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人机 VS Ethan, Creator Of Concoctions : 公开游戏记录 (第 1 回合)

Ethan's Cozy, Christmas Abode

For the first time, Ethan has opened up his home for his friends to come and hang out. The outside of the home is mostly decorated save for a few strings of lights that he had yet to put up, and on the threshold of the door hung a Mistletoe as a surprise for any unsuspecting visitors. Once within the house, the scent of baking gingerbread cookies and a fire burning in the fireplace filled home, accompanied with something that smells a bit like skunk spray. Feel free to come hang out in the kitchen while he bakes cookies, or sit by the fire with a loved one, all are welcome! ![His Home](https://images-ng.pixai.art/images/orig/21bd2242-2c04-44a5-aa74-380c7b932739)

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Pineapple, sweet pineapple
18:52:44
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Hello Ethan
19:10:18
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I like Strawberries though
19:10:31
Oh, Hey Sloane
19:17:47
How goes it?
19:18:06
Eats a cookie
20:28:10
Hey ethan
22:42:49
Hello
23:46:32
hey Jas
23:46:59
Picks up Becs
00:33:49
Hey dollface
00:34:00
wha- hey! let me downnn
00:38:03
Why? You don't want me to hold ya?
00:39:41
n0!
00:42:26
Okay fine, sorry! I place you back down
00:52:42
(Wait i misread actually)
00:59:16
(not even sure how i fucked it that back
00:59:23
(i thought it said "rather i hold you down)
00:59:36
S-sorry i-i misheard you
00:59:49
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Hi
01:02:12
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(popping into another room out of boredom haha)
01:02:25
(i lied... i read is as "why? want me to hold ya down" now that i can reason what went wrong)
01:02:27
hey helio
01:02:32
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waves Hi Becca, a pleasure to meet you
01:03:14
nice to meet you
01:04:16
Welcome to my home, Helio!
01:05:32
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looks around A nice place you got here
01:05:53
Thank you, you should see my garden, and Becs, if I understand correctly you do want me to hold you?
01:06:48
...>.< no comment
01:07:16
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Huh? Someone looks a little flustered here
01:07:32
I pick Becs up anyways
01:07:54
wha-
01:08:38
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No shame in it, Becca
01:09:45
How was your day, Becs?
01:10:49
it was pretty decent
01:12:28
yours?
01:13:25
It was alright, didn't do much
01:13:49
samee
01:14:00
tho... another punishment room is comung up shortly ;-;
01:14:49
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Punishment room?
01:15:09
a bet i lost
01:15:18
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Ahh, I see, well that's one of the risks of betting
01:15:54
yeah
01:16:28
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Might swing by, wouldn't want to lose your "punishment"
01:16:29
nuu
01:17:19
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No? You wouldn't like if I watched?
01:17:46
>.< w-well its a public room soo i dont have much chouice
01:18:23
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That doesn't answer my question, though.
01:18:40
its up to you
01:19:17
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If that's up to me I would do more than just watch.
01:19:49
w-well thats part of the punishment,...
01:20:12
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That is, so I'll be waiting
01:21:07
Oh no becs, you really need to stop making those bets.
01:25:08
noh
01:25:51
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She might need a lesson
01:26:38
I don't think i'm gonna pop in, but i'll still be messaging ya, don't hurt yourself!
01:26:54
i doubted you would for this sorta one
01:28:18
Why's that?
01:28:31
you prefer 1 on 1
01:30:27
Indeed, I like having you to myself~
01:32:46
But, I will give you one small punishment
01:32:58
>.<
01:33:03
wha?
01:33:08
Gimmie a plank please darling?
01:33:15
Onky one i'll ask for tonight
01:33:23
fuckkk youuuuu
01:33:28
beside its not a commanding punishment room! nor is it tonight
01:33:51
Oh it isn't?!
01:34:05
not this time
01:38:13
Nice, who'd ya lose to?
01:41:25
i dont say unless they want me to for privacy
01:42:21
Fair enough, just know you're still mine~
01:42:55
nohhhh
01:43:46
That collar you're wearing says otherwise
01:48:26
>////<
01:48:35
Who's my girl~
01:48:55
n-not meee
01:49:00
You're mine! gives you a squeeze.
01:49:48
ack!~
01:49:53
And you're cute!
01:50:42
no im not!
01:51:20
Well ya gotta pick one or the other!
01:51:59
You either be not cute or not mine!
01:52:11
im neither!
01:52:56
Ya gotta pick one or the other!
01:53:21
i refuse!
01:53:58
Then you're bith!
01:54:09
no!
01:54:52
Yes, my dumb slut!
01:56:05
no!!
01:56:23
I'm not going too far, am I Becs?
01:56:52
Just wanna make sure i'm not pushing it
01:57:39
n-no youre fine
01:58:47
Alright Squeezes you again.
02:04:32
>.<
02:05:18
Will you accept that you're great at least?
02:06:42
...fine
02:08:09
Thank you darling
02:09:40
>.<
02:09:48
wai
02:09:54
Because you ARE great
02:11:20
finenee
02:13:07
s-shush
02:20:12
Kiss me then
02:24:58
gently kiss
02:25:10
?
02:26:04
You said to shush!
02:29:51
o-oh! i didnt expect you to listen for once!
02:30:03
I'm a man of my word
02:30:13
sometimes
02:30:23
hehe :P
02:32:11
nah~
02:33:17
You're lucky I like you!
02:33:51
hehe :P
02:36:07
most people do
02:36:09
That sounds a lil narcissistic Becs
03:00:04
aww am i not allowed to be a lil narcissistic occassionally?~
03:01:29
You can, but does that mean you're gorgeous too?~
03:02:36
no it doesnt~
03:03:03
cause it dont~
03:04:08
hehe
03:05:44
You're pretty when you laugh
03:31:43
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throws fire stick at Ethan’s house
06:43:56
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Revenge >:R
06:44:34
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*>:D
06:44:39
taps Chloe on shoulder
06:44:51
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hi aleda~
06:45:55
Hi Chloe!~ Did you drop this? hands you fire stick in a Looney Tunes like manner
06:46:21
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eh… no it’s for Ethan…
06:46:44
Oh! looks at fire stick and then looks at you
06:47:12
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he threw fire at my new job at the casino…
06:47:24
Hmm! I see~ Well, the thing is I'm supposed to step on Ethan, or his female form at least, and I don't know if I can do that if they don't have a home to come back to~
06:48:14
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I don’t have a casino to go back to either >.<
06:48:36
How did such a place not have sprinklers
06:49:40
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*giggling
06:49:55
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mischievously giggling even
06:50:06
tilts head Chloe! Did you fuck up the sprinkler system in a prank?
06:50:37
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Nuuu~ there was no sprinkler >.<
06:50:54
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Just…da casino might still be there :P
06:51:26
blinks repeatedly Ok, I thought you were implying that it burnt down, but it's still there?
06:52:13
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it did burn down and it’s still there
06:52:31
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Power of magic :P
06:52:41
Sooooo~ An illusion?
06:53:07
It looks like it burned down, but it's actually still there...
06:53:31
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nuuu… it burned down and someone fixed it with magic~
06:53:49
Oh! Well, could you tone down your revenge then?~ Throwing fire at a house of volatile potions is a bit... overkill~ I mean, it's fucking awesome~ Don't get me wrong~ But... maybe something a little less destructive in this case~
06:54:54
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da fire stick exploded in my hand
06:55:01
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Ehhh…but “revenge >:D”
06:55:26
got distracted by the fire stick exploding in your hand Oh! Damn! Are you okay?~
06:56:28
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Hmm… I’m fine~ what happened tilts head
06:57:21
scratches head How... how the fuck did you not feel that?
06:57:51
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Huh… tilts head other way feel what…
06:58:26
The... thingy! The thingy that exploded in your hand!
06:58:46
Uh... blushes thingy as in not the kind of thingy--you know what I mean!
06:59:11
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looks down :O where did it go searching it..its gone :O
06:59:17
Chloe! It's gone! Poof! Boom! And shit~ It exploded in your hand
07:00:04
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Ehhh…da fire stick does that… nu way :O you are da liar… fire stick can’t disappear…
07:00:51
N-NANI? Don't call me a liar you b-baka! It totally went splodey in your hand
07:01:45
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ehhhhh… stony aleda… not nice to lie >.< da fire stick just ran to home…. live a good life mr fire stick o7
07:02:28
oh this room still open
07:03:04
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*stinky aleda, not stony >.<
07:03:19
I didn't lie! It was in your hand and then it fucking explo--turns head Oh, hi there!~
07:03:42
at least aleda has an ass unlike chloe :P
07:04:00
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miss Becca…. Explain to aleda that fire sticks don’t explode~
07:04:08
hey~ sorry seems i fell asleep
07:04:09
stifles giggle
07:04:18
fire sticks?
07:04:28
Pfff~ Ffff~ Hahahahah~
07:04:30
you talking about sparklers?
07:04:36
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is that what they are called… sp…sparklers…?
07:05:00
Ooh! Like the ones Yoimi sells?
07:05:23
I was asleep, i dont knowwhat you guys talking about
07:05:45
Sorry, to wake you up! Chloe is a loud ass
07:06:02
how can they be loud ass? she has no ass~ sticking my tongue out at chloe
07:06:26
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I threw a fire stick at Ethan’s house… aleda gave it back…. It went bye bye.. and now she said it… sploded…?
