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Milking Cows Created to collect yummy Lucia milk.

Record Milker!!! Aria 21 Gallons of delicious HuCow milk

Record HuBull Semen Drinker!!! Nessa 16 Litres in 1 night!!!

Game has 3 rounds, starting with a bet. Every round each player picks 2 cards. (/card 2) They may trade cards and make deals. Don't be afraid to create chaos!

At the end of the round, add up points -Liters of Milk At the end of 3 rounds, whoever has the most Milk wins. Whoever has least Milk loses.

After 3 rounds if there's no clear winner, then sudden Milk overtime rounds.

Q is a Milkable Cow

K is a Horny Bull

J is a cattle rustler And Jack may steal 1 card from any player.

Possible hands

Q and a number card -5 6 or 7-= That many liters of Milk

K and a number card = A unit of artificial insemination. You can save this for any round, causing any Q in play, of your choice, to draw 1 extra card.

two number cards - two empty jugs

QK Breeding couple - Draw 1 extra card

QQ Massive Titties!!! Draw two cards

KK Two angry Bulls, you'll be too busy to collect anything this round.

JJ steal two cards.

--A Q - cow- can only be inseminated once in a round. (So only 1 K or Kit per Q per round)

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Colony Conundrum It's Ants!!! 🐜

Each player draws 5 cards (/card 5). Now pick which suit you will use for your Colony.
Face cards are worth 0 points but have effects.

Add up all the cards of the same suit. These are your Ants. Strongest Farm wins.

Queen A strong colony has a Q - Doubles the value of same suited Ants

King Male Ants only mate once, and then are discarded for the good of the Colony. All K and same suited ants are worth 0.

in the event of a same suited Q and K then the Queens rule supersedes.

Jack Nanitic's "The first brood of worker ants produced by a queen ant using only the reserved nutrition in her body"
J and similar suits can be added to your Ant count regardless of chosen colony suit.

ACE Aardvark!!! Any card touching the A is eaten, and thus worth 0

cute bug I found https://i.postimg.cc/qRQhmrkf/4b6198b1bd6d3a3d98fe74ae6b4b59d1.png

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Milky Tits https://i.postimg.cc/v81XP4nQ/29334765.gif
Battle Ants https://postimg.cc/wtWF3Ymy

perhaps the next farm activity