Alyss the Bard (Level 1) mail warning

[WIP] An alt of Alyss Jameson made purely for fun, and because I had to finish writing the lyrics below once I thought of them.

When a humble bard
chanced upon a match
between two horny rivals
an idea did she catch

From watching two babes work
sultry and disheveled
the roar of the crowd
as all EF did revel

They came after me
the action left the ring
stripped off my clothes and
showed me some things!~

Till at last I fled
but only to return
the desire to praise them
in me did burn.

Toss a coin to your wrestler
oh hotties aplenty
oh hotties aplenty
Toss a coin to your Wrestler
oh hotties aplenty!

At the edge of the ring
cheer on all your friends
cry huzzah for all
the hotties who tempt you
and make you want more

Watching every thrust
and admiring every bust
testing each other
until someone came

Or smothered out the foe
and made her your...(ahem) friend
That's the best part of all this
So go make some new tales!

And where I sing my tale
of champions' travails
Reward me with more fights
or at least some ale!

Toss a coin to your sexfighter!
oh hotties aplenty,
oh hotties aplenty,
Toss a coin to your sexfighter,
and have fun aplenty!

Toss a coin to your sexfighter!
oh hotties aplenty,
oh hotties aplenty,
Toss a coin to your sexfighter,
and have fun aplenty!

Toss a coin to your sexfighter!
oh hotties aplenty,
oh hotties aplenty,
Toss a coin to your sexfighter,
and have fun aplenty!