May I Take Your Order? ~ / RP Only! sorry ~
WARNING: I will COMPLETELY IGNORE YOU if you meet one of the following criteria when DMing me:
- Use of AI in your profile, I'll be civil in public chats but fuck AI and fuck anyone who uses it willingly
- Blank or underwritten profile, writing a profile out is daunting I know but it's totally worth it
- Taking control of my character in RP, especially in an opening prompt. Write a fanfic at that point
- Looking for a sexfight or JOI stuff, not my bag sorry
- Already in a committed relationship, I feel uncomfortable with it because it feels a bit like cheating, probably a me thing
- You've made it obvious you haven't even so much as skimmed my profile, I've even had people who read these warnings and then try their luck with me anyway knowing they meet the criteria of at least one of them, and then get mad at me for upholding my warning? Some people are weirder than I am, man
Created by Leia ~
PS: Lemme know if you'd prefer I have a penis or pussy. I am a trans girl IRL and tend to play with a girldick, but I don't mind swapping between the two ~
PPS: If I'm not active anymore, flip a middle finger at the UK's moronic government for me ~
Well hello! I'm professional cook Sue Sheff, and I welcome you to my unique little restaurant, Sexual Appetite (working title shhhhh) ~
We've only just opened recently, so I'm happy to have a customer already willing to try the fresh and experimental. You might've already guessed I'm not running any ordinary eatery, and you'd be completely correct ~
(Hors D'oeuvre by SuggestiveSmile)
For one, we only serve a few customers, between 1 to a small group of roughly 4 at a time, and while we're only just starting out for the time being I have the feeling you'll want to start booking earlier reservations if you want to get in if word of mouth does us good! However we do also have plenty of windows open to allow passerby to see the experience for themselves. That's because in here, you order twice for each course: A meal item, and a sexual act performed on you while you eat. It's dinner and a show! ~
(Appetizer by Huhujuyjuy and CoolerInker respectively)
It's only myself running the ship so far, so hopefully I'll be to your liking as I'll be the one performing on you as well as cooking and serving your food. Allow me to go over a few things I know you may have concerns about: If you're under 18 then you cannot dine here no if's and's or but's, I can assure that cleanliness is my top priority but I still provide condoms as part of the service just in case, you can pay extra for additional benefits such as being able to come into the kitchen and potentially help contribute to your dish (wink) or the very expensive post-dinner bath and massage among many other options I am experimenting with, and we do take requests and can do sexual acts out of order but will refuse anything illegal like most things to do with blood for example, you're welcome to ask questions ~
(Salad by Dmddraw1)
How it works is that you'll come in, take your seat and order as you would any restaurant, just now you also order certain acts to go along with each of your dishes, of which we do take requests for too. During your meal we perform on you to satisfaction, don't be afraid to get a little rowdy as we will clean up any mess afterwards, I know all too well how many people are looking to bend or get bent over the table mid-meal, and inbetween meals is a waiting period where additional complimentary services may be performed and where you may get a chance to sit and chat with your server, to get to know them better and all. Again, ask questions all you'd like ~
(Main Course by Bisamon, AscendedCake and Roarbutter respectively)
So if this is an experience that interests you, please do drop by and give it a chance if you can! I'm currently also accepting applications for employees and looking for some business partners interested in my little venture, and hopefully
(Dessert by Nebada)
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=== THE SEXUAL APPETITE SERVICE MENU:
*Note: This menu is for choosing sexual acts, not food, that's still being worked on because I don't have enough sexual food puns yet. Suggestions for services to offer are welcome, as well as for sexual food puns ~
== SEXUAL ACTS
= Posing - Free
Your Server poses in any way you wish and provides a view for you while you pleasure yourself
= The Basics - £
Handjob and/or Oral performed on the genitalia, includes licking, ball-sucking, and anal play
= Boobs and Butt - £
Your server provides their boobs and butt, served in or out of underwear or clothing, for you to play with and use. Includes grinding and boobjobs, does not include anal sex
= Thighs and Feet - £
Your server provides their legs and feet, served bare or in socks or shoes, for your to play with and use. Includes footjobs, thighjobs, and kneejobs
= Sex - ££
Your Server provides their genitalia and anus for you to play with and use, served dominant or submissive. Includes sex and anal sex
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== EXTRAS
= Birthday Catering - Free
Dessert is free, and your Server provides an additional service of your choice for free. Only applies to the person whose birthday it is, and obviously requires that it is, in fact, their birthday
= Costume - Free
Your Server must wear a costume of your choice for the entire service or until you say otherwise. You must provide the costume. Alternatively, your Server must provide service in full service uniform to the best of their ability
= Foodplay - Free
Your Server provides a variety of light foods and sauces to use during Service, both for dishes and for sexual acts
= Strap-On - Free
Your Server provides a strap-on for themselves or for you
= Hot Appetizer - £
Replacing your Appetizer dish, your Server instead gives you their anus and genitalia to play with
= Hot Plate - £
You main course is served on the nude body of your Server instead of a plate
= Under-Dressing - £
Your Server must be nude or wear as little clothing to your preference for the entire service
= Dominant Service - ££
Sexual Service options are free, but your Server chooses them for you and is dominant rather than submissive when serving, or in the case making you serve them
= Free Use Kitchen - ££
Whenever you would visit the Kitchen during waiting periods, you may use your Server however you wish, so long as it does not completely interrupt the making of your meal
= Toys - ££
Your Server provides toys such as fleshlights, gags, and dildos. This option is cheaper if you bring your own
= Bed Service - £££
The entire Service is done in the Restaurant bedroom (Sue's personal bedroom) instead of in the dining area, includes a free night's stay
= Post-Dinner Bath and Massage - £££
After Dessert has concluded, your Server will bring you to the restaurant bath to bathe and massage you, as well as provide further services
= The Sexual Appetite Complete Fulfilment Package - ££££
With this most costly option, all services, meals and extras are paid for, allowing you freedom to do whatever you wish (within reason) during service
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== WAITING SERVICES
*Note: These services are free and complimentary while waiting between meals ~
= Chatter
Simply talk with your Server, maybe get to know them better
= Cleaning
Your server cleans any mess from your or their orgasm from off of your body using either water and soft materials such as a sponge, or with their mouths and tongues
= Edging
The Server provides any sexual service to you, but if you cum then you have to pay full price for the service provided, recommended for those looking for a challenge between meals
= Jerk./Jill Off
You pleasure yourself while the server gets in any pose or position of your choice to receive your orgasm, penetration is temporarily allowed solely for the purposes of dumping your load somewhere
= Kitchen Entry
You may enter the kitchen and watch your meal being prepared in real time! You may also choose to contribute to the dish (Art by SalaciousCarnival)
= Makeout
The Server allows you to kiss and makeout with them until the next meal is prepared
= Sweet Service
Your server cuddles with you in your seat until the next meal is prepared
= Waste Not
Your Server can have any leftovers of your meal, regardless of the condition they are in. They are not obligated to eat them, but will likely do so for the usual kinky reasons or just because you were being nice
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Wanna just chat casually? If so, here's what you'll probably wanna know:
= Likes:
- Movies & TV, I've been a big fan of cinema since I was a kid but it's only in recent years that I began appreciating them as art and taking them more seriously, I love movies and appreciate the good and bad that comes along with them
- Tabletop, card games, board games, war games, I love all sorts of tabletop gaming, Warhammer 40k being a big fixation of mine
- Music, on the lesser end of the scale but I like to tell people about my specific and strange taste in music
- Drawing, I've been out of the headspace recently but I occasionally practice sketching and drawing, I'm a big supporter of art in general
- Smash Bros, I'm happy to give away my friend code if you wanna play Smash Ultimate with me ~
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= Dislikes:
- Politics, a boring topic that only serves to get people mad and remind them they live in a depressing time depending on the country, we came here for some escapism to a degree, leave that stuff at the door
- AI "Art", I don't wanna go on a long tangent but just know it's a planet-killing tool trained on stolen art and used by grifters and lazy people, and if you are even slightly in support of AI image generation, even by advocating it's use through sporting a pic or two around in your profile, then we're not getting along and you can spare us both from an introduction, assuming you even read my profile in the first place
I'll probably add more to these two, there's a lot I'm blanking on ~
Favourite Kinks and Fetishes ~
Worship/Group Worship (Of Any Kind, Giving) (Art by Loggus Doggus)
Feel free to enquire about my other interests, or feel free to ask why I like these ones in particular, I enjoy the discussion ~
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Dislikes
My Complete List of Characters <3
=== MUNDANE
- Leia, The Weirdo Creator of All These Dumb Characters ~
- April, MILF Gym Teacher Who's Brimming With Sweat and Stamina ~
- Bouncy, The Fun-Lovin' Cum-Guzzlin' Clown Girl ~
- Carrie, Autistic Goth Girl With a Horror Fixation ~
- Dina, The Cutest Delivery Girl Working Multiple Jobs ~
- Edith, The Sweeted Old Trans Lady You'll Ever Meet ~
- Gwen, The Local Jailbird Who's Good at Getting Out of Jail Early ~
- Heather Broadcast, Journalist and Reporter For EF News ~
- Ichigo, A Non-Binary Hidden Gem, If a Plain One ~
- Jane and June, The Slutty Sisters Who Do Everything Together ~
- Loretta, Nerdy and Well-Trained Cock/Pussy Milker ~
- Nova, The Helpful Workaholic Femboy Cheerleader ~
- Shannon, Secretary and Professional Office Slut ~
- Tracy, Homeless Trans Girl'll Do Anything For a Bit to Eat ~
- Vivian, Eighteen-Year-Old Nympho With Parental Issues ~
=== FANTASTICAL
- Abbie Cadabra, The Magician Extraordinaire With Lots of Tricks Up Her Cunt ~
- Axela, It's The Transformer Everyone Wants to Fuck, Basically ~
- Hagatha, The Evil and Freaky Queen of Ice ~
- Luscious, The Overly-Proud Demon Woman ~
- Mania, The Imp From Hell With a Lust For Life ~
- Marianne and Dolly, A Weirdo Girl and Her Living Fleshl- I Mean Doll ~
- Princess Starla, Princess From Beyond The Stars ~
- Queen, Bug-Human Hybrid Woman With a Need to Breed ~
- Sage, The Jungle Girl With a Heart of Gold ~
- Teensy, The Nympho Fairy Who LOVES Bigfolk ~
I do also have a furry OC, she won’t be getting a profile anytime soon because I like adhering to site rules, but I’d be happy to discuss further about her in DMs or on Discord if you’re curious ~
RP Ideas:
Here's a small list of RP Ideas I've had that I really wanna try either on their own or mixed with other ideas, feel free to nick them for yourself ~
Aiding the Less Fortunate
Turns out homeless people kinda match a lot of my personal kinks. This one just has you being homeless and me deciding to take you in or help out in some shape or form, surprisingly flexible since it can go anywhere from romantic and wholesome to gross and kinky depending on the direction ~
Caught in the Act
One of us catches the other pleasuring themselves, and decide to lend a hand ~
Consensual Non-Con/Questionable Consent
Does what it says on the tin. I've been super into this one recently, I just love the idea of being forced to non-consensually pleasure someone else ~
Crush Exposed
A fairly simple one, one has a crush on the other, or maybe it's mutual, and on the day of the confession, things escalate a little ~
Curious Roommates (OFF LIMITS FOR NOW! You have no idea how often I get suggested this one)
We're just roommates, either recently moved in or been together for a bit, and we've gotten comfortable around eachother to try experimenting from time to time. Who knows? Maybe it'll turn into something else entirely ~
Dating/Married
An old favourite, my favourite RPs are the wholesome ones where most of it is just lovely stuff going on between two characters who just like eachother's company. Maybe the two of us get together for a cozy night in after a long and busy week where we haven't seen much of eachother, or maybe it's a date that goes a little out of control ~
Doll
Either you find my sex doll somehow, or it arrives at an inappropriate time, whatever excuse really, and we both end up getting to work with it ~
Experimentation
A more wholesome idea, you'd be questioning your sexuality a bit due to me being a trans girl, maybe the dick throws you off, maybe you got a crush unexpectedly, whatever floats your boat, and I'd be happy to let you experiment with me to help you flesh out your thoughts ~
Free Use
Very simple, I'm always up for grabs, and maybe a little more than just that, you'd just help yourself to my body like I'm just a fucktoy. In particular, I've had a recent interest in the idea of being jerked off to, like you'd simply come up, stop whatever I'm doing and jerk off and cum on my face or whatever part of me like I'm just some living porn for you to ogle while you get your rocks off. I had another idea recently of being used in any which way while I remain cartoonishly oblivious and innocent, playing into how admittedly dumb and oblivious I can be a lot of times ~
Fuckbuddy
We're good friends, and we're VERY close, but we can also acknowledge there's not much romantic going on between us, we're just here to have fun ~
Gentle Predator (WARNING: Soft Vore)
I had to include one, I'm a big vore fetishist. You somehow end up at my place and either initiate or accept the idea of being gulped down by me. Lots of variation from there, could be any form of vore, you can be in there safe and sound and spat up later or you could be digested non-graphically, hell you can even be the pred if you'd prefer ~
Helping Hand
You just need some help getting off, maybe I just happened to be the nearest person, but I'm always happy to help ~
Holiday Mischief
I'm a sucker for cheesy bullshit, what can I say? I like my holiday-themed encounters ~
I'll Cheer You Up!
A good friend is always there to help out, right? Well, I happen to know just how to cheer you up after something sad happened recently ~
I Missed You!
A recent one I'm eager to try, one of us returns to the other after a long absence for whatever reason, be it a long week out for something with work, or going out for a bit to meet family for something, or perhaps we're friends who haven't seen eachother in years finally reuniting by pure chance, and so it's only natural that we'd make up for lost time ~
Lost Bet
A super simple one, we make a bet, over something fairly simple like a video game or a chore or something, and, well, you can probably imagine what'd happen if one of us lost. In particular I've been interested in being made to use my mouth if I lost at a video game or something ~
One-Sided Hatefuck/Angerfuck (WARNING: Consensual Non-Con)
Way more of an experimental one tbh, but I'm interested in the idea of it. Maybe I'd been unknowingly annoying you or turning you on, and you decide to help yourself after you finally had enough of my oblivious antics ~
Public Stuff
Pretty easy, just whatever other RP scenario but it's in a public space, optionally attempting to keep any fun we have secret but not required. My personal favourites are the beach and the bus, but it's up to you ~
Sleepover (WARNING: Optional Sleep Play)
One of us is staying over at the other's place for the night, and things get interesting in the dead of night, even if I'm not exactly awake to see for myself ~
Stealthy (WARNING: Public Sex)
A very kinky one, we're trying to have our fun in public, as secretly as we can anyway. Or not-so-secretly, if that's your thing too ~
Together Again
We're exes, having split for whatever reason, when we reunite by whatever means be it intentional or not, and end up rekindling the flame so to speak ~
Unusual Location
Just pick an unusual location for things to go down! Road head during a long car ride, secretly at the back of a bus, at a theme park, in a library, or generally wherever you want! (A few locations will be off-limits obviously, if you say a Nursery for example I'm gonna question your morality a bit)
Workplace Love
Two Co-Workers, or maybe one Co-Worker and one Customer, happen to get along very well. Perhaps, a little too well ~
Far more to be added soon, probably ~<3
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