Let's do this thing
02:47:23
(Perfect! All set -- anything to discuss before we start?)
02:48:18
(No rush I suppose, we can let folks trickle in)
02:48:46
(Ummm, I have no idea how I'm going to RP as a bee lol)
02:48:47
(Nor I as a pirate - I suppose we'll just have to...wing it
puts on sunglasses )
02:49:15
(RPing as your costume is entirely optional, jsyk. You won't be docked merits for not doing it, and it's all for fun)
02:49:43
(want me to write the first prompt?)
02:49:52
(whew...was worried about my merits -- go for it!)
02:50:04
A cute little bee girl floats in, wiggling her striped bum and carrying two wooden buckets, smiling upon the man she comes across Nectar?
02:50:51
- A man clad all in black finishes climbing a sheer rock cliff, rolling to the top and into the ring *
02:51:25
Don't mind if I do 😏
02:51:33
Oh, no! Not mine. I'm collecting for my Queen. <3
02:51:58
Well, I suppose I'll just be collecting yours for the pleasure of it. Still....* I reach forward, pulling you into me and manhandling your chest *
02:52:36
You're certainly the prettiest Apis I've seen
02:52:55
(ha! there's a honey move...)
02:53:31
Welcome to the late night tournament match
02:54:32
Hey! Honey! Not so fast!
I buzz and struggle against your hands and scrunch my pout to glare you away, but all I seem to lose is my bra from your dextrous fingers
02:55:10
Ha! Honey...I get it...
02:55:27
I see three people out there. Bee's have really good vision
02:55:31
come in and say hi. <3
02:55:34
Well, hello then
02:55:46
Keep on struggling little bee...we'll have you naked and leaking your own nectar soon enough
02:55:58
I bite my finger, pushing back on you as you find no problem tugging my top off completely. I bite my bottom lip, worrying that this might not be the right kind of warrior I can extract nectar from easily
02:58:10
- I release you and draw my sword, showing off some flashy skills before deftly slicing away the sides of your pants, letting the fabric flutter to the ground *
02:59:08
Not much left to cover you now
02:59:37
Unending deluge? Do I need an umbrella? :-P
03:01:01
haha no...not yet at least
03:01:21
Aw, snapdragon! I can't just let you attack me like that!
I fly at you, a silly looking bee in just her panties, and attack my mouth on the crotch of your pants
03:01:28
oooohhh...what a hungry little bee
03:01:51
Once I beat you, Ben, I'll pass you an umbrella
03:01:53
- As you lap at me I give your clothing one last cut, sending your panties flying away *
03:02:12
How ironic, a cute little bee who's pretty as a flower
03:02:32
Don't count your...umm...nectars before they've...nected?
03:02:47
Do you really mean it?
03:02:58
Not many give me compliments as nice as that. <3
03:03:04
I've no reason to lie ;-)
03:03:29
Just bee sure to bee nice, pretty please. Maybe I'll bee nice back?
03:03:33
Hahaha, I think you'll bee happy beeing good
03:04:29
After all, you're not the only nectar collector here
03:04:44
two self proclaimed Nectar Collectors going at it, this should be messy~
03:05:27
Being a pirate, I may also collect booty
03:05:43
listen, I worked really hard collecting that. It's rude to take it!
03:05:45
What if I ask nicely?
03:06:21
I don't have many ways to stop it, so instead I embrace it, and clasp my knees to your back and force you to my pussy, whether you want to stay there or not
03:06:28
mmmm...thaaasssmmffffssspirit
03:06:44
You didn't, yet, Daffodil!
03:06:47
- I unlace my puffy pirate shirt as I run my tongue along your folds *
03:07:07
as any good pirate worth their salt should
03:07:11
My hand scruffs up against your hair as I lean back, and let you take a choice at where you're licking. I make sure to let my round bum look enticing you, while keeping you held down
03:09:30
- I sheathe my sword -- the metal one -- and run my hands up your back, caressing your neck and shoulders as I taste the first of your wetness *
03:10:21
My thoughts exactly
03:10:31
And I dare say Mara has a /very/ valuable booty
03:10:51
My hand joins your mouth, moaning openly as you can start to taste *my nectar*
03:11:15
- You can feel me flex beneath you, my hunger growing. I pull back before I get too carried away, finally fully removing my shirt and tossing it aside *
03:11:56
Ahh you see...already giving me a taste
03:12:07
Shush now, y-you must've asked nicely under there.
