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Mara Bee, Nectar Extractor VS The Dread Pirate Bravo : 公开游戏记录 (第 53 回合)

HALLOWEEN TOURNAMENT Pumpkin Division Round 1: Mara Bee vs Dread Pirate Bravo

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Hello hello!
02:54:21
Welcome to the late night tournament match
02:54:32
I see three people out there. Bee's have really good vision
02:55:31
come in and say hi. <3
02:55:34
Well, hello then
02:55:46
hello everyone
03:00:47
Hi
03:00:58
Unending deluge? Do I need an umbrella? :-P
03:01:01
Welcome welcome
03:01:10
haha no...not yet at least
03:01:21
Once I beat you, Ben, I'll pass you an umbrella
03:01:53
Don't count your...umm...nectars before they've...nected?
03:02:47
two self proclaimed Nectar Collectors going at it, this should be messy~
03:05:27
Being a pirate, I may also collect booty
03:05:43
as any good pirate worth their salt should
03:07:11
My thoughts exactly
03:10:31
And I dare say Mara has a /very/ valuable booty
03:10:51
hi everyone
03:11:52
Hi Caleb. <3 As far as I can see, you qualify for the tournament, so I'm letting one of my colleagues officiate you in
03:13:56
while I just offered my candidacy and I'm not sure if it will be accepted
03:15:56
whoops there go my pants
03:16:02
No wait....Mara is supposed to be the distracted one
03:16:22
Question...where IS this guy in the gif?
03:18:50
Under a bridge?
03:19:03
Is it an alien spaceship? A flour factory that just had a major explosion?
03:19:12
yep
03:19:12
Maybe a lensflare warehouse
03:19:20
Go Bravo!
03:26:45
oh wow, the rare match I don't have anyone cheering for me lol
03:27:06
well looks like i should take you side
03:27:27
just for balance :))
03:27:34
go go Mara
03:27:40
nothing personal Ben :)
03:27:47
haha never, root for who you like!
03:28:02
no, ben, take it personal. It's a big hit to your morale to lose a blue!
03:29:42
hehe
03:29:51
oh woe is me, a foul, crushing blow uponst my ego
03:30:34
nice titties btw
03:30:40
Whatever shall I do!
03:30:44
looks like this sea dog is pollinating her flower
03:32:42
hehe
03:32:54
rapierist and apiarist are pretty close, right?
03:33:20
judging by the fact that Mara is already mistaken, the rapierist is doing no worse than apiarist
03:35:26
bumblebums get really confused sometimes, okay? 👉👈
03:35:52
:))
03:36:04
A bucking bumblebee vs. a bumbling buccaneer
03:36:26
self fulfilling prophecy lol
03:37:09
Well, more of a you-filling prophecy...
03:38:21
lol
03:38:36
stop it and fight already, I'm tired of laughing
03:39:04
yes, because I'll get your nectar lol
03:39:05
The match has shifted to mostly pun based combat
03:40:44
cumbat?
03:40:47
(hi newcomers!)
03:45:15
Hi Ruckus
03:46:10
hi - quietly in the corner working on puns
03:46:14
Mara. Ben. (studiously looks away for a second)
03:46:34
Hey Ruckus
03:48:15
hm, that was missclick?
03:48:33
(nah, just didn't want to get too far from the RP)
03:48:52
noble pirate
03:49:29
the problem is that I have a bunch of Dread Pirate puns, but I trust Ben to have prepped them and don't want to steal his thunder.
03:53:28
...it appears we are at an impasse
03:53:34
Ben, if this doesn't work, remember: you're not left-handed
03:54:15
hehe
03:54:40
hahaha go for it!
03:54:52
I've mostly leaned into the bee puns, so have at
03:55:00
I'll save mine for another match...hopefully
03:55:06
scary to imagine what he could do with his right hand
03:57:00
"unless your opponent has studied his I-grip-ya... which I have"
03:58:12
Ruckus seems a pleasant fellow
04:00:24
(I can see Mara's actions, but I cannot see Ben's actions. Why?)
04:03:56
(Mara has hide opponent options on)
04:05:10
(I actually do on my normal account, but did not set it here)
04:05:19
(hm, thanks for answer)
04:06:13
Ben's way is not very sportsmanlike
04:06:42
why?
04:06:56
What, I'm supposed to but down my sword and she stops buzzing and we fuck each other like civilized people?
04:07:03
(it's all Princess Bride quotes Caleb, he's punning)
04:07:14
"no more cumming now, I mean it!"
04:12:41
"Anybody want to bee-nut?"
04:12:48
well played both
04:12:48
congrats Mara!
04:13:00
Thanks everyone for enjoying(?) our punny time
04:14:03
mhm, thanks for putting up with that. 😂
04:14:40
I didn't understand some of the jokes (English is not my native language), but overall it was fun :)
04:14:45
haha no worries, most were pretty bad,
04:15:02
Look on the bright side. There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world - it would be a shame not to cum on those.
04:15:14
(ok done)
04:15:23
too. true.
04:15:32
wait wait
04:16:42
I got one
04:16:44
INCONCIEVABLE!
04:16:50
(ha! because I didn't....I get it!)
04:17:07
(standing ovation)
04:17:14
Thanks for joining everyone
04:17:26

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