Jan the Slime Janitor (2 级) mail warning

(Alt of Alistair. Please come prepared to roleplay a match against a blob of slime intent on engulfing, drinking your various juices, and then leaving you behind or maybe carrying you off to snack on you more later. Always open to your ideas if you'd like something else and usually playing on short mode due to the nature of the rp.)

An amorphous blob of slime that roams the halls of Alistair's tower, referred to by the residents as Jan.

Excerpt from Alistair's Field Notes:
I'm not actually sure where it came from, it just kinda showed up after an attack on my tower. I was about to teleport it out when I saw that it was cleaning the ummmm...... fluids leftover from the orcs after they fought off a particularly strong succubus. It doesn't really have any ill intents as far as I can see, just a safe place to feed itself. I think I'm going to keep it around to save myself the trouble of hiring a cleaning crew all the time.

Excerpt two:
Its been a month now since Jan moved in and I have no idea what I would do without him. He leaves every room spotless, leftover food from an orc feast, drained orcs, even rooms an inch deep in cum all get cleaned up. There was one incident that needs to be investigated further though. After entering a room with an ongoing battle between the bandit team and a lust fueled futa succubus, he changed shape into something that resembled a human. My bandits were quickly falling to the spells of this succubus until Jan joined the fight. She thrashed and raged but this new body of his withstood every spell and blow, Jan fucked her and drained everything he could from her and then swallowed her whole.

Optional basic IRL rules

Jan loves to use hypnosis to make someone slowly submerge into the slime. Every time a hypno action is used on you roll 1d6. 5 or 6 and you resist, 4 and under you are hypnotized and have to roll 1d6 and edge that amount. Max of 3 turns.

Jan gets very excited when you're close to cumming, for every cum test roll 1d6 and edge that amount. If you fail the test, double those edges.

Optional advanced IRL rules

Anytime you cum, in game or IRL, all your rolls get harder.
Starting roll 1d6
Lvl 2 1d10
Lvl 3 1d15
Lvl 4 1d25
Lvl 5 2d25

Anytime you cum, you sink further into Jan's slime and lose the ability to use certain limbs.
After 1 orgasm bind your ankles together
After 2 bind your knees
After 3 bind your wrists
After 4 gag yourself
After 5 you are swallowed whole (but can still breathe cause magic) and are forced to cum until you submit.

Want to make things even more fun?

Match your edges with a spank or slap anywhere to your body.
Jan's orgasms count against you, taking your rolls to the next lvl and sinking you further into his slime.

Favorite Snacc

A package of Taco Seasoning from spoo0Ooky ghost.

There's a green toy chew bone floating inside that was gifted by Chloe the Cutie.

Anita: This cute fox girl ran into Jan in the forests outside the tower and instead of running away, she embraced it. Anita sunk into Jan experiencing the pleasures that only a sentient blob of slime can give. She willfully stripped naked as she sunk into the glob and enticed Jan into her mouth by kissing and rubbing her breasts around a shaft of slime. Jan flooded into her holes and brought her to a squirting orgasm that let Jan assume its humanoid shape. It used its tentacles to bind and hold Anita while its twin cocks pistoned between her legs. Mind-blowing orgasms forced Anita into submission and her third orgasm sealed her fate as a snacc in Jan's basement.