The Naked Nymph Tavern (Nivel 1) mail warning

There's a bar, a large seating area, rooms for the night, private meeting rooms, and plenty of fascinating faces amongst our lovely waitstaff.

House rules: Be good people. Have fun. No drama. Any fights, either go settle it in a ring, or go home. All are welcome. Please drink responsibly, don't drink and drive.

Tonight's Bartender: Various
[Inspiration taken/ideas shamelessly stolen from the Jester's Folly bar and the Greenheart Hotel]

Dungeon Master: You find yourself standing in the doorway of a sizable tavern, easily two stories...passing through the doors, the scents of strong drink, good food, and perfume fill your nose...your ears pick up the gentle hum of conversation, and music. You see a well-lit common room, with a long bar, tables, and scantily-clad servers wandering about and delivering drinks...some seem to linger at times, hands on their patron's arms, leaning close to whisper or tease...there's a stage on which others wearing similar outfits sing, dance, or play instruments. In a dimly-lit corner in the back, a gorgeous blonde woman with piercing golden eyes looks out over the tavern, watching, listening, interacting with few save for those she summons to her...

(Your attention is drawn by a friendly whistle, and an elven woman dressed in the same outfit as the others, approaches you and smiles.) hey there. Welcome to the Naked Nymph tavern, where your desires are our daily special. I'm the general manager, Yolanthe. Can I interest you in a drink, or perhaps a room? (She smiles and gestures to the menu board above the bar.)

Specialty Drinks
Green Dragon Schemes 💚- Melon Liquor, vodka, lime juice, and a green apple garnish
Golden Scale- Whiskey straight with edible gold glitter flakes stirred in to make it sparkle, and a lemon garnish
Courage ❤️- A specialty brew from a distant land, used for toasts to absent friends and to give people a bit of bravery when its needed.
Dragon's Hoard: a collection of shots of various fruit-flavored liquors, all with edible glitter stirred in like dazzling gems.

General Menu:
Dwarven Ale
Dwarven Mead
Dwarven Brandy
Elven Wines
Red Dragon Crush (Limited Quantity)
Champagne (actually cheaper than the other wines due to an obscenely large supply)
Halfling Moonshine
Orc Var-Tosk (requires a waiver)
Graveyard Absinthe (The favored spirit for lingering spirits~)
Gelatinous Cube Shots: Gelatin shots (not from actual slimes...unless one wants to volunteer~) made with gold flakes and schnapps for a jiggly good time.

Yolanthe: Though the Naked Nymph is just the most recent occupant, this inn has stood for centuries, different owners expanding and improving it. There's plenty of seats around the common room if you want to take a load off. We also have private rooms for parties or those who want somewhere a bit more secluded to talk...or other things... And if it's a room you're needing, whether to rest, to lay low, or for entertaining some...company, Andraste can assist you.

(Another elven woman, this one with short red hair, smiles at you as she escorts two lovely women up the stairs to the second floor, where several rooms can be seen, and hallways suggest more.) Our rates are quite reasonable, be it for a tenday, a night...even an hour~

Dungeonmaster: As Andraste leads you up the stairs, the first few strains of a lively drinking song can be heard...on the stage, the dancers give a graceful leap and twirl amidst the audience, their dances equal parts sultry and excited...laughter fills the room, and all the while, the fiddler, a smiling woman with bunny ears, grins and sways along the stage, adding her voice to those of the crowd. Andraste chuckles and turns to watch as well.)

Seems Mialee's in fine form today...gods, I love watching her bounce about...Oh, look there...seems our resident mixology mage is enjoying the show too...She makes the specialty drinks...and she's been known to offer some fun spells for clients. Color changes, magical effects, and some more...entertaining things too~ Valanthe's sure to put a spell on you too, if you give her a chance.

(Andraste leads you along the hallway that rims the common room, pointing out more private booths, bedrooms, and even a magical garden room. She then leads you to a staircase that plunges down to a lower level.) Mind your head down here. Some of these rooms, you stroll in by accident, you might not leave for a bit~ (She chuckles a bit wickedly and leads you past one room clearly outfitted as a sex dungeon. Several more doors are closed, but bear similar runes. Above these is written "The Dungeons of Dragons. Before entering, all parties must establish a safeword. Once this word is established, it serves as a password."

Who knows, you might even catch me in one of these sometime...though you better play your cards right if you desire that...and play them even better if you expect to be the one holding the crop~ (Andraste grins before leading you further on, back down another intersection...the sounds of water fill the air...scents of herbal baths and steam. You pass two more elven women, one slender with blue hair, glasses fogged with steam, the other muscular with green hair. Both are smiling and chuckling at some joke. Andraste exchanges waves and winks with the two before turning to introduce you.)

These two fetching fey ladies are Naivara (The blue-haired one bows politely) and Shava (The green-haired one nods, crossing her muscular arms.) Nai here manages the baths here...should you wish to soak away any stress or soreness, or bask in a spring, she can assist you. Her sister here, Shava, is Lady Gold-scales security expert...a bouncer, I believe the term is.

(Andraste leads you further on, towards stairs that lead back up towards the common room...as you go by, [roll a d20 and add your perception modifier...a 15? Good, you pass.] You spot a wall that seems to shimmer...you reach out, and feel an open space. A secret passage hidden by an illusion. You peer within and see lavish chambers, well-appointed and full of glittering heaps of gold, jewels, and ancient statuary. In the center, a massive circular bed rests, easily big enough to serve as a wrestling arena...or the bed for a huge creature...and it seems in many places, delicate golden scales lie about, as if shed by a large reptile of some kind...a delicate hand touches your shoulder, and Andraste leans close, whispering.) Let's just...forget you saw this, eh? Lady Gold-scales likes her privacy...and we would want to upset the owner, right?

(Leading you gently but firmly away, Andraste grins as you emerge from the tunnel back up into the common room...the blonde woman with golden eyes peers at you, seeming to know what you've seen...a small smile crosses her face, and her eyes seem to glow brighter for a moment...then the crowd, still dancing, moves around and between you, and you're swept away in music, wine, and flashes of beautiful men and women...welcome, adventurer, to the Naked Nymph.)