(So, something you would like to discuss before we start?)
20:25:46
Eliminado
(hugs back with more hugs)
20:25:47
Eliminado
(hm not much questions🤔)
20:26:20
Eliminado
(any on your side?)
20:26:31
(I think you should introduce the events)
20:27:38
Eliminado
"It is the current year, day and time in the nearby lands outside the manor of man romantic who's family has lived on these lands for 100s of years, they have seem towns, villages, hamletsa and travelling fairs appear and leave what ever mark they could on the soil. But such such is that those left behind will spring up and walk amongst the living under the control of a a individual with intent"
20:31:16
Eliminado
"but like all beginnings, it must start with a man waking up and asuming that life will be a good one, because such train of thought has never backfired ever."
20:32:45
I am sitting in my office, checking reports from my companies. The telephone sings "Hello?"
20:34:22
On the other side, Battista, my head butler. "Sir... I think you should see this..."
20:34:41
"Dancing skeletons?"
20:34:49
"Mmmm... it's too late for carnival and it's too early for Halloween"
20:35:08
"No, Sir, like... undead creatures. They have gone out the local graveyards and are dancing in all the towns near the mansion"
20:35:41
"I will be there in an hour"
20:36:42
I go out the office, take my car and run to the Mansion.
20:36:55
Eliminado
"as you travel in the hurried but polite manner that respects driving laws, you see the truth of your head butlers words. Skeletons with bones clear as the storys tell them be are walking around in staggered uncanny moment, they seem almost peaceful as while occasionally one or two might take a glance in the direction of you it ultimately doesn't result in any attempting to step infront of the car"
20:39:33
Eliminado
"upon reaching the manors driveway a most terrible and foul sight can be seen. A family member that you know dates back to your mother's side, is out and about walking amongst the flower beds and mimicking the motion of smelling and carresing them"
20:41:58
I reach the Mansion. The gates are closed and armed guards patrols the walls. Skeletons dance all around it. At my command, the gates open and I run into the garden of the mansion. Battista is there, wearing a bulletproof vest
20:43:32
"They have been there all day long... they just dance, Sir. And they are really good dancers if I may say"
20:43:57
I scratch my head
20:44:10
"I don0t understand... who can do this? DO you think they are drones of some sort?"
20:44:36
"We tryed using jamming devices with no effort. Those things are not controlled by distance"
20:45:11
Eliminado
"a skeleton that was previously just doing the old early 2000s trend of planking, stands up. The noise of their bones cracking loud enough to be heard as it walks over to the two of you"
20:45:30
"So, this must be magic... Maybe I should aks Lust and Aelya for help---"
20:45:33
I look at the skeletons coming to the gates
20:47:20
I make sign to Battista to wait as I walk to the pile of bones
20:47:57
Eliminado
"with a literal hop to its step, it moonwalks over to close the distance "
20:48:18
Eliminado
"how ever it does not speak, instead it pulls out a wooden sign from somewhere on its person and hands it over in a rather precise manner despite missing its muscles"
20:49:28
I sincerely envy this pile of bones, who dances way better whan me, despite having no muscles at all
20:49:53
Eliminado
*it reads out in plain, large bold words that are frankly too big for the sign. " miss amathsyts amazing undead one of a kind skeleton show!" *
20:51:35
I scratch my head
20:52:09
Eliminado
price of emission is 3.99, children go free
20:52:17
"Is this some sort of... show?"
20:52:58
Eliminado
*it somehow understands your words despite no Brain or hearing. A small crudely drawn with crayons map that details, rather concerningly your exact location and where you are supposed to go to find it *
20:54:10
Eliminado
the skeleton gestures if you would like to keep the map
20:55:01
"Sir... I know what you are thinking but..."
