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Watch the pilot of the EF Dating Game show! EP1: Chaste gets Chased!

Exploring a little RP idea I had with the most adorable host in show biz (Ben Bravo), Chase interviews 3 candidates for a first date, without any knowledge of who they are, and selecting one lucky bachelor by answers alone. Hilarity and nearly cringe-worthy parody of the 60s & 70s game show ensues! Theme song cues up... https://youtu.be/85t-xAv9xn0

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WELCOME EVERYONE
03:14:56
*silly game show music plays in the background...*
03:15:02
FROM EROFIGHTS, THE DATING/SEXFIGHTING/GETTING FREAKY CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
03:15:10
WE'RE COMING TO YOU WITH A SPECIAL LIVE EF DATING GAME
03:15:20
https://youtu.be/85t-xAv9xn0
03:15:21
Bot/Deleted
I’m the first here that already shows my dedication to you
03:15:40
I'm ready and waiting!
03:15:55
Lol
03:15:57
Hello
03:16:14
I'M YOUR HOST, JIM LANGE!
03:16:19
TONIGHT, OUR BACHELORETTE CHASTE WILL BE LOOKING FOR LOVE (AND ALL ITS ACCOMPANYING BENEFITS) WITH ONE OF OUR THREE ANONYMOUS BACHELORS/BACHELORETTES
03:16:47
Omg... I'm having fun already...
03:17:03
ARE YOU ALL READY TO PLAY THE DAAAAAAATING GAME!?
03:17:11
Gawrsh! I'm so excited, I've never been on a game show!
03:17:15
THE QUESTION WAS RHETORICAL, THIS IS WHER E YOU APPLAUD
03:17:56
Bot/Deleted
*begins to clap*
03:18:09
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
03:18:10
*Wild cheering ensues*
03:18:10
*claps*
03:18:23
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR...LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO HEAR FROM TONIGHT'S SPECIAL BACHELORETTE (and you three contestants think about a small intro blurb)
03:18:41
*claps*
03:18:43
* applause dies down *
03:18:49
SO CHASTE *gack cough...sorry* So Chaste...why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
03:19:07
This is cute
03:19:16
*I enter the stage blushing a litte and waving at the audience*
03:19:31
Oh hi Jim
03:19:41
*sits next to him*
03:19:50
Wow you are a lot taller in person!
03:20:04
um...
03:20:09
Well, they say the camera adds ten inches...
03:20:19
Hiya everyone! I'm Chase...
03:20:25
* off stage band rimshots *
03:20:25
*starts cheering and clapping*
03:20:41
*eyes Jim up and down focussing on his twill '60s pants*
03:20:57
mhmm!
03:21:04
So about me...
03:21:25
I'm just your average gal next door, just with a lil more..
03:21:44
I've been having some trouble on the dating scene so thought when I saw casting for this show... hey why not!
03:22:35
I love music and animals
03:22:47
and a good time...
03:22:53
*fixes hair and bounces in her chair slightly*
03:23:11
Isn't she adorable folks? *APPLAUSE* Give the people a little twirl darling
03:23:13
Oh!
03:23:20
Woohoo!
03:23:23
Bot/Deleted
She’s lovely
03:23:30
AND NOW A QUICK OVERVIEW OF THE RULES...CHASTE WILL BE ASKING QUESTIONS OF OUR THREE CONTESTANTS, WHO ARE HIDDEN BEHIND THIS IMAGINARY WALL. SHE DOES NOT KNOW WHO THEY ARE AND CANNOT SEE THEM, BUT WILL DECIDE WHO TO TAKE ON A DATE BASED ON THEIR RESPONSES. SO LET'S MEET YOUR CONTESTANTS...
03:23:39
CONTESTANT #1, TELL US ABOUT YOURSELF
03:23:46
*I stand and do a twirl showing off in her short wool dress and keel length white boots*
03:24:01
*sits down and starts listening*
03:24:29
*can't help but notice the few buttons undone on Jim's shirt*
03:25:20
* Holds one of those old-timey, definitely not phallic microphones up to my lips *
03:25:45
Bot/Deleted
Okay so I consider myself what you’d think of an average human. But when I’m in a relationship I’m everything above average. I would go above and beyond for you Chaste with my number one priority being your happiness. In my free time I like to play video games, listen to music, and play with my two dogs.