07:06:28
I dont know what a fire stick isss
07:06:52
shrugs I didn't know either, I just found the thing and gave it back~
07:07:16
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It said TNT on it~
07:07:30
pfftt thats dynomite
07:07:57
casually blinks
07:07:58
otherwise called a boom stick
07:08:03
nah, boomsticks a shot gun
07:08:21
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da fire stick \o/ it went away to his family~
07:08:24
but its a stick that goes boom
07:08:28
A lot of things go "boom" around this city
07:08:44
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Like the sound of Becca walking~
07:08:58
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Oh hey Becca Becca~
07:09:12
slowly shuffles away after hearing that
07:09:12
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And miss aleda~
07:09:22
points at Chloe while looking at Becca
07:09:26
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Doggo wants to show something \o/
07:09:46
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clap clap
07:09:58
what is it?
07:10:03
tilts head curiously
07:10:10
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smoke appears and goes away Tada~
07:10:15
spit take
07:10:27
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I’m like Becca ^^
07:10:53
That was kinda cool~
07:11:17
Kinda metal, even~ \m/
07:11:27
wha- my outfit isnt that open!
07:11:39
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And it shows off… my ass \o/
07:11:49
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not that silly bonks da barmaid~
07:12:00
what ass? the feline woman appears next to Becca as though from thin air
07:12:12
what ass
07:12:15
YES!
07:12:18
Oh! Hey there! waves at the new visitor
07:12:30
Hahah laughing hysterically
07:12:32
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Doggo will fight you over this miss Becca >.<
07:12:51
hey i wasnt the only one to say it this time~
07:13:02
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Jessica doesn’t count… too cute~
07:13:13
"chloe the assless bunny"
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:P
07:13:18
tries not to laugh
07:13:32
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tackles Becca you, me, ass war~
07:14:02
wha?!
07:14:12
Yahoo!~ Cat fight~
07:14:23
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turns around and wiggles my butt
07:14:44
munches on conveniently placed popcorn
07:14:48
bloosshh i didnt agree to this!
07:15:17
smirking a little and watches Becca and Chloe, then turns my attention to Aleda my name is Jessica by the way, and you?
07:15:21
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Turn around~ or are you too scared ^^
07:15:38
Nice meeting ya Jessica!~ I twirl around and flash a peace sign and a wink I'm Aleda the rockstar in female form!~
07:16:13
i-im just n-not wanting to show off randomly!!
07:16:27
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because there is nothing to show off \o/
07:16:38
I pause for a moment, smiling a little and nodding a pleasure to make your aquaintance Aleda
07:17:00
spanks chloe Is too!!
07:17:12
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Then turn around stinky~
07:17:35
how exactly would this "ass battle" work Chloe?
07:17:51
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Or we could have a whole fight~
07:17:55
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butt sumo \o/
07:17:59
Frankly i think you just want a chance to feel my butt~
07:18:23
Same, Jessica!~ offers some popcorn You're new here? I hope this scene is quite the welcoming gift~
07:18:34
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I’m being a nice doggo~ I am giving you the chance to feel a real butt ^^
07:18:49
grumbles at chloe why must you insist on making a show of your lack of ass
07:19:38
not entirely new to the city, no. I arrived a few days ago and have set up a nice little hole in the wall to serve drinks leans closer to Aleda and whispers in her ear and uhm, I've had the pleasure of facing this one in the arena already gesturing towards Becca
07:19:48
because she want's to believe she has one Becca
07:20:02
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growls at becca you started it… my ass got brought into this for no reason >.<
07:20:07
what ass?!
07:20:23
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My ass!!!
07:20:48
And the cutie over there said it tooo pointing to jess
07:20:54
You
07:21:00
leans in to listen to what you whisper Oh! So~ Do you think she has a chance then?~ I mean, she has a bigger ass than that one... points to Chloe
07:21:06
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Jessica gets a pass~ she’s actually cute >:D
07:21:16
You're so flat you make 2x4s jealous!!
07:21:40
tries not to laugh from what I'm hearing
07:22:07
She most definitely does, I haven't faced the bunny in the arena yet, but from a few, hum~, aarguements I have had a chance to feel it
07:22:08
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You’re so flat that flat Eartheas treat you like a goddess!
07:22:13
is also trying to hold in laughter as the two absolutely adorable girls bicker
07:22:32
You're so flat that an arrow has more of a curve than you~
07:23:27
Good to know~ It is quite the show, either way~ And you said you serve drinks? Maybe I should stop by one day~
07:23:47
well... I currently can only serve two of my drinks, it's a long story.... shakes my head and sighs
07:24:19
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You’re so flat that when mathematicians use a flat graph, they use your ass~
07:25:03
(oh my word I'm actually laughing XD)
07:25:24
Oh, I see~ Is it... something... you wanna talk more about at a later time?~ hands you a note These are the addresses of my music studio, and--bursts out laughing from the new taunts
07:25:44
You're so flat that they use you for y=0!
07:25:52
Ehehe~ ahem And... some bars and venues I frequent should you need anything~
07:26:15
(these are so stupid, im having a blast)
07:26:18
mmm, perhaps I will pay you a visit sometime~ I join Aleda in laughing at the two of you
07:27:00
peeks in Nya~ :3
07:27:20
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You’re so flat that Guinness’s book of records called you to be a freak show attraction!
07:27:31
You're so flat your ass has a negative curvature!
07:27:53
huggles and laughs into Jessica's shoulder
07:28:10
sees Gaiba in the corner my eye and waves to her
07:28:29
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You’re so flat that when you sit, the chair has more curves then you!
07:28:31
You're so flat architechs use you as a level!
07:28:47
giggling and holding Aleda
07:28:52
Gaiba come watch the war of asses
07:29:17
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You’re so flat insects treat your ass like the Sahara!
07:29:31
:o . . . . .
07:29:38
Okay, sure plops down near Aleda and company
07:29:48
you're so flat that they changed the saying "straight as an arrow" to flat as a chloe!
07:30:10
This is Jessica, by the way!~
07:30:16
And Jessica, this is Gaiba~
07:30:25
I am familiar :3
07:30:25
it's jpmest;y almost pathetic-
07:30:30
Oh, you do know each other
07:30:32
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You’re so flat that when dora was asked to find your ass, she failed and to this day is still searching!
07:30:50
er, yes, we do blushing a little
07:30:50
gives Jessica a little kiss on the cheek Hiya :P
07:30:55
h-hiya hun returns the cheek kiss
07:31:12
Chloe almost killed with that one~
07:31:24
You're flatter than a lower case L!
07:31:42
((Ethan, can you make this log public when you arrive?))
07:32:06
((providing he reads through this later lmao))
07:32:23
(ethan is passed out, ill let him know later if want)
07:32:34
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you’re flatter than aleda’s boobs!
07:32:38
oh my
07:32:56
just breaks down laughing she was a bystandered!
07:33:05
starts laughing
07:33:06
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You broke the fight~ I win \o/
07:33:26
Chloe! I'm going to step on you that way I did Driz the other day mumbles
07:33:33
Nah! because she actually has boobs~
07:33:42
that's not how that works Chloe
07:33:43
unlike you having an ass
07:34:00
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Becca is so flat that when you try tp
07:34:08
anyway, I should be going now walks past the two girls arguing and "accidentally" pushes Chloe into Becca for a kiss
07:34:27
Bye Jessica chan!~
07:34:38
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Ehhh…
07:34:44
giggles at the sight
07:34:45
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grabs Becca and spanks her cutting board…
07:35:05
?! bloooshy, tho not pulling away myself before spanking chloe pool table
07:35:21
waves to the four girls before wandering off
07:35:37
(cya!)
07:35:42
Seeya Jessica!
07:35:48
((See ya then!))
07:35:52
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blushing before kissing you with tongue ironing board…
07:35:54
(cya!)
07:35:54
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(bye Jessica~)
07:35:59
Hmm... grabs Gaiba as a cuddle buddy for about an hour
07:36:59
mphm?~ p-pancake
07:37:05
minus the cake
07:37:12
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Wall…
07:37:20
Mrah..! is yoinked
07:37:20
((Gotta do some sleep prep. Might be back later if I don't actually sleep lolz))
07:37:22
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(Bye bye~)
07:37:33
((does all manner of things to Aleda's afk body))
07:37:44
playing card
07:38:04
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Flatscreen TV
07:38:23
floor
07:38:45
(hey, welcome to stupidity~)
07:38:55
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spanks becca give up… table….
07:39:15
spanks chloe nah floppy disc~
07:39:50
stupidity? Sounds good takes out dynamite and prepares to bomb Ethan's house
07:40:02
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(Becca want to have a whole fight~)
07:40:33
(maybbee~)
07:40:48
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(Right now :3)
07:41:13
(send linkO
07:41:35
Appears, the dynamite disappearing
15:01:33
Ah, that was a nice rest
15:02:00
Yawns, making myself a cop of coffee
15:03:27
Let's see, what do I have to do today
15:09:49
Takes a sip of my coffee, reading a book.
16:06:56
Whistles Christmas Tunes while baking cookies
17:51:54
** Ethan, The Weird Potion-Man 🇺🇸 left the game (definitively). **
18:53:54
人机
Hey? Are you awake?
18:53:54

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