20:55:04
"No, I will do it"
20:55:13
"I guess you will need the plate"
20:55:39
after some minutes he gives me a golden plate with a necklace. I put it at my neck
20:56:10
He also gives me the keyes of the Jeep
20:56:31
"I imagine it's too much asking you to take some guards as escorts"
20:57:00
"Not this time, Battista" I enter the Jeep and turn on the engine. "You know what the orders are if I don't gio back"
20:57:43
I go to the misterious place
20:57:52
When I move closer the skeletons I slow down and offer him ten euros. "For the show. You dance well, Mr Jackson"
20:58:29
Eliminado
*he gracefully takes the coins and gives a thumps up. *
20:58:52
Eliminado
while two of them since to open the passenger doors and jump in. And yet they don't seem to have any hostile intent, in fact you can presume that they are going to the same place you are
20:59:48
I rive to the place of the... "Show"
21:00:10
Eliminado
*your drive is met with even more skeletons of all shapes, sex, place in history and the amount of bones they arose to walk with. But you can hear a noise that grows so faintly and yet you can tell it is not the noise of a human, no human can pray like that. But you can tell it is a prayer *
21:02:17
I turn on the radio to not hear that
21:02:45
Eliminado
*even with the radio you can't ignore it, the noise gets louder as you get closer, it's more pronounced and details you couldn't catch are now sadly hearable. *
21:03:59
"I try at least to nderstand what are they saying"
21:04:39
Eliminado
you can't make any of the words, but the tone is cleary a deep one that carries a certain tone of history and legacy to it.
21:05:24
"I need to hold. I must be close"
21:06:47
Eliminado
*then your eyes are cast out of what you perceived as the limits of vision. *
21:07:12
Eliminado
it's hard to look at, they water and strain to just even glance forward, the colours are both bright and yet dark, there is light but there is darkness that envelops it. You have stepped out of the mortal realm and into one that you are not ready for
21:08:47
Eliminado
both skeletons seeing your plight open tour door and offer themselves as a guide to aid closer to the center
21:10:02
I grab the plate... but decide to wait and see what is about to happend
21:10:43
I follow the skeletons
21:10:48
Eliminado
one of them offers their arm for you to grab onto to
21:11:09
"No need for that... thanks"
21:11:26
Eliminado
*even without a face you can see a glimpse of sympathy doting it as it gives a glance your way before walking ahead into what ever is supposed to lay infront *
21:12:19
Eliminado
The three of yous come across a door that to the relief of all present, can be touched and feel a texture, look at without straining eyes both living and unliving
21:13:56
Eliminado
the two look back at you, waiting for permission to open the door and step into what lays behind
21:15:10
"How I woul love to have Lust and Aelya with me now... they would know what the hell is happening" I sigh and open the strange door
21:15:15
Eliminado
the sight changes into one that is much kinder to eyes, the scent of food, bone meal, and unknown smells are immediate. But the scenery is odd, for it is obviously a late night talk show but everyone except one person are all skeletons
21:16:43
I sit on the couch
21:18:57
Eliminado
*as you sit down on the couch, the two large crowds stare directly at you, almost In surprise you could guess. *
21:19:43
"Ok... I know Devid Letterman is really old... but don't yout hink this is too mmuch?"
21:20:16
Eliminado
*a sign is held up that reads "who?" *
21:20:49
Eliminado
music that must be cleary the soundtrack starts playing while a door behind the desk to your left is opened and out steps what you assume must be amathsyt
21:22:17
I am imbarassed but intrigued by this woman
21:22:49
Eliminado
Huh? W-what wait what!?
her tone is surprise, accent hints at a german origin. The hair is white as a bone, her eyes are in shock but still she takes her seat
21:24:00
Eliminado
Well umm a bit of a surprise here folks.
21:25:10
Eliminado
*she looks out at the crowd, scanning through them with a nervous but well meaning smile to play it off *
21:25:56
"So... are you the one responsable for all of this?"
21:26:01
Eliminado
And you must be the main character here. *the crowd holds up signs that simply read "hahaha hah" *
21:26:40
Eliminado
Why uhh yes I am the person responsible for this little show.
21:27:13
"I am not sure about it, but I suspect that all of this could bevilification of a corpse for the law of Eroland"
21:28:06
Eliminado
Uhhh what?...