03:26:29
LET'S ALL HERE IT FOR CONTESTANT #1
03:26:43
Oh!
03:26:47
CONTESTANT #2, YOUR TURN!
03:26:50
*looks at Jim nodding approvingly*
03:27:00
They sound nice...
03:27:11
Hi I'm Bachelor #2, I like night skies and daylight snuggles. I mostly listen to 90's speed metal. I brush my teeth 4 times a day and floss regularly, not including pubic hair, amiright? hurhurhur. I'm totally the one who can make your toes curl and your hair straighten!
03:27:31
Just a reminder that the EF dating game makes no guarantees regarding the number of appendages, claws, or mystical properties of any of its contestants )
03:27:47
*blushes a little*
03:28:01
WOW! ORAL HYGIENE AND BIG PROMISES
03:28:11
*giggles* wow..
03:28:11
APPLAUSE FOR CONTESTANT NUMBER 2 IS DEMANDED NOW!
03:28:18
Jim these are some grat contestants!
03:28:30
CONTESTANT #3, THAT'S A TOUGH ACT TO FOLLOW, LET'S HEAR ABOUT YOU!
03:28:33
great*
03:28:33
Hi I’m contestant #3 and in my spare time I’m spending time at children’s hospitals and making sure their ok also I like chicken nuggies over chicken strips and I’ love long walks on the beach as well
03:29:07
CHILDREN, CHICKEN, AND CHASTE ON THE BEACH
03:29:33
WHAT A WONDERFUL SLATE OF CONTESTANTS
03:29:40
πŸ˜‚
03:29:56
ALRIGHT EVERYONE, GET READY TO ANSWER CHASTE'S FIRST QUESTION! ONCE AGAIN WE'LL START WITH CONTESTANT 1
03:29:57
(but I'll mix up the order as we go)
03:30:11
LET'S SEE WHO CAN WIN A (NOT) ALL EXPENSES PAID DATE WITH CHASTE!
03:30:24
(Legalese: EF will pay for one meal at a 2-3 star restaurant, one bottle of wine that you must sneak in yourself, and one SHARED dessert. Any medical bills resulting from your evening are not included)
03:30:27
*nods*
03:30:41
CHASTE, WHAT'S YOUR FIRST QUESTION?
03:30:47
*looking super cute and bashful*
03:30:53
Jim, do I get to pick who I ask?
03:31:07
Or just go in order?
03:31:12
THAT'S A GREAT POINT, FEEL FREE TO PICK WHO YOU LIKE!
03:31:27
MORE TIME FOR ME TO DRINK...I MEAN PONDER THEIR ANSWERS!
03:31:38
Well I was gonna pick #1 anyway
03:31:43
*Reaches into my fancy suit and pulls out a flask *
03:32:05
*look embaressed for asking the question laughing at herself*
03:32:19
o.o
03:32:19
um so... Contestant #1...
03:32:27
Would you like to be famous? In what way?
03:32:42
Bot/Deleted
Hello Chaste you look lovely by the way...
03:33:06
THE AGE OLD QUESTION, IRONICALLY ASKED OF SOMEONE ALREADY ON TV
03:33:24
oh thank you!~
03:34:11
I’d like to be famous for curing cancer and other illnesses affecting our population*
03:34:14
Jim can they see me?
03:34:17
Stupid phone XD
03:34:34
THEY CANNOT...BUT I CANNOT ACCOUNT FOR POSSIBLE X RAY VISION
03:34:37
Pretend u don’t see that
03:34:46
Bot/Deleted
-.^
03:34:50
What the?
03:34:58
Bot/Deleted
I would say yes I would like to be famous... and I would want to famous for something that I love so I’d like to start by probably being a Twitch streamer. The reason for this is that I’ve always seen myself as an entertainer so I’d love to be able to entertain others.