03:13:25
I can ask nicer with a bit more time ;-)
03:13:43
Hi Caleb. <3 As far as I can see, you qualify for the tournament, so I'm letting one of my colleagues officiate you in
03:13:56
My hips begin riding on your face, moving rhythmical against your tongue as I buzz happily
03:14:26
- I give a happy moan and look to the side *
03:15:11
mmm...seems we've got an audience
03:15:17
And as far as I can tell, they're enjoying the view
03:15:22
while I just offered my candidacy and I'm not sure if it will be accepted
03:15:56
whoops there go my pants
03:16:02
No wait....Mara is supposed to be the distracted one
03:16:22
I meekly look over and blush at the audience. Oh, buttercup! That's embarrassing.
My hands cover my body, and I fall onto your body to hide my face.
03:16:51
(Ha! It's a flower pun AND a princess bride pun - double points)
03:17:24
Of course when I'm down there, I find your crotch again, and proceed to start licking you through yuor pants again. The face riding evidently has been working for you as well as for me
03:17:30
oooooooohhhhh that's.....mmmm.....do you use that on all the flowers?
03:17:52
- I remove my belt, giving youbetter access *
03:18:28
Question...where IS this guy in the gif?
03:18:50
Is it an alien spaceship? A flour factory that just had a major explosion?
03:19:12
Maybe a lensflare warehouse
03:19:20
I hurriedly push your pants away, and buzz happily against your face as I take your shaft more easily in your mouth
03:19:59
aahhh yes....fuuuuuuck....
03:20:45
You're awfully good at getting me...(brace yourself)....horn(et)y
03:21:08
(pauses for everyone to boo)
03:21:14
(thanks, it wasn't giving me
any stripping options lol)
03:21:43
Oh, gosh! That's a big flower! <3
03:22:06
Well, if you're feeling intimidated...I'd be happy to let you get to know it up close and personal
03:22:25
Yes, sir! <3
I shuffle my striped bum down, and instead of using my mouth, I tease and feel it with my bum, hoping to get some pollen off your now bared body
03:23:01
Now that's a pretty dance -- I hear bees communicate by shaking their cute little booties
03:23:42
But let me whos you how I like to communicate
03:23:51
Ahh! Pirate flowers are rougher than a rose's stem! <3
03:25:43
Closer to a sunflower stalk, I'd say
03:26:05
Oh, I've never tried one of those. No wonder this is so new to me.
03:26:31
Can you please um, bee good?>
03:26:48
oh wow, the rare match I don't have anyone cheering for me lol
03:27:06
well looks like i should take you side
03:27:27
just for balance :))
03:27:34
Oh I'll bee better than good...in fact, if things go my way, I think I'll beecome a beekeeper
03:27:39
nothing personal Ben :)
03:27:47
haha never, root for who you like!
03:28:02
n-no! I wanna bee free! <3
03:28:14
I think you'd rather bee pollinated
03:28:28
I struggle against your grips and buzz with a small panic expression. All I end up achieving though is grinding against your cock
03:29:09
no, ben, take it personal. It's a big hit to your morale to lose a blue!
03:29:42
- I let you grind against me, my hard cock pressing between your cheeks. Then I grab your arms and with a sudden turn you're facing the audience as I roll my hips and enter you *
03:29:50
I want to make beelievers of this fine audience
03:30:16
oh woe is me, a foul, crushing blow uponst my ego
03:30:34
nice titties btw
03:30:40
Whatever shall I do!
03:30:44
I buzz and look towards the audience withn lost hope. This blooming pirate! Gah!
03:31:52
looks like this sea dog is pollinating her flower
03:32:42
rapierist and apiarist are pretty close, right?
03:33:20
I struggle against you, and break free enough by slinking down and away. Unfortunately for one of us, I only manage to get my pussy away and my face is facing your cock now
03:33:45
(oops, boobjob, not blowjob. too commited lol)
03:34:09
I can only take it in my mouth and attack back, looking up at you with a determined brow
03:34:26
Now now, where do you think you're going my little pollinatee?