21:28:22
"Yeah. All these skeletons... you must give them back to their families"
21:29:02
Eliminado
tilts her head to the side, cleary confused at what your ordering her to do
21:29:47
Eliminado
Why... Should I?
21:30:05
"So? I am waiting"
21:30:09
Eliminado
For the punchline or the answer ?
21:30:23
Eliminado
the crowd once again holds up the laughter signs
21:30:40
"For you to give back all these corpse"
21:30:58
"Unless you have a licence and an invoice, you can't keep them"
21:31:14
Eliminado
They are not corpses! Their unliving creatures.
21:31:27
"But they were corpse once"
21:32:10
Eliminado
if the crowd could gasp at what you said, it's surprising obvious they would. So many of them just cross their arms or nod in agreement to you
21:32:12
"So, do you have he invoices?"
21:32:20
Eliminado
.. What's an invoice? Is that were you use a indoor voice?
21:32:51
Out of nothing, you can hear the voice of the Emperor of Mankind saying "BAZINGA"
21:33:34
"I mean, do you have a recepit that can proove you bought those skeletons?"
21:34:33
Eliminado
I jump out of the large leather seat, the dark purple robes with runes you can't make out, sketched onto it
21:35:12
Eliminado
Bought?!
21:35:30
Eliminado
Sir this isn't captalism or market day, this is necromancy
21:35:51
"Yes, but keeping corpse that don't belongs to you is a crime, mylady"
21:36:40
"So, or you show the receipt, or I will have to call the police"
21:36:54
Eliminado
I point aimlessly at the crowd in a show of expression. would you call what is clearly alive, a corpse?
21:37:29
Eliminado
Because I'm pretty sure if you referred to a living thing as a corpse, some people might throw around a term for male genitals like its a bedding occasion.
21:38:45
Eliminado
crowd holds up a different sign that has the Hahaha, fully CAPPED"HAHAHAHAHAH! "
21:39:31
"Ok, before I have an headache... why did you call me here?"
21:39:34
Eliminado
Call you here? I just sent out flyers to as many people as I could
21:39:56
Eliminado
awkwardly taps the table, as you know that your pretty much the only human apart from me present here
21:40:53
"Well... now I am here, so... what do we want to do"
21:41:15
Eliminado
Oh simple
21:41:24
Eliminado
Ever wanted to experience a talk show with skeletons?
21:41:46
Eliminado
I hear the humour will chill you to the bones.
21:42:06
Eliminado
Or we could ummm
21:42:27
Eliminado
leans in very close so that only you and me can hear it.
21:42:46
"It will be a skeleton-jokes night, right?"
21:43:11
Eliminado
No sir we took those skeletons out of the closet
21:43:36
"I take it as a yes"
21:43:55
"Well... ok, let's do this"
21:44:03
Eliminado
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES FINALLY
21:44:24
Eliminado
there's a look of immense relief, as if a weight has been taken off my shoulders and thrown away to some dark corner to be ignored.
21:45:22
Eliminado
After a 200 hundred year hiatus we can finally begin!
21:46:05
"Well, something says me you love hiatus"
21:46:25
(are you liking it? XD)
21:46:36
Eliminado
(I am enjoying this very much so 😘. I hope you are too)
21:47:02
(I am loving it. I didn't even know there could be so many skeleton jokes)
21:47:59
Eliminado
(YAY! I'm glad you can enioy it (^o^))
21:48:31
Eliminado
(we'll go through enough to make a cream of the crypt model)
21:49:03
Eliminado
(is there anything you want to do before we continue?)
21:50:14
Eliminado
(If you look at the XD side ways, it looks like a smile ;:-P)
21:52:02
Eliminado
(you must be the chosen one then!)
21:53:43
Eliminado
(hugs with a cuddle)
21:54:13
Eliminado
(kiss with snuggle)
21:54:32
(Lull your head)
21:55:47
Eliminado
(holds your head and whispers how precious you are to friends and family)
21:56:27
Eliminado
(ah ha! You are part cat 🙀)
21:57:43
"So... let see this show"
21:58:37
Eliminado
Ah well you are part of the show
21:58:51
Eliminado
(it is very true!)