03:35:00
okay *nods*
03:35:15
SO FAR, CONTESTANT NUMBER 1 HAS COMMENTED ON CHASTE'S SKELETON (we'll have to line the wall with lead) and CONTESTANT 3 HAS ATTEMPTED A RARELY SEEN QUESTION INTERCEPTION
03:35:22
BUT THEN CONTESTANT 1 COMES IN HOT WITH...WOW, /SINCERITY/
03:35:41
* steaks across the stage *
03:35:50
Bot/Deleted
(Did my message not send?)
03:35:51
I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT SINCE I DIVORCED MY 4.5TH WIFE
03:35:52
(you're all good #1, great answer!)
03:36:02
(It did. <3)
03:36:02
(I'm just, you know, being weird)
03:36:10
Bot/Deleted
(No worries)
03:36:24
Bot/Deleted
*scratches head*
03:36:38
WHAT DO YOU THINK CHASTE?
03:36:39
Thank you #1
03:36:40
I think what was very sincere...
03:36:55
I kinda wonder if they would like to entertain me *nudges Jim*
03:37:18
THE REAL QUESTION IS WHETHER YOUR DATE WILL END UP ON TWITCH!
03:37:38
Or just twitching, amiright?
03:37:52
BUT LET'S KEEP THINGS MOVING ALONG
03:37:52
would they twitch with me do you think?
03:37:55
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
03:37:58
WE'VE GOT A HOT PANEL TO-NIGHT
03:38:10
WHO'S UP NEXT CHASTE?
03:38:17
*blushes, fixing hair*
03:38:18
Bot/Deleted
*burps*
03:38:22
Okay!
03:38:23
#2...
03:38:29
*Shakes a Contestant #1 banner*
03:38:34
(*whispering*...and I'd say you've got a hot little panel yourself...)
03:38:40
Have you been working out?
03:38:51
Bot/Deleted
(Umm there’s seven of us now)
03:38:54
Seriously, though whats one thing you do to show love to your body?
03:38:55
(3-7 are hopefuls in the audience)
03:39:14
Bot/Deleted
masturbate
03:39:17
Andddd I’m uncomfortable
03:39:38
Ack!
03:39:46
(I think we skipped 6. I wonder who's fault that is. πŸ˜’
03:39:47
I mean 4-7...
03:39:54
Oh wow, great question Chaste, I have to say you sound lovely, like you probably have some excellent oral care habits yourself! As for your question; I do, I run daily, and I do a push-up everytime I hear a bird chirp outside my window. and I live next to an aviary!
03:39:58
Oh!
03:40:19
STOWAY CONTESTANTS ARE A COMMON SIGHT HERE ON THE EF DATING GAME...AS IN THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE AND WE ALREADY HAVE AS MANY STOWAWAYS AS REAL CONTESTANTS)
03:40:22
wow... you sound fit!
03:40:25
Not as well as I'd fit you!
03:40:42
SOUND LIKE THIS CONTESTANT IS....FOR THE BIRDS...
03:40:54
*blushes*
03:41:08
Bot/Deleted
*stands in front of contestant #3*
03:41:21
Bot/Deleted
So lewd I thought this was a dating show not a one night stand show
03:41:26
*tries to ignore the compliment* Contestant #3
03:41:33
What is your favorite song lyric and why?
03:41:52
Oh hush Contestant #1, she won't be able to stand after one night if she chooses right!
03:42:14
(oof, you aren't to bad yourself... packin in all the right places I see!)
03:42:44
BATTLELINES BEING DRAWN IN THE CONTESTANTS AREA...AND WHERE THERE'S FRICTION...THERE'S BOUND TO BE HEAT
03:42:53
Bot/Deleted
I’m sorry but it seems you only want the relationship to be sexual I want more than that
03:42:54
Bot/Deleted
"caught in a mirror, looking through sympathetic eyes" because it it's seeing yourself and who you are
03:43:17
I'd like to hear from #3...
03:43:20
(you know, I do pushups when I see a cute little bird too...)
03:43:27
Bot/Deleted
*is standing in front of 3*
03:43:47
My favorite song lyric hmmm that’s a tough one I think it might be β€œoh it’s five o clock somewhere” margariteville
03:44:30
CHECK YOURSELF #5 - THERE HASN'T BEEN AN AUDIENCE MEMBER YET THAT OLE JIM LANGE COULDN'T PUT THE BOOT TO
03:44:39
*shoos all contestants 4-100 to the audience*
03:44:50
I’m bein honest I lie to drink
03:44:59
Like*
03:45:15
Bot/Deleted
*sighs and wanders off*
03:45:16
HONESTY IS A VIRTUE....*TAKES A SWIG* AND SO IS DRINKING
03:45:20
Haha! #3 Margarita's?
