Fay the goblin (变性人) (1 级) mail warning

Character sheet for Kassane's RPG game:
Fay ———- the goblin, Level 1 rookie (Exp: 0)

Strength:

Orator: On oral action, if opponent rolls 1 or 2, they skip and edge.

Weakness:

Butt Slut: When your opponent chooses an action where they put their strap on, cock, or tongue in your ass you must roll a d6 and if it is a 5 or 6, you must skip, if doing IRL and over 5, you must also penetrate your ass with something.

Phisical attributes (according to the humans)

Height: about 3 ft tall

Breasts: about a “B cup” for my size?

Ass/hips: about a foot wide? Humans say I have a big ass.

Length: humans say 1ft long? No idea what they mean.

Background:
As a kid I was abandoned by my family, where I came from girls with dicks meant a curse was on the family they belonged to. After this I rejected my last name and renamed myself as “the goblin” isnt that cool!? Other than that I learned to live and thrive off of the wild, hunting and gathering like the beast I am! This lifestyle lead to what humans describe to be an energetic, bratty, and competitive personality. Over the years I’ve hung with a group of humans that visit my hideout, they teach me new things and sometimes even bring me food! In exchange sometimes I have to suck or breed with them, but over the years I’ve gotten better. So far the most I’ve taken was 5 inches, it hurt so bad but the food was worth it! I’m willing to fight for my things… or maybe we could come to an agreement?