e-swinger (7 级) mail warning

Trying to update my profile so it might sound a little unstructured, but here goes:

I'm probably your average user on this site who enjoys chats more than games. I think the best dynamic is if we have something meaningful to talk about, we can both joke about it, and if the mood is right also throw in some horny stuff. So I guess my preference for horny stuff is sprinkled on a good friendship like garnish on a dish? 😊

If you ever see me in matchmaking I'll probably be a switch, the type that's trying to get over her need to win all the time. But that's the disclaimer if I haven't already made it clear, I don't really play games right now, they're just not for me.

If you're interested in talking to me without coming off as being too horny AND you can't think of anything to say, maybe you can ask about one of the following emojis 🌵❄️🧩

Thanks for reading my wall of text/the ramblings of a crazy lady, maybe I'll see you around 🎺🎺

(Artifact 1: ＼(^^)／ n.d.)

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(Artifact 2: 16/08/2025 note to future self - you're not going to regret letting your win rate drop)

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(Ok I can't believe I'm putting this on my profile but please don't call me cutie/babe/beautiful etc. if you don't know me 😵)

(Also also KNEE (and his two turtles) (mostly his turtles) (but him as well) (ok just him) really deserves a testimonial/dedication. He's super weird and silly and annoying in his own adorable way, and for some reason (well I know the reason) I can't stay away from that little goober. Also you may have seen me as a switch before but if you ever see me as sub KNEE is the only reason. I mean I'm not unique (just look at how popular he is), and I guess he doesn't need more praise going to his head, but somehow I want to write more, I don't know...

...he's just KNEE 😊)

You've made it this far? Good boy/girl/other. You deserve a break.

(The anti-spiral)