Get It Over With, Loser ~ / RP ONLY!
Created By Leia ~
PFP Art by: Velveteksotica
WARNING: I will ignore you if you meet one of the following criteria when DMing me:
- Use of AI "Art" in your profile
- You've made it obvious you haven't even so much as skimmed my profile, seriously, reading isn't hard
I'm opening back up to trying to have RP Matches again! But only RP Matches, please no silent or competitive games ~
TL;DR: Spoiled, rich shortstack girl who's cunty and high-strung, secretly likes getting used and goads people into taking her with her abrasive personality and breedable little bod
Just say if you'd prefer her to have a cock or pussy, I tend to flip-flop with her ~
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Huh? Who're you? Some weirdo loser trying to talk to me, great. Whatever, you're decently cute, but I'm also way too busy to pay too much attention to you right now. Oh, you actually wanna know about me? Pff, fine, listen up then creepo, because there's no way you're gonna hear me tell you anything about me again after this ~
(Art by 100 Nails)
The name's Sloane, I'm the youngest daughter of the Smalls family up in the rich part of town, and I'm 25, if you must know. God blessed me with, like, the best body ever, but obviously that's like way too sweet or whatever, so I haven't grown any further than 3 Feet. It sucks but whatever, I still rock this bod because I'm just that good. Plump lips, fat tits, smooth skin, fat ass, being short doesn't stop me from being better-looking than anyone else in this dumb place. What I like to do? Well, I have a lot of money, so I spend it wherever I can. It's nice having lots of money, I bet you'd wish you had that kinda money huh? Well maybe if you were as good as me. I guess I could also say I like toying around with useless dolts like you, I bet I could offer you a thousand right now and you'd do basically anything I wanted for it huh? ~
(Art by Ota)
Huh? Spending money isn't a hobby? Sorry if I offended you, but it's your fault you're poor you know, try working harder. Fine, I guess I tolerate going to parties, hanging out with gal pals, but usually I like to find people I find fun and take 'em for a ride. I'd go into further detail but you'd probably cum just from hearing how awesome I am at it ~
(Art by Latchk3y)
I'm always in control of situations like that, I just let people feel like they can control me because I'm obviously just so generous like that ~
(Art by AspirantPill)
Like, Obviously. I'm not a submissive bimbo who'll just give in to your demands or let myself be degraded by poor trash like you ~
(Art by Aspirant Pill)
I would never just give into some rando either, that's not my style, you gotta earn me ~
(Art by TheHoeArtist)
And I would never, ever stoop so low as to let myself get taken advantage of, I may be small and physically weak, but I'm like, super important and way too classy and smart to put my standards that low ~
(Art by MadHeaven)
Say, you don't happen to wanna stick around do you, dork? No real reason, but if you'll let me do something real quick I can give you a thousand ~
(Art by Tool01K)
(Art by Hoshime)
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Wanna just chat casually? If so, here's what you'll probably wanna know:
Here's a cheatsheet of all my casual interests ~
= Likes:
Film and TV, I loved the media of film since I was little, though it did take me until I was like 18 to truly start appreciating it the way I do now, always like talking about movies both good and bad. My favourites are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy (2003), Coraline, I'm Thinking of Ending Things, The Lighthouse, Pan's Labyrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, and Star Wars: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West. I rewatched Arcane Season 2 recently to show my friends how bad it is, god what a waste of potential after Season 1 was such a masterpiece
Adventure Time, a massive hyperfixation for me, I rewatched the entire show on a whim not long ago and haven't escaped it's pull since, I fucking love this show. Fionna & Cake is also goated, obviously
Tabletop Games, another I've loved for a long time, Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Magic The Gathering, Monopoly, Game of Life, Street Fighter: The Miniatures Game, Marvel: Crisis Protocol, among many others, love trying out new tabletop games. I tend to build a lot of Commander decks on Untap and I am open to games over Tabletop Simulator, challenge me if you dare (you'll probably win let's be real ~). Trench Crusade has awesome lore but fuck was my first game terrible
Warhammer, both 40k and Age of Sigmar, but mainly 40k. I love the lore, the minis, the game, pretty much the whole thing. Except GW obviously, fuck GW
DnD, I already mentioned my passion for tabletop stuff in general but DnD gets it's own mention as my gateway drug, I have an entire catalog of unused characters (Forever DM ;-;) that I am more than willing to overshare about if you ask nicely, and I'm also happy to use them in RP ~
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, one of my fixations, it's just a really fun series
Parappa The Rapper, another fixation ~
Video Games, I like a lot of games I suck at, my favourites are stuff like Spiritfarer, Papers Please, Portal 2, Um Jammer Lammy, Psychonauts, Overwatch (Formerly, anyway, thanks Blizzard), Metroid: Dread, Halo 3, A Hat in Time, Street Fighter, among many others. Recently started playing Hades, good shit ~
Music: I'm not as deeply engrossed in music as I am movies or video games, but I still have my tastes. Gorillaz, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Radiohead, Thank You Scientist, Tally Hall, I Monster, The Orion Experience, Mother Mother, my friend recently got me into Epic: The Muscial and I've been really enjoying that so far, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, a lil bit of Thundercat and Kendrick Lamar, They Might Be Giants, Jack Stauber, Crumb, Softplay, The Long Faces, and probably way more I could keep going ~
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= Dislikes:
Politics, a boring topic that only makes people angry when it gets brought up. I don't wanna know why old man number 2 is better than old man number 1 because old man number 1 fumbled the skrungus debate and destroyed his chance at winning over the swing voters in the Kingdom of Spoob or why I'm a horrible person because I believe poobus lives matter or something, genuinely does not interest me
AI, full transparency, I will not fully respect you if you use AI images. I can at least excuse if you have no idea what the controversy of AI art is about, to which I humbly request you look into it yourself, but TL;DR: AI Art is soulless trash that steals from real artists without permission or credit to use in their database which allows them to pump out awful-looking images frankenstein'd together from said actual art and is predominantly used by the lazy and greedy to either replace genuine talent or creativity in favour of keeping a few pennies, serve as an awful replacement for a real skill or hobby you could be learning and improving yourself, or most commonly for scams and low-effort, unoriginal, unimpressive content. I implore you to pick up a sketchbook and some drawing equipment and draw for yourself, because even if you consider your skill to be no better than that of a monkey rabidly scratching it's own shit into a piece of paper, it will always look and feel a thousand times better than using AI for the sake of convenience. Or if you genuinely believe AI Art is in any way good, spare yourself from wasting any further time on me, that way I hopefully won't have to waste time acknowledging you
Anti-Woke stuff, I cannot believe I have to specify this but yes, I will outright stop talking to you if you go that route, because It will let me know you are the most depressing motherfucker on the planet
Alcohol, I have a genuine fear of drunk people, If I find you messaging me drunk or wanting a drunk RP, you're never hearing from me again
Prolly some other stuff but I can't think rn
Favourite Weird Kinks and Fetishes ~
Feel free to enquire about my other interests, or feel free to ask why I like these ones in particular, I enjoy the discussion ~
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Dislikes and Hated Kinks and Fetishes
WIP
FAQ
= Will you please dom me/Take control of me/Play in IRL or JOI? Sorry but no, I much prefer RP, so unless I am in the mood to get some practice in with JOI, as I do want to try and work on my JOI commands, then I'm not bothering. I have very few people I'll practice with and I'm very rarely in the mood to practice anyhow, but who knows, you might get lucky if I like you enough ~
= Cock size? 7" in-character playing Trans Female, 5" IRL ~
= Wanna have a match? No. You would know I wouldn't if you read my profile ~
Achievements and Accolades <3
Achievements and Accolades <3
Officially one of Queen Solara Mal's foot slaves ~
One of Romantic's Yellow Roses, specifically a maid ~
Bred by Draco The Breeder and carried a spawn of 42
My Other Characters <3
===> NORMAL HUMANS
- April May, For Those Who Appreciate Age and Experience ~
- Bouncy The Clown, The Cure For Serious Cases of Clussy Fever ~
- Carrie, Massive Horror Fan, Certified Nightmare Fucker ~
- Heather Broadcast, Reporting From EF News ~
- Ichigo, Enbie Weirdo Looking to Make Friends~
- Jane and June, The Twin Sister Who Fuck A Lot ~
- Loretta, Works as a Cock Milker, Love Italian Food ~
- Nova Winters, Cute Femboy Helper ~
- Tracy The Homeless Slut ~
- Vivian. Edgy 18-Year-Old With Daddy Issues ~
===> NORMAL NON-HUMANS
- Princess Starla Yonderglade, The Alien Amazoness Princess ~
===> FANTASTICAL HUMANS
- Tyranessa The Wicked, Dark Sorceress and Massive Bitch! ~
===> FANTASTICAL NON-HUMANS
- Alexandra, The Friendly Water Giantess ~
- Queen, Symbiotic Bug Lady ~
- Sabrina The Ghost, The Sex-Obsessed Ghost ~
- Teensy The Fairy, The Big-Folk Fetishist ~
I do also have a furry OC, she won’t be getting a profile anytime soon because I like adhering to site rules, but I’d be happy to discuss further about her in DMs or on Discord if you’re curious ~
RP Ideas:
Here's a small list of RP Ideas I've had that I really wanna try either on their own or mixed with other ideas, feel free to nick them for yourself ~
Bump in The Night
I'm gonna show up in your house at night and help myself to you! You're more than welcome to help yourself back, duh ~
Public Nuisance
I start messing with you in public for fun! In secret, duh, that's part of the game! We're gonna have fun and see if I can make you embarrass yourself in front of people! On the bus, in your car, at your work, wherever I want! ~
Far more to be added soon, probably ~<3
NOTE: I will refuse any RPs that involve one or more underage characters and I will outright report you if you ask me. Also please keep to RP etiquette, I've been having a recent problem with partners who take control of my characters without my input, it's a waste of time, rude, and you may as well just write a fanfiction at that point
REASONS I MAY IGNORE YOU
Although don't take this personally, sometimes I really am just fucking stupid and forget to message back
Blank/Guest Profile, sorry but blank profiles are lame, as well as profiles that are just anorexic in terms of contents. I'm not asking for a novel, just more than "Likes games, looking to fuck"
Bad RP, nothing kills the mood quite like your partner phoning it in with a dull I fuck you or I cum with no flair, or overtakes my character's actions and thoughts without permission to the point you may as well just write a fanfiction if you didn't need me there
AI Art, see the likes and dislikes. If you have AI art in your profile, we're not going to get along. Refer to my likes and dislikes section from further up
Looking for a Match or for IRL Play, sorry that's just not really my bag, though on very rare occasions I might actually be up for a match. Otherwise, best of luck finding someone more interested, sorry again! ~
Here are the results of my BDSM Test:
100% Switch
92% Experimentalist
83% Submissive
71% Dominant
69% Slave
69% Brat
68% Voyeur
67% Pet
67% Vanilla
63% Owner
62% Primal (Prey)
62% Degradee
60% Rope bunny
57% Master/Mistress
51% Brat tamer
49% Rigger
48% Primal (Hunter)
38% Degrader
36% Non-monogamist
33% Masochist
26% Exhibitionist
17% Sadist
10% Daddy/Mommy
0% Boy/Girl
0% Ageplayer
You can keep some notes on this character. You'll be the only one to be able to see this:
