Ariadne (Level 1) mail warning

So, normally, when I fill out a profile, it's all nonsense. When writing, my goal is to entreat all the senses, so a little nonsense just seems to be on brand. I'm a switch most of the time, except when I'm a pedestrian and then I wholly believe we should all walk on the right side. Yes, even British people.

I like eyes as dark as an abyss that are diametrically proportional to how bright the smile. Some games I may win, some I'll surely lose, I'll likely have my Battleship sunk but I'll figure out my way to Candyland. If someone wants to play again, that's how I rank actual victories. With all that said, pull up a stool, bring pizza but remember that there are only two types: pineapple and Hawaiian.

I'm Aria and you're not, because the universe had a sleepover with all it's neighbors and decided they could only handle one of me and it was high card wins.