21:59:00
"Ok... so... what should us do?"
21:59:54
Eliminado
Well we got jokes, of course us retreating to the bed is also a option
22:00:38
"Mmmm... why should I going to bed with you?"
22:01:27
Eliminado
scandalous music plays purely to ramp up the not so wholesome implication
22:01:31
"DO you need a... boner"
22:01:34
Eliminado
No, for i have a boner.
22:01:55
Eliminado
holds up a bone in the shape of the word boner
22:02:22
Eliminado
See, I have a boner.
22:02:36
Eliminado
My jokes are accurate
22:02:58
"So, when you say "retreating to bed" you mean...?"
22:03:10
Eliminado
The midnight activities of humans having fun
22:03:38
"So, just lie that? No dinner, no seduction... just sex?"
22:04:20
Eliminado
That's a thing?
22:04:42
Eliminado
Well damm I've been cheated out a like a dog being brought a chew toy in a grave yard
22:05:29
Eliminado
Is that actually a thing? Or are you pulling on my socks here to rustle a few bones?
22:06:30
"I don't even know if that's a thing..."
22:07:10
Eliminado
Ah so dates don't exist! Well you heard it here folks, the theory has been proven false
22:07:48
"Nonono, dates do exist"
22:08:09
"I mean all the rest with the socks and the graveyard..."
22:08:23
"God, i am getting confused"
22:08:34
Eliminado
Hello getting confused
22:08:45
"I can hold everything, but dad jokes"
22:09:21
Eliminado
Leans back into the chair from surprise
22:09:28
Eliminado
Hm it you say so
22:10:00
Eliminado
Now getting confused, how about you tell me a little bit about your self.
22:10:19
"Ok, this I can do"
22:10:43
"My name is Corrado Malaspina, but you can call me "Romantic" or "Roma""
22:11:03
"I am the head of the Malaspina, family and I have three wives and two kids... maybe three"
22:11:23
"The storyline is a little confused here"
22:11:43
"Oh... wait... four maybe. The sroriline is even messier here"
22:12:04
Eliminado
A man who can't remember how many kids he's got, and even three wives. I hope Christmas is quiet at your place when they all show up.
22:12:17
"Not my fault. One of my children is lost into the multiverse... the other one is not really my son, but the son of another myself"
22:12:50
Eliminado
*doesn't even look surprised to hear that *
22:13:26
Eliminado
Hmmm.. That's note worthy
22:14:02
"Well, I a one of the richest and most powerful men of the country"
22:14:41
"And I am the caretaker of the Emperor of Mankind. More or less"
22:14:59
Eliminado
Oh we got a millionaire on stage here people!
22:15:05
Eliminado
And care taker to... The emperor of man? When did that become a thing?
22:15:25
"Somewhere in time"
22:16:22
Eliminado
*even the crowd looks nervous at the revelation, they lean in close to one another and write on tiny pieces of paper to voice opinion between each other *
22:16:28
Iron Maiden song in the air
22:16:38
Eliminado
Oh we got a classical enjoyer here
22:17:19
Eliminado
Any other pieces of note worthy info?
22:17:53
And I think I am not the only one here"
22:17:58
"Not until you say something about you"
22:18:17
Eliminado
About me? Like what, that I'm a cultist of the _____
the word causes a ringing sensation and noise in your ears until I stop speaking it's lengthy name
22:19:32
"It looks like you just said some sensless words..."
22:20:22
Eliminado
Senseless? Says the man currently in a new dimension and reality
22:20:57
"So? Tell me more about you"
22:21:33
Eliminado
Well uhh I'm 5ft10....
22:22:59
Eliminado
Hmmm what else...
22:23:31
Eliminado
I've had this role for quite a while now.
22:23:51
"What role? Being 5ft10?"
22:24:06
Eliminado
*flicks a piece of paper into your hat *
22:24:22
Eliminado
No, being the only person to be in this studio
22:24:55
I look at the piece of paper
22:25:16
Eliminado
it's a drawing of a skeleton pirate with a new hat that looks similar to a ship
22:25:47
Eliminado
Hmmm* a pretty nervous laugh as I realise I don't have to reveal about my self*
22:27:13
"So, where you came from?"