03:45:22
Yess maam
03:45:30
Okay, I like vacation drinks too!
03:46:03
So contestant #1....
03:46:27
If we went on a date, how would it go?
03:46:41
Bot/Deleted
I think the date would be wonderful it probably take you out for a nice dinner then as it gets dark drive out to the country to get away from all the city lights and talk as we gaze into the stars. One of the most important things about a date is getting to know each other so my primary goal would be getting to know you while sharing things about myself.
03:48:46
Aww... I can just imagine the evening... would we be driving in a convertable?
03:49:35
Bot/Deleted
Of course so that we can stay comfortable while staring at the stars
03:50:32
CONTESTANT #1, OPENLY STATING THEY WILL TAKE CHASTE TO A DARK, SECLUDED PLACE. IT'S EITHER A PORNO OR A HORROR MOVIE WAITING TO HAPPEN
03:50:36
I love the stars...
03:50:38
eep!
03:50:44
*giggles and gives Jim punch on the shoulder*
03:51:09
ok #2...
03:51:13
What excites you?
03:51:25
(So you like /stars/ do you...you know, I was on Bewitched...)
03:51:25
(wiggles her nose)
03:51:40
I know!
03:52:18
"GLOVES!"
03:52:19
Fun Fact: When Elizabeth Montgomery did that, my pants disappeared!
03:52:30
Another excellent question, clearly some great instincts at work here, glad to hear that. Really I think the sight of wildlife and nature really excites me, I mean have you ever seen chipmunks having sex? It's thrilling, intoxicating!
03:52:34
(tries it again with effort)
03:52:54
CONTESTANT #2 HIGHLIGHTING THEIR CHIP & DALE SLASH FIC
03:53:14
WHEN ANY ONE WITH ACTUAL TASTE OBVIOUSLY WENT IN FOR GADGET/MONTY
03:53:35
Bot/Deleted
*begins to wonder if contestant 7 is Bella number 2*
03:53:43
Chipmunks are cute I guess...
03:53:51
(the pants stay there...but they do move)
03:53:53
I'm sure you're cuter though my dear!
03:54:01
Aww
03:54:07
😏> Contestant#1
03:54:20
JIM LANGE DEMANDS AUDIENCE BEHAVIOR
03:54:36
Sorry! Sorry!
03:54:44
okay #3..
03:54:44
If we were out on a date, what kind of outfit would you like to see me in?
03:55:11
I GOT MY FIRST JOB BY KICKING THE $@#% OUT OF DICK VAN DYKE IN THE BACK ALLEY OF A HOLLYWOOD SOUNDSTAGE...I WON'T HESITATE WITH YOU!
03:55:38
Whatever you feel is comfy I wouldn’t want you going out in something you weren’t comfy in
03:56:14
CONTESTANT #3 REMAINING NON-COMMITTAL, BUT AT LEAST AVOIDING THE OBVIOUS JOKE
03:56:40
(old game show music is queued in discord btw... if anyone wants to be more silly)
03:56:48
(anything edible would work for me, cutie)
03:57:00
(winks at Jim)
03:57:14
um okay, #1...
03:57:22
Say we were on a carribean vacation together, where are we spending lots of our time?
03:57:30
(*Jim!* you are killin it!)
03:58:06
(laughs, are you a comedian at night?)
03:58:32
(a stand up?)
03:58:41
ANY CONTESTANT THAT DOES NOT DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITY OF POISONOUS SEA LIFE IS TAKING NEITHER THIS GAME NOR THEIR OWN MORTALITY SERIOUSLY
03:58:55
Bot/Deleted
Well we’re in the Caribbean’s so I’d assume we’d spend most our time on the beach... I’ve always wanted to go snorkeling so I think it would be nice to do that with you... maybe a nice boat ride to our own private island. We should also try to find the rum that Captain Jack Sparrow hid
03:59:33
(Oh...I do plenty of standing up at night...*shifts drunkenly in chair*)
03:59:50
an adventure... I like it!
