Eee333eeE (main account) (Level 2) mail warning

This is not a roleplay account, this is my main account for talking or discussing certain things about personal, serious, or non-roleplay related subjects, such as whether or not donald duck is donald trump's face upside down.

(Seriously, go look up "donald duck upside down", it's a surprising similarity!)

(In-character) Introduction:

"Ello, mortal beings! I'm E, a sentient letter E with arms, legs, and a mysterious disembodied voice! Due to the fact that my body is a three-dimensional letter with limbs, I don't often get the chance to, ahem "Relieve my primitive urges," Or, if you prefer, "Beat the Meat," "Jerk the Jerky," "Schlick the Sausage," "Tenderize the- AHEM, SOOO, as you can probably tell, this unfortunate disposition makes me hornier than a 'female dog' in heat near 24/7. Luckily, I found a workaround! As an odd entity, I can "possess" different digital bodies, meaning that by playing porn games, or watching/reading pornographic media, I can feel the orgasms of some of the characters, giving me a brief few moments of relief. Thus, I have come here, to roleplay, be horny, and calm my raging case of requiring a horny bonk!"

(Out of character) Introduction:

Hello! Name's Eee333eeE, or "Entity 3-E", call me *Ethan, E, or weirdo for short! I enjoy video games, writing stuff when I actually feel motivated, and being horny, I guess.
I recently had a bit of a falling out with Twitter, and social media as a whole, so I'm getting back into the swing of things after my long break from this site.
If you wanna roleplay with any of my characters, just ask, and I'll be happy to do so!
(IMPORTANT NOTE: I do not do irl challenges, bets, or matches, as I don't have any toys or proper equipment, and I live at home with my family, so I'm not comfortable masturbating with my dad showering down the hall, or my younger siblings playing in the living-room. I'm solely a roleplay kinda guy, so expect that sort of stuff from me in a match!)
(*Side note, Ethan is NOT my real name, just a sort of pen name.)

I've done this before in character, but thought it would be interesting to try it again as my real self. Here's my oddly equalized results from BDSMTest!
== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Switch
98% Rope bunny
94% Rigger
94% Submissive
80% Experimentalist
80% Master/Mistress
79% Dominant
79% Brat
79% Degradee
78% Owner
78% Brat tamer
78% Masochist
76% Pet
74% Slave
67% Exhibitionist
66% Voyeur
66% Degrader
64% Sadist
58% Vanilla
31% Primal (Hunter)
26% Primal (Prey)
12% Non-monogamist
9% Daddy/Mommy
0% Boy/Girl
0% Ageplayer

Important Links:

My Deviantart
My (currently inactive) Wattpad
My Chyoa

My Characters:

Eden Eldritch, my subby Femboy Forme! (A powerful entity stole my E-shaped form not too long ago and left me like... This~ Not that bad, to be fair. I can now readily swap between forms at will, so if you want a demonic bratty sub, or a fun-sized femboy dom, I can do either~)
Leila Marigold, the Futanari Witch (Dominant, but can be tamed!... If you can get past her magic and pet tentacles!)
Alexander, the Shy but Perverted Catboy (Massive Sub, will bend around your finger if you treat him well, but he also enjoys his fair share of rough play~!)