22:28:03
Eliminado
Oh I came from prussia, a small town in the late 18th century.. Or was it east Germany in 1987?
22:28:42
"Wasn't that a color?"
22:29:15
Eliminado
You mean prussian blue?yeah it's a colour just like bone White.
22:29:45
"So, were you born in a town, a state or a color?"
22:30:11
Eliminado
All three and two extra ones
22:30:29
Eliminado
gives a polite poke to your chest
22:31:18
"SO, what is your fvourite food?"
22:31:51
Eliminado
Oh I really like chicken with red curry
22:32:14
Eliminado
But something about poached eggs cooked with a little onion is a very calming mood.
22:32:44
"Favourite movie??"
22:33:59
Eliminado
That's totally gonna have to be the lego film.
22:34:33
Eliminado
*I hold no regrets in the eyes as I say it *
22:34:48
Eliminado
It was the best film released for 2014. Without a doubt I dare say.
22:35:38
"I must admit: I expected "The Army of darkness"
22:36:09
Eliminado
The army of darkness saw innocent skeletons killed for doj g their jobs!
22:36:38
Eliminado
*doing
22:36:45
Eliminado
They didn't do anything wrong
22:36:52
Apart for killing many people
22:37:26
"Best lover of your life?"
22:37:37
Eliminado
.... *thinks long and hard about this one *
22:37:52
Eliminado
Don't have one
22:38:14
Eliminado
a tinge of blood rushes to the face
22:38:53
Eliminado
Both how and why?
22:39:00
"I will make love to you so well that you will elect me as the best of all"
22:39:40
Eliminado
.... Oh
22:39:53
Eliminado
music turns very scandalous much to my own flustered state
22:40:29
Eliminado
Well that is a uhh ummm well a hmmm
22:40:52
Eliminado
OH BOY
22:41:25
"Nothing clever to say now?"
22:41:57
Eliminado
- I nod my head to agree. *
22:42:12
Eliminado
Uhhh well yeah....
22:42:57
Eliminado
Hard to after hearing and thinking about what you said.
22:43:18
Eliminado
I personally blame the imagination
22:44:21
"But your imagination is too low. Reality will be even better"
22:45:25
Eliminado
Oh... Well I suppose so
22:45:57
Eliminado
(hey roma, just wanna check that it isn't getting too late for you.)
22:47:10
(well, I think we can reach the point before sex and leave it to the next time)
22:48:37
(SO we have a good introduction^^)
22:48:46
Eliminado
(we do! thank you so much because this has been soo fun! 😘😘)
22:49:12
Eliminado
(thank you! Thank you thank! (^o^))
22:49:46
(thank you, Ama. I love your humour)
22:50:43
Eliminado
( I will let you rest now.)
22:50:44
(But I will still totally win next time^^)
22:50:46
Eliminado
(nu uh! This suby necromancer will win😌)
22:51:13
(whe are you free?)
22:51:47
Eliminado
(what's your schedule like for the rest of the week?
22:52:27
(I am busy tomorrow, but I should be free wednesday)
22:53:13
Eliminado
(hopefully I'm free Wednesday)
22:53:43
Eliminado
( good ;:p)
22:54:42
(Do we want to give a title and a description for this game?)
22:54:51
Eliminado
(act 1 the beginning of the show?)
22:55:37
(Sure. Wnat to have it public?)
22:55:52
Eliminado
(I'm fine with it public ^_^)
22:56:15
Eliminado
(Emotes should have eyebrows🤔)
22:57:58
Eliminado
(thank you 😘)
23:01:20
Eliminado
(shall we sleep now? 😴)
23:01:41
(thank you, Ama)
23:01:45
Eliminado
(your welcome!)
23:01:53
(Yes. Goodnight, dear. It was amazing)
23:01:59
Eliminado
(it was very wonderful, and may you have a great night.)
23:02:24
Eliminado
(night!)
23:02:54
