happened and we took a crab out of Drake's body
14:10:22
Bot/Gelöscht
CHAOS! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐊🐊🐊🐊
14:10:49
Why is the crab out?!
14:11:04
Alright, but don't get too distracted from the match
14:11:07
Bot/Gelöscht
Muahahaha ! \O/ chaos and despair !
14:11:17
Bot/Gelöscht
Surprises and twists! 👾🕸️🐍🐢🦕🐊
14:11:46
She should be always dehydrated!
14:11:46
We're doom! [Drake starts to fly]
14:12:43
"It looks my dinner has finally showed up"
14:13:19
Grab the crab and rise him on the air
14:13:51
[The crab trap both the emperor and herself in a bubble]
14:14:25
A gigant cauldron full of boiling water appears near the throne
14:14:30
And I let the crab fall into the boiling water
14:14:42
Crab meat for everyone \o/
14:14:50
"Yey... boiled crab"
14:14:58
(Careful she doesn't come back, cut your feet and you fall over a building)
14:15:32
"My favourite kind of fish"
14:15:48
"Well... seafood"
14:16:00
(FUTURAMA REFERENCE!!!!!)
14:16:13
(Just a futurama reference)
14:16:16
(Hahaha, you got it in time)
14:16:49
I put the crab into the boiling water until it stops moving
14:17:08
Bot/Gelöscht
... lasagnes with crabe meat for tonight....
14:17:10
( Didn't watch Futurama enough to get that :P )
14:17:32
Put a cook hat on himself and on Roma
14:17:39
[The crab starts to shrink thanks to the heat]
14:17:41
Bot/Gelöscht
I don't know what futurama is:-P
14:17:55
( And I'm going to read the god-emperor as if he had talking to speech now... )
14:18:01
(ah, you are seeing the serie, don9t you ;P)
14:18:51
Finally bring an end to this world and let all be doomed? \o/
14:18:57
"Little Kitten, cook the crab and make lasagna"
14:19:20
( Yeah i started XD. Don't know anything about 40k though XD )
14:19:33
(I didn0t know mych lore too when I started)
14:19:56
(but now I know a lot)
14:20:31
"Little Kitten, cook lasagna for everyone"
14:20:49
[Before dying, the crab snaps one of Roma's fingers, thanks to be distracted by Nina]
14:21:00
I show my void sleeve
14:21:42
"Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
14:21:46
(I imagine Roma yelling like Tom, the cat)
14:22:08
"The crab cut my arm!!!"
14:22:47
"The crab cut my arm!!"
14:22:56
"The crab totally missed you"
14:23:17
"I won9t give you a day off, so start prepare that lasagna"
14:23:30
Bot/Gelöscht
Oh... What a unlucky situation... Dear
14:23:52
I put my arm inside the sleeve again
14:24:21
In time to see Sticky
14:24:28
Bot/Gelöscht
(Drake left a while ago, he was scared of the crab)
14:25:02
Hey Lucy is nice don't ban her!
14:25:41
Bot/Gelöscht
lucy ?
14:26:22
Bot/Gelöscht
Why does I sense Dragon's guts around?
14:26:32
Bot/Gelöscht
I didn't know lucifer was a girl
14:26:37
Bot/Gelöscht
(Lucy= Lucifer)
14:26:42
Bot/Gelöscht
haa luci....
14:26:56
"Nothing of your business, Sticky"
14:27:39
I take out a bouquet of roses
14:27:47
The devil incarnate has many forms one just happens to be a girl ^^
14:27:48
Bot/Gelöscht
But tracking dragons IS my business...
14:28:13
Bot/Gelöscht
[I look at the roses] oh... How scary...
14:28:47
Bot/Gelöscht
[Says sacastely]
14:29:10
"Don't make me do it, Sticky"
14:29:12
"DOn0t make me do it, Sticky"
14:29:44
Bot/Gelöscht
Go ahead dear... Try your best...
14:29:50
Bot/Gelöscht
Dingle armed...