04:00:00
THIS MAKES TWO OUT OF THREE CONTESTANTS PLANNING TO TAKE CHASTE SOMEWHERE SHE'D LIKELY NEVER BE FOUND
04:00:27
A WORRISOME TREND, BUT THAT'S EF FOR YOU
04:00:34
That's okay Jim... it's the 60's.. I just expect it.
04:01:27
okay #2
04:01:38
AND YET NOT ONE CONTESTANT HAS MENTIONED THE GROWING COMMUNIST THREAT!
04:02:00
Do you want a polariod picture of me looking cute or naughty?
04:02:02
Well slap my ass and call me Wendy. Great question Ma'am! I'd fill a scrapbook of all the images I've collected of.. Wait no, sorry. I think you sound super cute, so one of those please!
04:02:41
Haha! I think I might have a peeping Tom, Jim!
04:03:17
*im laughing my ass off rn))
04:03:18
SOUNDS LIKE #2 MIGHT BE POSSESSED BY THE GHOST OF RANDY THE QUAINT YOKEL SOUND GRIP *
04:03:37
(and speaking of people who have a sound grip...I could be your best boy...)
04:03:53
AND A PEEPING JIM, CHASTE (*leans back in chair to check out Chaste's ass)
04:04:29
Okay, *wipes a laughing tear and just a little afraid of all of these contestants*
04:04:33
IT'S A LESSER KNOWN RULE, BUT YOU DO HAVE TO PICK ONE
04:04:51
*and the host to be honest*
04:05:01
okay #3
04:05:15
Have you ever been caught naked by someone?
04:05:32
(bites lip) uh huh...
04:06:44
I ONCE CAUGHT ALEX TREBEK AND JOHNNY CARSON NAKED IN A LAS VEGAS MINI-MART
04:06:49
AND, YOU KNOW...WHEN IN ROME...
04:07:16
Have I ever been caught naked.... Not really unless you count a community pool
04:07:49
The weird thing was...they were each naked completely coincidential to the other...
04:07:56
However I’m not objective to being naked
04:08:07
(I'm sneaking off to bed. Have fun everyone. <3)
04:08:13
CONTESTANT #3...NAKED IN PUBLIC...BUT TOO SLIPPERY TO BE "CAUGHT"
04:08:22
*nods*
04:08:29
slippery when wet I guess...
04:08:53
okay #1.. Do you prefer cuddling or kissing?
04:09:17
lol
04:09:34
Bot/Deleted
Cuddling because a kiss can only last so long.
04:09:48
Ooof... good answer.
04:10:02
ETERNAL CUDDLING - PROMISE OR THREAT?
04:10:17
Bot/Deleted
Obviously if she wanted to we’d stop cuddling
04:10:51
* shuts off #1's mic *
04:11:12
and then what would we do?
04:11:13
(dammit, find turns it back on)
04:11:20
*raises an eyebrow*
04:11:21
(fine)
04:11:24
Bot/Deleted
We could take it whenever you wanted it to go.
04:11:54
* Starts drunkenly humming the theme song to Laverne and Shirley )
04:12:04
hmm sexy, okay #2... What do you think my best feature is?
04:12:27
Wow it's like you read my mind, or I saw your notes through your window last night. Either way, I think it has to be that cute little sound you make when you're thinking about our questions. I swear it's got me so... anyways, next question?
04:13:32
(notices you leaning over a little and holds you up..)
04:13:54
*whispers you better hand that flask over to me*
04:14:07
Hhuh> wha114r?
04:14:13
Oh right...
04:14:17
SOUNDS LIKE CONTESTANT #2 IS GOING TO GET SOME "QUALITY TIME" WITH CHASTE NO MATTER THE OUTCOME OF THIS GAME
04:14:19
NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO MENTION OUR SPONSOR...EF HOME SECURITY SYSTEMS...SO YOU ONLY LET IN THE CREEPERS YOU WANT!
04:14:52
*bites lip* Jim do I need to just date one or is this the bachelorette?
