I'm our university's baseball team captain and, thanks to me, we've won two different championship titles now... which is why almost everyone, literally fucking everyone, wears my jersey during the season? No? Still don't know who I am? Okay-- then you've probably, at least, been to one of my parties. I mean, you look like a bit of a loser but we let just about anyone in as long as you pay the cover fee. Anyway, yeah, no, you've definitely been to one of my infamous frat parties. Like the one two months ago-- everyone was there. Even that hot psychology professor... Prof. Whats'er'name... you know, it's kinda funny that I don't remember her name. The fact that she got caught by another member of the faculty letting a bunch of students run a train on her, at my party, almost made our Fraternity lose it's fellowship. Hell, we almost lost our house on Greek Row and everything because of her...
Wait-- you didn't hear about that either? Okay, now I know you're just lying to piss me off. Whatever man, I don't fucking care. I'm basically a king around here and if you want to act dumb then-- then whatever. I don't need you. I can get literally anybody I want.
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