Careful Stranger, You Might Just Be in Trouble ~ / RP ONLY ~
PFP Art from Ryota Ravioli
Slightly WIP still
WARNING: I will ignore you if you meet one of the following criteria when DMing me:
- Use of AI "Art" in your profile
- You've made it obvious you haven't even so much as skimmed my profile, seriously, reading isn't hard
- Blank or uninteresting profile
I'm opening back up to trying to have RP Matches again! But only RP Matches, please no silent or competitive games ~
Quick Foreword: Please read my profile at least a little before interacting with me! That way you can actually get a read on if I'm someone you'd want to talk to in the first place. I cannot count on my fingers and toes the amount of people who message me asking immediately for something that I'm not into that they could've seen by just taking 5 minutes to skim my profile ~
PS: Lemme know if you'd prefer I have a penis or pussy. I am a trans girl IRL and tend to play this character as a Cis woman, but I don't mind swapping between the two ~
Created by Leia
Heya punk, you lookin' for me? You a cop? Good, the name's Gwen, I fix stuff. Cars, vending machines, kitchen junk, whatever, it's my freelance gig. Gets the bills paid, it's fine. You need sumthin' fixed up or what?
(Art by VonteCristo)
Oh, I see, you're lookin' about for my OTHER work! Alright, come on in close. If you're familiar with my past then you probably know my specialties already. Thievin', shopliftin', assault and battery, I've done my time over and over for all sortsa stuff, so long as it ain't nuthin' disgusting like diddlin' kids or animals or whatever. What can I say? I'm a jailbird, prison's as cozy as any home ~
(Art by z3husky)
With all the time I spend behind bars you can imagine I'm a fairly tough cookie! There's both brains AND brawn in the broad, don'tcha know? So I'm real good at takin' hold of a situation and turnin' things my way, guys beg for me and gals wish they were in my place! ~
(Art by BilberryBear)
(Art by GlazinBuns)
...most of the time, anyways ~
(Art by PizzaPiggy)
(Art by VonteCristo)
I'll do most jobs for a fee, and I like to say pretty confidently that I'm well worth payin' the tax for! Payment's negotiable of course, but we can discuss that in private later. So, what's the job? ~
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Wanna just chat casually? If so, here's what you'll probably wanna know:
Here's a cheatsheet of all my casual interests ~
= Likes:
Film and TV, I loved the media of film since I was little, though it did take me until I was like 18 to truly start appreciating it the way I do now, always like talking about movies both good and bad. My favourites are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy (2003), Coraline, I'm Thinking of Ending Things, The Lighthouse, Pan's Labyrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, and Star Wars: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West
Horror, not just a part of the character, I genuinely really love horror, just a shame 90% of horror stuff generally sucks, but it makes finding the good stuff feel way more rewarding ~
Adventure Time, a massive hyperfixation for me, I rewatched the entire show on a whim not long ago and haven't escaped it's pull since, I fucking love this show. Fionna & Cake is also goated, obviously
Tabletop Games, another I've loved for a long time, Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Magic The Gathering, Monopoly, Game of Life, Street Fighter: The Miniatures Game, Marvel: Crisis Protocol, among many others, love trying out new tabletop games. I tend to build a lot of Commander decks on Untap and I am open to games over Tabletop Simulator, challenge me if you dare (you'll probably win let's be real ~). Trench Crusade has awesome lore but fuck was my first game terrible
Warhammer, both 40k and Age of Sigmar, but mainly 40k. I love the lore, the minis, the game, pretty much the whole thing. Except GW obviously, fuck GW
DnD, I already mentioned my passion for tabletop stuff in general but DnD gets it's own mention as my gateway drug, I have an entire catalog of unused characters (Forever DM ;-;) that I am more than willing to overshare about if you ask nicely, and I'm also happy to use them in RP ~
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, one of my fixations, it's just a really fun series. STEEL BALL RUN GOT CONFIRMED BAYBEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Parappa The Rapper, another fixation ~
Video Games, I like a lot of games I suck at, my favourites are stuff like Spiritfarer, Papers Please, Portal 2, Um Jammer Lammy, Psychonauts, Overwatch (Formerly, anyway, thanks Blizzard), Metroid: Dread, Halo 3, A Hat in Time, Street Fighter, among many others. Recently started playing Hades, good shit ~
Music: I'm not as deeply engrossed in music as I am movies or video games, but I still have my tastes. Gorillaz, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Radiohead, Thank You Scientist, Tally Hall, I Monster, The Orion Experience, Mother Mother, my friend recently got me into Epic: The Muscial and I've been really enjoying that so far, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, a lil bit of Thundercat and Kendrick Lamar, They Might Be Giants, Jack Stauber, Crumb, Softplay, The Long Faces, and probably way more I could keep going ~
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= Dislikes:
Politics, a boring topic that only makes people angry when it gets brought up. I don't wanna know why old man number 2 is better than old man number 1 because old man number 1 fumbled the skrungus debate going on in trongleland or why I'm a horrible person because I believe poobus lives matter or something, genuinely does not interest me
AI, full transparency, I will not fully respect you if you use AI images. I can at least excuse if you have no idea what the controversy of AI art is about, to which I humbly request you look into it yourself, but TL;DR: AI Art is soulless trash that steals from real artists without permission or credit to use in their database which allows them to pump out awful-looking images frankenstein'd together from said actual art and is predominantly used by the lazy and greedy to either replace genuine talent or creativity in favour of keeping a few pennies, serve as an awful replacement for a real skill or hobby you could be learning and improving yourself, or most commonly for scams and low-effort, unoriginal, unimpressive content. I implore you to pick up a sketchbook and some drawing equipment and draw for yourself, because even if you consider your skill to be no better than that of a monkey rabidly scratching it's own shit into a piece of paper, it will always look and feel a thousand times better than using AI for the sake of convenience. Or if you genuinely believe AI Art is in any way good, spare yourself from wasting any further time on me, that way I hopefully won't have to waste time acknowledging you
Anti-Woke stuff, I cannot believe I have to specify this but yes, I will outright stop talking to you if you go that route, because It will let me know you are the most depressing motherfucker on the planet
Alcohol, I have a genuine fear of drunk people, If I find you messaging me drunk or wanting a drunk RP, you're never hearing from me again
Prolly some other stuff but I can't think rn
Favourite Weird Kinks and Fetishes ~
Feel free to enquire about my other interests, or feel free to ask why I like these ones in particular, I enjoy the discussion ~
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Dislikes and Hated Kinks and Fetishes
WIP
FAQ
= Will you please dom me/Take control of me/Play in IRL or JOI? Sorry but no, I much prefer RP, so unless I am in the mood to get some practice in with JOI, as I do want to try and work on my JOI commands, then I'm not bothering. I have very few people I'll practice with and I'm very rarely in the mood to practice anyhow, but who knows, you might get lucky if I like you enough ~
= Cock size? 7" in-character playing Trans Female, 5" IRL. In both cases uncut ~
= Wanna have a match? No. You would know I wouldn't if you read my profile ~
= Why don't you like AI images? Yes this has been asked enough times to warrant it, as I already explained, AI "Art" is not real art, you're typing words into a computer, which then recognises only the commands with no deeper logic than to follow them, rips from a database of stolen artwork from genuine talented people, then Frankensteins it together into soulless trash that is riddled with errors and cannot carry the same soul of a man-made drawing or painting because you know it was made by a bot that has no concept of interpreting or conveying deeper meanings or intents than what was asked of it. These images then go on to either be used in scams and grifts, flood art sites with constant low-effort trash images, or if you're particularly up your own arse, you'll claim you "made" the art a robot did for you and somehow be proud that you stole from actual artists just make a piece with no soul or care. If you're using an AI PFP, it tells me you're complacent with this, whether you're aware of these issues I obviously can't know, but I still will not entirely respect you. Support actual artists, better yet, pick up a pencil and give it a spin, art is fun when you make the effort
Achievements and Accolades <3
Officially one of Queen Solara Mal's foot slaves ~