14:29:58
(God... to much char to control... how are you able to do it, Oscar?)
14:30:04
Bot/Gelöscht
Single*
14:30:05
Bot/Gelöscht
(She has experience)
14:30:27
Bot/Gelöscht
(hum ?)
14:30:54
Bot/Gelöscht
(I only controle them for a short time)
14:31:09
With a yellow rose in my hand
14:31:09
Put it inside your chest
14:31:17
Bot/Gelöscht
It's still really impressive though
14:31:21
The rose quick developes tendrils inside your body
14:31:31
Who produce a toxine
14:31:38
Bot/Gelöscht
[It just gets under Sticky's slime]
14:31:45
( all ) It really is ! \o/
14:31:55
The point of your body which are touched by it, become rigid
14:31:56
Like your body is the one of a normal person
14:32:07
Bot/Gelöscht
[You see Sticky's head fall, and escape in the grass]
14:32:49
The more you try to resist, the more tendrils the parasite rose develops inside your body
14:33:01
I chase your head with another yellow rose in my hand
14:33:15
Bot/Gelöscht
[Sticky's body holds you, and you see her melting into the grass]
14:34:02
Bot/Gelöscht
(The head melts, the body holds you)
14:34:56
I push the body away
14:35:35
and lauch red roses all around me
14:35:51
creating wall of rosebush, full of tendrils with sharp thornes
14:36:10
Bot/Gelöscht
[You see them all starting to burn]
14:36:42
(ribbon to tie up person?)
14:37:27
(they are doing bad memories to Lisbeth...)
14:37:39
W-what happen to your arm?
14:38:22
(my arm is fine. i was faking a mutilation to not prepare the lasagna)
14:39:00
Bot/Gelöscht
(sorry, they're not the same lis... the one that were use against her were dark red. Those ones are pink made of light silk)
14:39:46
Bot/Gelöscht
Cute ^^
14:40:00
Ribbons can be nice :P
14:40:58
Bot/Gelöscht
Ja! :-D
14:41:10
(until it't not the Red RIbbon Army)
14:41:22
Bot/Gelöscht
(last night Lis use an overkill solution to get ride of the ribbons. She could have simply use her teeth to untie herself)
14:41:36
Bot/Gelöscht
Or could have made a cute expression and ask to be untied:-P
14:42:19
Probably wouldn't work on that context Ama XD
14:42:49
Bot/Gelöscht
hum,... :? she was tied up by the bad guys...
14:43:00
Bot/Gelöscht
Fair point:-P
14:43:03
(why use your teeth when the Emperor of Mankind can make a Living Saint out of you and you can fly on angel's wings burning all the bad ygoys alive to save the woman you love^^)
14:43:30
( not and exageratted solution at all XD )
14:44:35
(you haven0t heard what I was about to do for the duel Romantic. Richard)
14:45:22
Bot/Gelöscht
(it works too but I had made sure there were ways out of this. In fact I change the end to give you a bigger challenge)
14:45:34
( You already replayed Saint Seyia on the 12 houses XD What more are you planning? )
14:46:04
(mmmm... I want to know what was the original ending... later)
14:46:11
(well, Nina... Richard proposed a battle of mecha, do you remember?^^)
14:47:00
(I was already taking the images of An Imperator Class Titan for the fight)
14:47:40
(Gtg see ya everyone, and luck Oscar
14:48:03
(we would have probably pulverized Eroland for our duel)
14:48:05
( And yeah i can imagine the destruction XD )
14:48:40
Bot/Gelöscht
(richard didn't hurt anyone... he didn't attack and he just touch nina shoulders and kiss Roman(s cheek)
14:52:22
(He insulted the honor of Oscar)
14:52:46
(and minaced Nina and Novel)
14:53:02
Bot/Gelöscht
(and ? we're brother and sister. didn't you have some dispute with your sibblings ?)
14:53:33
(yes, but he didn0t take it back)
14:54:23
(and Romantic wanted to protect his friend)
14:54:41
(RIchard coild have taken back his words any moment, but he continued to insult Oscar)
14:55:02
Bot/Gelöscht
(last time my brother and I hade a dispute I call him deffectived product)
14:55:32
(I haven't a dispute with my brother and sister since I was... i think twelve)
14:56:23
Bot/Gelöscht
(telling him that I had asked for a sister and not an stupid brother)
14:57:20
(well, Romantic wasn0t there to defend his honor XDXD)
14:58:14
(and still Richard deserved the beating)
14:58:52
(it looked like he wanted to suffer)
14:59:01
Bot/Gelöscht
(I ask the maternity to give me a little sister and they gave me a little brother... they'd made a crucial error don't you think)
15:01:55
Bot/Gelöscht
📝📝📝📝
15:02:19
(I prefer do not answer on this, Your honor XDXD)
15:03:37
Bot/Gelöscht
(but of course I like him a lot... sometimes around xmas)
15:04:13
(It's look like you like him as a Christimas dish...)
15:04:53
- I'm summoned in My Mistress's bedroom to assist her *
15:14:23
Bot/Gelöscht
Double trouble :-P
15:16:58
my armor evaporate and a simple white dress cover me
15:17:42
Bot/Gelöscht
Hi aranei!
15:19:58
(Hello, Caldranei)
15:20:01
*my tongue slip beween your legs and become longer until she reachs your entry *
15:21:08
- my soft hands lightly caress your tighs *
15:21:44
Bot/Gelöscht
(hello evveryone)
15:21:59
Bot/Gelöscht
Hello again :-P
15:22:17
Bot/Gelöscht
Wow, the game is still going, you two seem to have so much fun!
15:25:20
Bot/Gelöscht
Ja! :-D
15:25:31
"We are all having fun^^"
15:25:53
Bot/Gelöscht
Ngl this has been a one of a kind match for me^^
15:26:22
Bot/Gelöscht
So much fun and wonderful things!
15:26:36
"Mathces like this can happend only when the two gamers have a good chemistry^^"
15:29:13
Bot/Gelöscht
📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝📝
15:29:40
- my tongue continue do sneak her way in your pussy and lick everything looking for your G-sopt *
15:31:38
- I rub your clit using my tail while my thongue keep looking for your g-spot in your pussy *
15:37:03
- I finally reach your G-sopt with my tongue and start to gather all your body juices *
15:42:39
"It looks like I wake up just in time^^"
15:44:29
"Goooooo!!!!!!! Oscar!!!!!!"
15:44:46
what a gushing ending!!!!
starts cheering
15:45:44
I raise the banner of Oscar's family and make a bow to both the fighters
15:46:16
"Your battle has already become legend"
15:46:49
(jokes apart... hell!! You did great!!!!)
15:47:23
Bot/Gelöscht
(Oscar you did amazing)
15:47:57
Bot/Gelöscht
(I hate the game over in LWR there are not cute at all)
15:47:58
(Nope, there is ot's all fun in the end)
15:48:22
( Yeah unfortunately )
15:48:28
(It's a good ending)
15:48:32
Bot/Gelöscht
(give yourself a pat on the back ^^)
15:48:42
(You had just to continue looking for it)
15:48:44
Bot/Gelöscht
(and thank you to everyone * bow to the audience as the theater curtains close)
16:01:38
( bye bye Ama \o goodjob you two _
16:01:45
Bot/Gelöscht
(All 36 skeletons go back through portal after stealing a life time supply of salted popcorn)
16:02:12
See you later... If i will be still alive XXDD
16:03:05
Bot/Gelöscht
(I'll close this game and publish the log for everyone. and Open another room to chat if some people wanna chit chat a bit^^)
16:03:52
(But I need to rest for at least an hour)
16:04:25
(ROmantic can be indistructible... but I am not XDXD)
16:04:41
( It would be good to take a nap XD )
16:04:59
cya arround! thanks for the match!
16:05:05
Bot/Gelöscht
ciao...
16:05:57