04:14:55
*takes a swing on commercial break*
04:15:25
EF IS ONLY PAYING FOR THE ONE DATE...BUT IF YOU ALL GET SOUP AND SPLIT FREE BREAD, IT WOULD PROBABLY WORK
04:15:27
hmm! good to know..
04:15:45
...(AND THE PRODUCERS WON'T LET ME INSTITUTE A GAMESHOW HOST VERSION OF PRIMA NOCTA...)
04:15:48
okay, are all the conestants good for one more question or is this the final?
04:16:19
* Goes for another sip and finds it empty. reaches into twill pants and retrieves next flask *
04:16:49
anything you want, no really.. you need me to shiv someone? a new TV? anonymous organ donation?
04:16:59
Bot/Deleted
Well it’s up to you Chaste after all we are all here for you
04:17:03
#3 Do you believe in destiny?
04:17:27
I do, I believe that everything happens for a reason and it’s destiny u and I go on a date 😏😏😏
04:18:12
*looks to Jim*
04:18:26
Hard to argue with that logic...
04:18:40
THAT'S A WEIRD ANSWER...EVERYONE KNOWS DESTINY...SHE DANCES AT LAPS R US!
04:18:47
*giggles*
04:18:56
okay last questions for my sexy yet a little bit scary contestants...
04:19:32
#1..
04:19:38
Do you have any tattoos and if so what's the story?
04:19:42
Bot/Deleted
I do not have any tattoos sorry if that is a disappointment to you
04:20:14
MY ONLY TATTOO IS FROM A BET I LOST TO ANGELA LANSBURY
04:20:31
That's okay #1.. so you were saving yourself to tattoo my name?
04:20:48
LET'S JUST SAY YOU CAN ONLY SEE IT WHEN I'M...EXCITED...
04:20:51
*giggles*
04:21:00
okay, number #2...
04:21:20
Who is your celebrity crush and how do I compare to them?
04:21:33
THERE IS ONLY ONE CORRECT ANSWER #2
04:21:57
(looks hopeful)
04:22:02
Oh Princess My Princess, My Celebrity crush was Anna Nicole Smith, so I'd say you're WAY in the lead over her in every way, especially smell!
04:22:40
mk... *hoping I'm still smelling good*
04:23:55
um..
04:24:10
Can't believe they didn't say Betty White...
04:24:14
okay, #3
04:24:22
What is a favorite pet name or simple phase that would turn you on if I said it to you?
04:24:36
*shurgs*
04:24:53
Idk I’ve never been around anyone like that before I’m kinda lonely you see
04:25:18
CONTESTANT 3 LOOKING TO LEAN ACROSS THE FINISH LINE WITH SOME PITY POINTS...IT'S A GOOD STRATEGY,BUT WILL IT WORK!?
04:25:49
ALRIGHT CHASTE
04:25:57
YOU'VE HEARD FROM OUR THREE CONTESTANTS
04:26:02
SECRETS WERE DIVULGED
04:26:05
IMPLICIT AND EXPLICIT THREATS WERE MADE
04:26:11
SEVERAL FAKE CONTESTANTS WERE ROUNDED UP AND PUNISHED
04:26:17
*ahem*
04:26:19
BUT NOW
04:26:22
IT ALL COMES DOWN TO YOU
04:26:27
*nods*
04:26:33
Jim, they all seem like catches...
04:26:47
but, I think the two things that stood out for me were
04:27:34
#Oralcare and randomly #chipmunks
04:28:00
SOUNDS LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE AN INCISOR FETISH CHASTE
04:28:19
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT INCISIVE INSIGHT?
04:28:29
*blushes* when they are used properly...
04:28:37
WELL THAT'S IRONIC, BECAUSE I ALSO LOVE BEAVERS
04:28:50
(I look to offstage band for a rimshot...the drummer sternly shakes his head no)
04:29:08
so Jim, I pick #2 for a date...