One of Romantic's Yellow Roses, specifically a maid ~
Bred by Draco The Breeder and carried a spawn of 42
Achievements and Accolades <3
Officially one of Queen Solara Mal's foot slaves ~
One of Romantic's Yellow Roses, specifically a maid ~
Bred by Draco The Breeder and carried a spawn of 42
My Other Characters <3
===> NORMAL HUMANS
- April May, For Those Who Appreciate Age and Experience ~
- Bouncy The Clown, The Cure For Serious Cases of Clussy Fever ~
- Heather Broadcast, Reporting From EF News ~
- Ichigo, Enbie Weirdo Looking to Make Friends~
- Jane and June, The Twin Sister Who Fuck A Lot ~
- Loretta, Works as a Cock Milker, Love Italian Food ~
- Nova Winters, Cute Femboy Helper ~
- Sloane Smalls, A Shortstack Bitch With a Lotta Cash ~
- Tracy The Homeless Slut ~
- Vivian. Edgy 18-Year-Old With Daddy Issues ~
===> NORMAL NON-HUMANS
- Princess Starla Yonderglade, The Alien Amazoness Princess ~
===> FANTASTICAL HUMANS
- Tyranessa The Wicked, Dark Sorceress and Massive Bitch! ~
===> FANTASTICAL NON-HUMANS
- Alexandra, The Friendly Water Giantess ~
- Queen, Symbiotic Bug Lady ~
- Sabrina The Ghost, The Sex-Obsessed Ghost ~
- Teensy The Fairy, The Big-Folk Fetishist ~
I do also have a furry OC, she won’t be getting a profile anytime soon because I like adhering to site rules, but I’d be happy to discuss further about her in DMs or on Discord if you’re curious ~
After messaging him after being convinced by The Merchant and seeing his profile for myself, quite literally overnight we had gone from complete strangers to, well, I still don't quite know what to call it.. He turned completely subby on me without any pushback whatsoever, and I can't be mad, he's just too adorable. And now I have a cute little subby who I can smother in kisses anytime I want, I've never felt so lucky ~<3
RP Ideas:
Here's a small list of RP Ideas I've had that I really wanna try either on their own or mixed with other ideas, feel free to nick them for yourself ~
= A Favour
I need a favour as part o' somethin' bad I did, maybe I stole sumthin' an' need a place tah hide, 'course I gotta think of a way tah pay ya back ~
= Break-In
I break into your house, will you call the police, or deal with me yourself? ~
= Cop and Robber
Aww, looks like ya got me officer! Surely we can negotiate this somehow an you can let lil' old me loose again? This is only, what, the 30th time ay caught me stealin'? OR maybe you're hopin' I was gonn a take advantage an' get the better of ya? Well, what kinda piggy are ya? ~
= Hell in a Cell
Looks like we're sharin' a cell after I got caught again, great... Hey, I know a way we can pass the time together at least, you in? ~
= Police Toy
Hey, even the cops like me so long as I do what they like ~
= Prison Whore
Hey, I have more fun in groups, and ya gotta do somethin' tah make yer life sentences go by a lil' faster ~
= Troublemaker
I'm being trouble, maybe I'm pickpocketin' somebody or tryna steal from the market, the usual, an' you catch me out ~
Far more to be added soon, probably ~<3
NOTE: I will refuse any RPs that involve one or more underage characters and I will outright report you if you ask me. Also please keep to RP etiquette, I've been having a recent problem with partners who take control of my characters without my input, it's a waste of time, rude, and you may as well just write a fanfiction at that point
REASONS I MAY IGNORE YOU
Although don't take this personally, sometimes I really am just fucking stupid and forget to message back
Blank/Guest Profile, sorry but blank profiles are lame, as well as profiles that are just anorexic in terms of contents. I'm not asking for a novel, just more than "Likes games, looking to fuck"
Bad RP, nothing kills the mood quite like your partner phoning it in with a dull I fuck you or I cum with no flair, or overtakes my character's actions and thoughts without permission to the point you may as well just write a fanfiction if you didn't need me there
AI Art, see the likes and dislikes. If you have AI art in your profile, we're not going to get along. Refer to my likes and dislikes section from further up
Looking for a Match or for IRL Play, sorry that's just not really my bag, though on very rare occasions I might actually be up for a match. Otherwise, best of luck finding someone more interested, sorry again! ~
Here are the results of my BDSM Test:
100% Switch
92% Experimentalist
83% Submissive
71% Dominant
69% Slave
69% Brat
68% Voyeur
67% Pet
67% Vanilla
63% Owner
62% Primal (Prey)
62% Degradee
60% Rope bunny
57% Master/Mistress
51% Brat tamer
49% Rigger
48% Primal (Hunter)
38% Degrader
36% Non-monogamist
33% Masochist
26% Exhibitionist
17% Sadist
10% Daddy/Mommy
0% Boy/Girl
0% Ageplayer
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