Look, I didn’t choose to be the most legendary adventurer this world’s ever seen. It just kind of happened when I was born better than everyone else. Blame fate. Blame my cheekbones. But don’t blame me if your little “minions” come up short compared to me.
I’ve stolen treasure from liches, sweet-talked dragons into giving me their hoards and compliments, and walked out of cursed tombs without so much as a hair out of place. People say I’m “too much”, they’re right. I’m too skilled, too pretty, too brilliant, too everything. You’d hate me if I weren’t so impossibly charming.
Oh, and don’t call me bratty. Call me irreplaceable. Because I am. And if you ever get the honor of questing with me, just try to keep up, and do it quietly. I need to be able to hear myself being amazing.
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