03:35:03
- I spin you and pull you down more roughly this time, spearing you in one smooth motion *
03:35:21
judging by the fact that Mara is already mistaken, the rapierist is doing no worse than apiarist
03:35:26
I don't think so...I'm still tapping this lovely nectar fountain of yours
03:35:40
bumblebums get really confused sometimes, okay? 👉👈
03:35:52
A bucking bumblebee vs. a bumbling buccaneer
03:36:26
self fulfilling prophecy lol
03:37:09
Well, more of a you-filling prophecy...
03:38:21
I cry out as you enter me, buzzing wildly while my hips buck. I try to contain myself a bit, and begin to start grinding my hips a bit more rhythmically. My buzzing stays loud and erratic, giving away my position
03:38:39
stop it and fight already, I'm tired of laughing
03:39:04
yes, because I'll get your nectar lol
03:39:05
Yes, now we're getting somewhere...I can already feel you leaking
03:39:22
But where are my manners, I've been ignoring this pert bumble butt of yours
03:39:37
- I remedy this immediately, giving your backside several quick smacks as you wiggle on me *
03:39:50
The match has shifted to mostly pun based combat
03:40:44
W-what in Carnation!?
I recoil a lot from your slaps and my buzzing is intense, still grinding but clearly struggling
03:41:42
I just want to make sure you forget me not...
03:42:49
- My fingers move to your clit, leaving your ass lightly sore as I start to rapidly rub your sensitive bud *
03:43:09
Guh, j-just because you're physically stronger doesn't mean you're going to get my nectar! You're going to bee filling my buckets, Mister Pirate~
03:45:34
i try to grind back against you defiantly, even if I can't escape. It reminds me too much of what that spider did to me before
03:46:03
hi - quietly in the corner working on puns
03:46:14
is resisting cumming (19% chance of cum) => Resisted!
03:46:26
Mara. Ben. (studiously looks away for a second)
03:46:34
Oh it's not because I'm a pirate...it's because I'm a very /sexy/ pirate 😘
03:46:45
- I grab your hips and give several hard bucks, pumping myself up into you in a flurry *
03:47:16
Fine, mister Sexy pirate
03:47:31
And I'm very good at getting wayward beegirls to beehave
03:47:45
hm, that was missclick?
03:48:33
(nah, just didn't want to get too far from the RP)
03:48:52
(get it? like beehive? I crack myself up)
03:49:33
(<3 Very good pun, Ben.)
03:49:51
I struggle abit away, and I get your Sword Lily out of me. But my legs close against your cock, and soon its my hips that your cock is bouncing between.
03:50:01
(I live for validation)
03:50:12
nnnngggg....ahhhhh, cc---careful with those trimmers....
03:50:34
is resisting cumming (30% chance of cum) => Came!
03:50:37
ooohh.....ooooohhh gggaaawwwdddd.......I think...I think you're about to do thy job!
03:50:59
Hehe~~! Tasty nectar! <3
03:51:16
I grab a bucket and catch some of the spraying streams in it, licking a bit off of the spray from my chin*
03:51:43
- i slump back as I spew out your prize *
03:51:54
Don't...thikn....I'm done with you just yet
03:52:23
Language, buttercup!
03:52:25
- I finally manage to press myself up *
03:52:29
Sorry, of course...would you please *I grab your throat *....ever so kindly * I press you to your back *...cum your cute little bee brains out? * My fingers slide into you, rapidly vibrating in and out of your own flower *
03:53:11
the problem is that I have a bunch of Dread Pirate puns, but I trust Ben to have prepped them and don't want to steal his thunder.
03:53:28
...it appears we are at an impasse
03:53:34
I start buzzing like crazy. Getting caught off guard and pinnned again. I'm amazed I've had any freedom at all this match!
03:53:51
Daffodil~~ This is forbidden!
03:54:07
is resisting cumming (57% chance of cum) => Came!
03:54:09
Ben, if this doesn't work, remember: you're not left-handed
03:54:15
hahaha go for it!
03:54:52
I've mostly leaned into the bee puns, so have at
03:55:00
I'll save mine for another match...hopefully
03:55:06
F-FORGET ME NOT!
03:55:08
Oh, beesting! Nooo, you made me release my nectar!
03:55:44
ahhhh, oh I won't...
03:56:10
In fact, we can go all night, then enjoy some morning glory
03:56:18
T-that doesn't sound so bad. You can pollenate flowers too?
