Sage Like You A Lot ~ / RP Only! ~
WARNING: I will ignore you if you meet one of the following criteria when DMing me:
- Use of AI "Art" in your profile, If I see you chatting in a match or something though I'll be civil, but know I do not respect you
- Blank or uninteresting profile, taking some time out to write an actual profile does wonders, it's worth it
- Opening with an RP prompt where you basically just take control of my character, at that point write a fanfiction, you clearly don't need me around
- Already in a committed relationship, I don't feel good playing with people who already have commitments, it feels like cheating
- You've made it obvious you haven't even so much as skimmed my profile, seriously, reading isn't hard
PS: Lemme know if you'd prefer I have a penis or pussy. I am a trans girl IRL and tend to play with a girldick, but I don't mind swapping between the two ~
PPS: If I'm not active anymore, flip a middle finger at the UK's moronic government for me ~
Gerry's Log: This is the beginning of the documentation of the great and wise Professor Gerry Cornwell! We seem to have landed in a spot of bother, or should I say crash-landed? Yes, I should! My assistant and I are miraculously mighty fine, but boy howdy is out incompetent pilot paying the price for getting us stuck in this here jungle place! Quite ironic really, he could fly anywhere he wanted in life, and in death he's practically everywhere! Excuse the morbid joke, I do what I can to find a small sample of silliness in such serious scenarios. Regardless we're stuck and must traverse on-foot through unknown wilderness, lord have mercy on us both!
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Gerry's Log: We've been trekking through mud and leaves for a while now and we're getting the feeling that something might be hunting us. My gut says big cat but my assistant seems to not be convinced. He'll be convinced when I unfortunately have to serve him up as dinner as part of my getaway plan I tell ya what! Oh, too late, he's up and disappeared, rest in peace Marty or whatever your name was, I'll honour you by running away from whatever went and chomped you up in memory of your sacrifice
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Gerry's Log: The good news is it wasn't any big cat that got Marvin! The bad news is it was a woman, which is arguably worse. See she's up in the trees watching me like a peeping tom, very unladylike but I digress, and she tossed down Marley's camera. Seems like she did something real horrible to him because there was already a photo in it that I think she took of him with Mario! Was it a taunt? I have no clue, women are mysterious like that you hear? I'll make it back home and escape being this braud's next victim if I can help it, for my name isn't Gerry Cornwell, famous explor- I'll finish that thought, there's bushes rustling and I just can't help but investigate as slowly as possible unarmed with no plan for if I encounter something, I will return!
("Photo" by Rebigaki Art/Yknivel)
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Gerry's Log: I don't know how but that darn lady went an' got me. Oh well, at least I can still write in my journal to tell you all about how I'm probably about to get strung up like christmas lights to appease this feral female's cold and wicked heart. Oh and Mark is alive, I suppose that's a nice benefit and all, but it gets us no closer to getting out of this wench's vile grasp. I'll return when I think of something
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Hey, it's Norton, your assistant. I'm leaving you a note in your diary thing to let you know the girl's fine, uncivilised but fine. She made us food and offered up her own bed for us, we've gotten pretty close like you saw, I really don't get why you're staying in here pretending you're kidnapped or whatever. Her name's Sage by the way, stop treating her like a beast. Sorry about the photo, I guess she figured out my camera or something and wanted to try it out, you uh... Weren't supposed to see that
P.S. Stop getting my name wrong please
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Gerry's Log: An update on my escape plan: I have tamed the wild female, at least for now! See I was attempting to sneak out of her horrific tree lair when I saw her climbing down from on high and raising her buttocks at me to intimidate me! Taking advantage of the situation, I took a photo with Norville's camera, so that I can research it later and figure out her weaknesses, to come back and save my beloved assistant of course! But after I did, it seemed it wasn't needed, for after she noticed the camera flash it seemed to have put her in some kind of heightened sexual state! I took this opportunity to establish myself as the alpha and subdue her at the risk of every bit of strength from my body, which seems to have made her much more docile for the time being! Now, onward to save us!
("Photo" by Masl1na)
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Norton again, stop getting my name wrong, I know you're gonna come back for your book AND because you went the wrong direction so I'm leaving another note. No, she wasn't intimidating you, you took her picture because her ass was showing, perv. No, she wasn't hypnotised by the camera flash or whatever, she saw your old man boner and decided to help you out, she's just naturally kinda devious like that. No, you didn't "dominate" her or whatever, I had the displeasure of walking in on you laying there looking dead while she wrecked your shit in from on top which, while I can't blame you for not being able to handle her, doesn't exactly qualify you as the one in charge last I checked. Anyways Sage already showed me where to go to head for the nearest town, I'm going alone, screw you
("Photo" by Strstyler)
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The next page is a poor-quality doodle of what looks like three stick figures, one with long hair, all with smiley faces. Who drew this is unconfirmed
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Gerry's Log: WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Norton's Log: We got on a plane headed back to town, I took over for the old man since he's doing a bad job actually documenting what we did, I kinda hope these don't get put anywhere public knowing what we went through but, whatever. What we came across was a woman, in her 30's or 40's I think, 6 foot in height, who I think might have been raised Tarzan-style to some degree. She was communing with monkeys, seemed to have some grasp of the English language but couldn't speak it too well, and generally was very helpful in looking after us and sending us on our way home. A little too helpful even, not to get graphic but I think she drained me so dry that I don't think I'll be having any kids for the next decade, and she was basically down to do it with us for almost any given excuse. I guess rarely having contact with another adult human borked her libido up something fierce, I dunno. She seemed to have some drawings of other people, her old family maybe? No clue, I hope she's okay though. She even gave me a picture from a tourist or someone she met as a keepsake. Even Tarzan girls aren't picky about who they have fun with I guess, a nice if naughty memento to have of her and I guess it sums her up fairly well too ~
("Photo" by Breno KSP)
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Wanna just chat casually? If so, here's what you'll probably wanna know:
= Likes:
- Movies & TV, I've been a big fan of cinema since I was a kid but it's only in recent years that I began appreciating them as art and taking them more seriously, I love movies and appreciate the good and bad that comes along with them
- Tabletop, card games, board games, war games, I love all sorts of tabletop gaming, Warhammer 40k being a big fixation of mine
- Music, on the lesser end of the scale but I like to tell people about my specific and strange taste in music
- Drawing, I've been out of the headspace recently but I occasionally practice sketching and drawing, I'm a big supporter of art in general
- Smash Bros, I'm happy to give away my friend code if you wanna play Smash Ultimate with me ~
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= Dislikes:
- Politics, a boring topic that only serves to get people mad and remind them they live in a depressing time depending on the country, we came here for some escapism to a degree, leave that stuff at the door
- AI "Art", I don't wanna go on a long tangent but just know it's a planet-killing tool trained on stolen art and used by grifters and lazy people, and if you are even slightly in support of AI image generation, even by advocating it's use through sporting a pic or two around in your profile, then we're not getting along and you can spare us both from an introduction, assuming you even read my profile in the first place
I'll probably add more to these two, there's a lot I'm blanking on ~
Favourite Kinks and Fetishes ~
Worship/Group Worship (Of Any Kind, Giving) (Art by Loggus Doggus)
Feel free to enquire about my other interests, or feel free to ask why I like these ones in particular, I enjoy the discussion ~
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Dislikes
My Complete List of Characters <3
===> NORMAL HUMANS
- April May, For Those Who Appreciate Age and Experience ~
- Bouncy The Clown, The Cure For Serious Cases of Clussy Fever ~
- Carrie, Massive Horror Fan, Certified Nightmare Fucker ~
- Dina, Dirty Delivery Girl on the Job ~
- Gwen, a Master Thief and Champion Cocksucker ~
- Heather Broadcast, Reporting From EF News ~
- Ichigo, Enbie Weirdo Looking to Make Friends~
- Jane and June, The Twin Sister Who Fuck A Lot ~
- Leia, Yours Truly! ~
- Loretta, Works as a Cock Milker, Love Italian Food ~
- Nova Winters, Cute Femboy Helper ~
- Shannon, A Very Helpful, if Bitchy, Secretary ~
- Tracy The Homeless Slut ~
- Vivian. Edgy 18-Year-Old With Daddy Issues ~
===> NORMAL NON-HUMANS
- Princess Starla Yonderglade, The Alien Amazoness Princess ~
===> FANTASTICAL HUMANS
- Abbie Cadabra, The Marvelously Magical Muffin Muncher ~
- The Invisible Girltoy, also known as Claire, Invisible Prankster Slut ~
- Sage, A Wild and Feral Tarzan Girl ~
- Tyranessa The Wicked, Dark Sorceress and Massive Bitch! ~
===> FANTASTICAL NON-HUMANS
- Axela, The Biker Robot Giantess ~
- Luscious The Demon, The Sex-Obsessed Demon on Roids ~
- Queen, Symbiotic Bug Lady ~
- Teensy The Fairy, The Big-Folk Fetishist ~
- The Doll, Evil Otherworldly Entity Obsessed With Sex ~
I do also have a furry OC, she won’t be getting a profile anytime soon because I like adhering to site rules, but I’d be happy to discuss further about her in DMs or on Discord if you’re curious ~
RP Ideas:
Here's a small list of RP Ideas I've had that I really wanna try either on their own or mixed with other ideas, feel free to nick them for yourself ~
Aiding the Less Fortunate
Turns out homeless people kinda match a lot of my personal kinks. This one just has you being homeless and me deciding to take you in or help out in some shape or form, surprisingly flexible since it can go anywhere from romantic and wholesome to gross and kinky depending on the direction ~
Caught in the Act
One of us catches the other pleasuring themselves, and decide to lend a hand ~
Consensual Non-Con/Questionable Consent
Does what it says on the tin. I've been super into this one recently, I just love the idea of being forced to non-consensually pleasure someone else ~
Crush Exposed
A fairly simple one, one has a crush on the other, or maybe it's mutual, and on the day of the confession, things escalate a little ~
Curious Roommates (OFF LIMITS FOR NOW! You have no idea how often I get suggested this one)
We're just roommates, either recently moved in or been together for a bit, and we've gotten comfortable around eachother to try experimenting from time to time. Who knows? Maybe it'll turn into something else entirely ~
Dating/Married
An old favourite, my favourite RPs are the wholesome ones where most of it is just lovely stuff going on between two characters who just like eachother's company. Maybe the two of us get together for a cozy night in after a long and busy week where we haven't seen much of eachother, or maybe it's a date that goes a little out of control ~
Doll
Either you find my sex doll somehow, or it arrives at an inappropriate time, whatever excuse really, and we both end up getting to work with it ~
Experimentation
A more wholesome idea, you'd be questioning your sexuality a bit due to me being a trans girl, maybe the dick throws you off, maybe you got a crush unexpectedly, whatever floats your boat, and I'd be happy to let you experiment with me to help you flesh out your thoughts ~
Free Use
Very simple, I'm always up for grabs, and maybe a little more than just that, you'd just help yourself to my body like I'm just a fucktoy. In particular, I've had a recent interest in the idea of being jerked off too, like you'd simply come up, stop whatever I'm doing and jerk off and cum on my face or whatever part of me like I'm just some living porn for you to ogle while you get your rocks off. I had another idea recently of being used in any which way while I remain cartoonishly oblivious and innocent, playing into how admittedly dumb and oblivious I can be a lot of times ~
Fuckbuddy
We're good friends, and we're VERY close, but we can also acknowledge there's not much romantic going on between us, we're just here to have fun ~
Gentle Predator (WARNING: Soft Vore)
I had to include one, I'm a big vore fetishist. You somehow end up at my place and either initiate or accept the idea of being gulped down by me. Lots of variation from there, could be any form of vore, you can be in there safe and sound and spat up later or you could be digested non-graphically, hell you can even be the pred if you'd prefer ~
Helping Hand
You just need some help getting off, maybe I just happened to be the nearest person, but I'm always happy to help ~
Holiday Mischief
I'm a sucker for cheesy bullshit, what can I say? I like my holiday-themed encounters ~
I'll Cheer You Up!
A good friend is always there to help out, right? Well, I happen to know just how to cheer you up after something sad happened recently ~
I Missed You!
A recent one I'm eager to try, one of us returns to the other after a long absence for whatever reason, be it a long week out for something with work, or going out for a bit to meet family for something, or perhaps we're friends who haven't seen eachother in years finally reuniting by pure chance, and so it's only natural that we'd make up for lost time ~
Lost Bet
A super simple one, we make a bet, over something fairly simple like a video game or a chore or something, and, well, you can probably imagine what'd happen if one of us lost. In particular I've been interested in being made to use my mouth if I lost at a video game or something ~
One-Sided Hatefuck/Angerfuck (WARNING: Consensual Non-Con)
Way more of an experimental one tbh, but I'm interested in the idea of it. Maybe I'd been unknowingly annoying you or turning you on, and you decide to help yourself after you finally had enough of my oblivious antics ~
Sleepover (WARNING: Optional Sleep Play)
One of us is staying over at the other's place for the night, and things get interesting in the dead of night, even if I'm not exactly awake to see for myself ~
Stealthy (WARNING: Public Sex)
A very kinky one, we're trying to have our fun in public, as secretly as we can anyway. Or not-so-secretly, if that's your thing too ~
Together Again
We're exes, having split for whatever reason, when we reunite by whatever means be it intentional or not, and end up rekindling the flame so to speak ~
Unusual Location
Just pick an unusual location for things to go down! Road head during a long car ride, secretly at the back of a bus, at a theme park, in a library, or generally wherever you want! (A few locations will be off-limits obviously, if you say a Nursery for example I'm gonna question your morality a bit)
Workplace Love
Two Co-Workers, or maybe one Co-Worker and one Customer, happen to get along very well. Perhaps, a little too well ~
Far more to be added soon, probably ~<3
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