Chilli McTwist (8 级) mail warning

Younger sister of Apollo McTwist, here to find out what my brother's been up to.

Well, if he thinks he can keep secrets from me, he has another thought coming!

Everyone around here seems very friendly... Almost too friendly. Well, I'll soon sort this place out - tea and cakes for all, and absolutely no rudeness!

(Chilli is a bit posh, and almost obtusely naive, to the point of absolute denial. Having said that, it's clear she doesn't know what goes on here and is probably going to end up out of her depth. Use that information as you will. It's likely that things will get a bit silly.)