03:56:55
scary to imagine what he could do with his right hand
03:57:00
I don't know about flowers, but I certainly plan to pollinate you
03:57:28
Once I've got you moaning happily, you'll be a gentle powder puff
03:57:47
"unless your opponent has studied his I-grip-ya... which I have"
03:58:12
Y-you're not supposed to pollenate a bee! That's not in the hive rules!
03:58:31
Let's not go droning on about hive beelaws
03:58:58
(oh I really like taht one lol)
03:59:17
Not when you've got nectar to give...
03:59:18
But you've got nectar to give too!
03:59:32
- I lean in and grasp your breasts *
03:59:36
That I do...but I think it beelongs somewhere other than in your bucket
03:59:50
Ruckus seems a pleasant fellow
04:00:24
mmmmm~
I buzz a bit from the attention you're giving me, but my legs wrap against your hips and you can feel the vibrations I'm buzzy against your cock, with some added hip motions
04:01:26
ahhhh....now that's an extra special feature...you've practically got /me/ buzzing
04:02:37
I can teach ya' later!
04:02:53
- I keep teasing your nipples, trying to hold my focus *
04:02:55
And if we're keeping count, you definitely have me buzzing. MMm~
I sneak a hand down to give myself some attention in the heat of the moment
04:03:36
(I can see Mara's actions, but I cannot see Ben's actions. Why?)
04:03:56
And I can see you've bee(e)n enjoying yourself...but I think you'll like the attentions of my goldenrod even better...
04:04:19
- I snag your arm and spin you beneath me, gripping and smacking your buzzing beehind as I mount you *
04:04:48
(Mara has hide opponent options on)
04:05:10
(I actually do on my normal account, but did not set it here)
04:05:19
(hm, thanks for answer)
04:06:13
Ben's way is not very sportsmanlike
04:06:42
Hollyhock! You're so rough. I can't take it much longer!
04:07:03
What, I'm supposed to but down my sword and she stops buzzing and we fuck each other like civilized people?
04:07:03
(it's all Princess Bride quotes Caleb, he's punning)
04:07:14
J-just don't cum until I get my second bucket ready, okay?
04:07:31
aaahhhh...how about we....forget the....I can't cum up with a bee punaaaaaaaahhhhh
04:08:23
I flutter away and come back with an attack, nestling up between your legs and riding you with my face, with my deep eyes staring up at you. Several hundred of them
04:10:17
ooohhh....why are you in such a...bottleb-rush!
04:10:59
is resisting cumming (10% chance of cum) => Came!
04:11:06
I'm....I'm gonna.....DeCUMAAAARRRII
04:11:40
(nooooooooooooo....I had the BEST pun coming up.....)
04:11:47
(I can't believe I lost on a very low.......)
04:11:54
(I'm sorry, I only did it because Iw as desperate for your meters)
04:12:07
("It's time to put the pedal to the metal as I test the mettle of your petals"!)
04:12:13
(what a waste, hahahahahaha)
04:12:18
"no more cumming now, I mean it!"
04:12:41
(Well played m'lady)
04:12:47
"Anybody want to bee-nut?"
04:12:48
well played both
04:12:48
I lick up my share of nectar, sustaining myself for awhile, before letting you spray the remainder of your load until my bucket, successfully filling a second one as my Queen ordered
04:12:58
<3 Thanks, Daffodil~
04:13:08
(Good luck in the next round!)
04:13:47
(It's hentai so we'll need it lol)
04:14:01
Thanks everyone for enjoying(?) our punny time
04:14:03
I grab both buckets, and leave you feeling exhausted and used, flying away toward my hive with your fresh nectar
04:14:24
mhm, thanks for putting up with that. 😂
04:14:40
I didn't understand some of the jokes (English is not my native language), but overall it was fun :)
04:14:45
haha no worries, most were pretty bad,
04:15:02
Look on the bright side. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world - it would be a shame not to cum on those.
04:15:14
noooooo....that wonderful vibrator butt.....
04:15:15
cummmm baaacccckkk
04:15:22
I buzz away, giving no guarantee of my return
04:15:56
(do I post the logs?)
04:16:25
(If you don't mind? <3)
04:16:33
(you got it cutie - until next time!)
04:16:44
(ha! because I didn't....I get it!)
04:17:07
(standing ovation)
04:17:14
Thanks for joining everyone
04:17:26