04:29:26
GODDAMIT IT BARRY - WE'LL SETTLE THIS LATER
04:29:27
BOOYA! Eat it suckers!!!! I know I'm gonna! ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
04:29:34
WOW! CONTESTANT #2
04:29:37
*Starts doing the running man*
04:29:41
CONGRATULATIONS
04:29:42
*fixes hair*
04:29:51
*claps*
04:29:52
CONTESTANTS, COULD YOU PLEASE REVEAL YOURSELVES
04:29:56
*worried as fuck*
04:29:57
SO WE CAN THANK YOU PROPERLY FOR ALL OF YOUR EXCELLENT ANSWERS
04:30:07
Bot/Deleted
Softball questions
04:30:12
Hi I’m contestant #3 and I’m LunarEclipse
04:30:15
*Steps out from behind the wall hiding #2
04:30:24
Hiya LE! (Lee)
04:30:36
Hiya Ben *blushes*
04:30:48
LET'S HAVE A BIG, BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR ALL OF OUR CONTESTANTS
04:30:50
I was contestant one and I was robbed
04:30:52
Well.. aint you even more tasty looking in person!
04:30:54
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04:31:08
Aw Bella.. sorry...
04:31:09
*aggressively hugs Chaste*
04:31:15
I'll ask better questions...
04:31:22
THERE ARE 22 PEOPLE IN THIS AUDIENCE...APPLAUSE IS NOT OPTIONAL
04:31:24
NOW CHASTE, HOW ARE YOU FEELING ABOUT YOUR PICK?
04:31:56
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04:31:59
Ooof *crushes on Steele*
04:31:59
*claps for amazing show*
04:32:01
So dinner? or should we go find some chipmunks?
04:32:38
um, I mean, they were all sexy and, you know... it is the 60's...
04:32:38
perhaps a little off show dating is expected...
04:33:09
*walks off the strange and into the backroom*
04:33:16
Dinner would be nice first Ben!
04:33:40
YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS. CHASTE AND BEN WILL BE GOING ON THEIR DATE, AND THE OTHER TWO CONTESTANTS NARROWLY AVOIDED AN EVENING OF TOOTHBRUSHING AND RODENT SLASH FICTION
04:33:47
THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING AND ENJOYING THE SHOW
04:33:59
THIS HAS BEEN THE EF DATING GAME
04:34:04
AND REMEMBER
04:34:05
JIM LANGE BOWS TO NO ONE!
04:34:11
Thank you Jim *kisses deeply*
04:34:12
GOODNIGHT!
04:34:14
MMMMMPPPJHHHHHHHH
04:34:25
That was fun
04:34:40
(well done everyone! all three contestants were fantastic)
04:34:56
*licking my lips* Good, cause you make a man hungry!!! *Raising an eyebrow at the kissing and groping of the host, then shrugging cause, 60's
04:34:58
lol thank you all, it was frickin awesome for me!
04:35:03
yay chaste!
04:35:13
I will host the next if any of you wanna try...
04:35:23
Twas fun
04:35:27
This was a fun thing to watch
04:35:42
answers were so cute... Jim *slow clap*
04:35:52
I can't wait to see more!
04:35:53
YOU WOULD CHALLENGE JIM LANGE FOR HIS THRONE?
04:36:01
Of course not...
04:36:08
if you want it you got it!
04:36:19
:-p
04:36:27
I was just offering...
04:36:28
Jim you coulda taken off your shirt though... just sayin...
04:36:59
Where's Chuck Woolery?
04:37:00
mebbe next time?
04:37:42
So Ben, I can't remember if your the one with or without pants... where we going for dinner?
04:38:20
/REMOVE MY SHIRT
04:38:46
*giggles and noms in nuggies*
04:38:51
/remove my top
04:38:53
(whoops, hahahaha)
04:38:57
* Tears shirt from chest...revealing exact same twill pattern shaved into chest hair)
04:39:12
(With pants..) I was thinking a nice moist juicy strip, plenty of wine... and a dental office across the street just in case of emergencies!
04:39:40
oof.. excellent stylist!
04:39:47
*waves to chaste*
04:39:53
night!
04:40:09
and ty!
04:40:13
so fun
04:40:16
(I'm also going to step out - this was fun everyone)
04:40:20
(Thanks Jim, awesome wqork!)
04:40:31
*work)
04:40:35
Night Bella!
04:40:49
*Grabs Ben with Pants*
04:41:11
*purrs and is dragged*
04:41:24
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