Blurple Theme Song
Blurple Sex Playlist
He/Him
Heterosexual, Panromantic
"Consent isn't the absence of a "NO" it is a continued and enthusiastic "YES"!"
Consent: Consent is very important if you are not ok with any of the following please tell me or if I'm going too far, when it comes to this I like to use a safe word Banana Bread or you can just tell me to stop
Kinks: In my profile I have listed some of my following kinks if you have any kinks you want to tell me about ask away, I'll tell you if I'm willing to oblige
Game Preference: I like hentai but I'm down for whatever interactive, classic, etc. I'm also down to RP if you want, if ur down for IRL I'm cool with that I'll ask if you are if you ain't fine by me
Powers
House Always Wins: (I am the Dealer) At the beginning of the game you can ask me to play a game of Blackjack whoever loses cannot resist cumming once
(Either Player can choose to activate this ability, Activates Automatically on the First Turn to decide the cooldown)
What Do The Cards Have To Say?: Club: I get control of your Next Action Spade: You get control of my Next Action Heart: I have to skip my Next Action Diamond: You have to skip your Next Question (Cooldown is dependent on whatever number card is drawn, For Example: If I drew a 3 of Clubs the cooldown would be 3 turns, if I drew a Queen of Spades the cooldown would be 10 turns)
IRL Play: Whatever number card is drawn the corresponding player has to edge that many times
Club/Heart: Me
Diamond/Spade: You
Rules
Workin Hard or Hardly Workin: At the beginning of the match you may ask me to do 10 push ups (this isn't really a sexy thing I just found it an interesting idea to get me exercising again)
Hypnotism: When I do a hypnotism roll a 1d6, a 5 or 6 will allow to break out of your trance, if you fail I get control of your turn
Bondage: Roll 1d6 to escape your constraints roll a 6 right? if you fail skip your turn, ur stuck like chuck
Bets
Active Proposed Bet(s)
Who Wants to Be a Sextillionare: Be a contestant on my Sexy Trivia show resist the temptation of pleasure over logic as you edge to each question try your best to recall things in your memory as your mind is buzzing with thoughts of cumming but knowing you can't unless you win
Active Inflicted Bet(s)
Switch: I'm a switch so sometimes I like to be a Sub or Dom or maybe a little bit of both, can't have one without the other right?
Sub: I'm rather fond of the soft-dom It feels nice to know that someone is there to make you feel good and care for you, that there in control and you don't have to worry about anything just have to obey and feel good, i mean a hard dom isn't bad sometimes
Dom: Sometimes I wanna be the one that's in control, an aching wet mess begging me to use her idk man it kinda go crazy (there is other types of subs that as I said "go crazy" but this is just general) but it isn't all whips, latex, pain, and degrading. Sometimes it's nice to have somebody just be there for you to know that your safe in their arms. Knowing you don't have to worry about anything else but feeling good, some gentle touches and words of affirmation can go
Breeding: cumming inside's pretty lit
Tomboys: idk why but a girl that acts like she doesn't like you but she actually does, also the mean firecracker attitude and she's also like one of the boys and you share interests. Also cracking down the facade and she can't hold herself back anymore and confesses or pounces also to quote my guy Spike Spiegel "I love the type of woman who can kick my ass"
Glasses: a distinguished intelligent lady in glasses ie librarian, secretary, teacher, etc. or just like a girl in glasses, i understand why bespectacled beauty is a cliché
Tits or Ass?: Honestly I like both any size or shape small boob, medium booba, or big boobie and you can't go wrong with ass, errebody gotta ass
Tummy: mmm Tummy in all shapes and forms mmm soft, supple, slender, toned, etc. That's the good shit. They're called love handles for a reason cuh, they need to be handled with Tender, Love, and Care. Ggggrrrrooaaarr bark bark bark sorry i got that dog in me lemme get a bite.
Thighs: oh mama don't get me started when I see a shawty in some thigh highs, stockings, fish nets, or garterbelt. That shit go crazy. When the thigh high or stocking go squish and you get that nice squeeze and you get that like spillage oooo. Lemme ugh rrraaarraaroorr get a BITE lemme devour you frfr
Furries: Woah mama don't get me started Lola Bunny, Rouge the Bat, and Roxanne from a Goofy Movie. Warning don't Nya tho that turns me off
feet: When it comes to feet I'm not a foot worship guy as long as they ain't the main course and they're an option then I'm fine
scat: ew it's gross
bathroom stuff: gags ew dude not my bathroom
pain: It's just not really my thing spanking myself and ball punchin (i'm ok with some ball squeezin, cock grippin or slappin but i have my limits for pain)
pegging: don't want nothing going in my butthole, sorry i'm savin my butthole for marriage 😳🤭
degrading: i can take quite a bit but there's a certain threshold so if you go a little too far i'll tell ya, alright. Some of those crass words are only for when i'm self loathing kek
Hey there, Blurple Here ╰(°▽°)╯
If you couldn't tell my names Blurple, I'm 5'7, wear glasses, currently have purple hair, and the average cock size, look it up it'll surprise you
If you couldn't tell my favorite color is Purple and I came up with the name by combining the color Purple with the B Emoji which was funny at the time and one day someone mispronounced Burple as Blurple and it just sort of stuck
I consider myself to be a pretty funny guy slinging around jokes and such sometimes if the mood is right and uh ya know not horny unless the mood is horny and goofy (ya never know)
I'm a decently competitive person the idea of a sex fight with the whole push and pull dynamic really intrigued me both in a horny way and gamer way, speaking of gamer I actually really like fighting games like Multiversus, Smash (hah), Street Fighter (can't wait for the new one I'm so excited), etc. tabletop games are also fun that's actually how I got into RP, I love D&D. If we're getting into specifics with tabletop I really like trading card games, yugioh, magic the gathering, etc. I also really like traditional card games like war, speed, uno, poker, blackjack, etc. That's that good shit homie.
I was a gambling man chasing that high of the next big win at this casino "Lady Luck's Big House" weird name right, I didn't know when to stop, Lady Luck was shining down upon me, practically putting the casino out of business, the dice were hot and I was cooking wit gas, then one of the employees tapped my shoulder pulled me aside to a private room with promise of my big cash prize, as soon as I go in my vision goes black. Then I wake up, a bag over my head and my wrists duct taped to the arm rests. As soon as they take the bag off I see this woman with red skin and horns? She pulled me up by my chin and I could see in her eyes frustration and lust but most importantly Intrigue. "I haven't seen a human like you in a while a cocky little shit on a hot streak" I was confused I didn't know what she meant I was just having fun gambling the money that I earned, what was wrong? Before I could even speak she grabbed me by my face squeezing, "You really think you can just come into my establishment and start running me out of business, you're cheating aren't you?", I shake my head too stunned to speak I was never in it for the money I was there for the exhilaration of winning. "Oh really? So you're just some lucky fuck huh? Is that what I'm supposed to believe, huh?" I just nod not knowing what's going on. "Wait a minute....." She starts smelling the air around me and I try to ask her what she's doing but she duct tapes my mouth before I could get a word out, "Shut the fuck up" she then gave my neck a nice whiff, I could feel her teeth graze my neck almost biting me, I give a muffled yelp and she snaps out of it, "Oh sorry bout but that you're one of daddy's special children, I could tell by the smell hehehe", a smile spread across her face and I started sweating I tried to ask what she was going to do, what the hell she meant by one of her "daddy's special children" but it fell by the wayside guess there's no use in trying to talk if it it's going to come out as muffled mumbling. I had to escape so I started to struggle and squirm trying to escape my restraints then she hopped on my lap halting my escape, "Nope, you're not leaving, wanna play a game you'd like that right? If you win I'll let you leave~" I nodded my head aggressively and her face lit up, "Yes Yes Yes, This is gonna be so fun, YOU'RE GONNA BE MINE~ ohohohohohoho" wait what HUH WHAT WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? "By the power invested in me Lady Luck under the rules of my daddy RNGod, I declare this game and whoever loses to become the winner's property" WAIT WHAT!?!?, she snapped her fingers and I was free but the door was locked and I hear the clinking of the dice in her hand calling my name, "Come on hot shot~ You want in on this right?" She groped herself letting out a little moan before tossing me the dice. I caught them and an ace symbol appeared on my hand, I physically couldn't put the dice down, "Nuh uh, ya gotta toss those dice cutie, no escaping this~" Ah Jeez what did I get myself into welp luck be a lady, literally. Let's see what the dice have to say......snake eyes....., "ahahahah ur mine now~", What does that- ah fuck what is that what the hell is this a jester hat? "Ur mine now~ Hot shot~" what? huh? what do you mean? "That lucky streak of yours is comin to an end now, your fate's really in my hands now, You were such a Fool for falling for it" A Fool's Gambit falling for Fool's Gold, I live my life now as The Fool my luck simply as high as the clouds and now I don't know anymore sometimes I get on a lucky streak and sometimes I feel like I can't get back up. Living with this Melancholic Bitingly Nihilistic outlook but if I can't feel good might as well make other people feel good, It's the best a Jester nay a Fool can do. Seeing people smile can at least brighten my day. After a couple months with Lady Luck tormenting me with bad luck she felt kinda bad and eased up a little once I stopped fighting back and just sort of took it, "hheeyyy there hot shot~ you know it's not fun messing with you if you're all mopey and sad all the time c'mon gimme a smile at least, hey not with the mask you know what I meant, sigh fine I'll ease up on you but you better keep me entertained, ok~?" , with her on my shoulder I've gotten a little taste of luck manipulation and oooo is it fun, it's hard and sometimes it backfires but hey that's just the luck of the draw. "That was corny af and I'm only letting you use some luck cuz you're cute~" Oh shut up you. blah blah icarus complex blah blah pride goeth before the fall
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