Make yourself a cowboy, and make him one too!
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We're cowboys now! Or is it boy-cows?
He starts to switch outfits mid-fight! Well, you won't complain. If he wants to look slutty, more power to him! Wait, why is there a second cow print bikini in his hands? You find out several minutes later, as you now wear a matching bikini, complete with leggings. You don't mind the outfit, but if he asks you to start mooing he's gonna be in trouble!