A more accurate image of me would be to take jude law, replace his hair with Nathan Fillion's from firefly. Give him Harry Potter's dad's round glasses, and under the suit is a pre-avengers Chris Evans body.
As for what's in my pants, I have heard that most people prefer small dick jokes over big dick jokes.
I have a medium dick...it can talk to ghosts.
Not here to be super competitive (although I think I'm getting better at it), just want to practice my erotic writing.
You can keep some notes on this character. You'll be the only one to be able to see this: