Bot/Deleted
Yoooo! What's up, dude~? =w=
06:11:47
How are you doin this evening
06:12:07
Bot/Deleted
Honestly, pretty damn good~! ...w-wait... have you ever like.... eaten a rose pedal before?
06:13:01
Walks in carrying a large bag over his shoulder
06:13:12
Hi...I'm supposed to deliver some fertilizer?
06:13:18
I don't believe i have, and yo ben
06:13:32
Bot/Deleted
Y-Yup! That's me, dude!
06:13:49
Great...where do you want it?
06:14:05
Bot/Deleted
...daaamn, I feel baked... uuuh... could you put it next to the weird lookin'... uuuh... robot? Advanced sex-bot? ...I dunno, I just found this out here while making some of the goods =3=
06:15:06
Carries the bag over to the robot...and then hesitates as it sprouts several tentacles. I lean in low, dropping the bag next to it, and then quickly scamper away
06:16:07
Bot/Deleted
Oh damn! ...what's up, Jerry?
06:16:37
Bot/Deleted
Dude! ...you don't really have to run away! This guy's my cousin Jerry he's chill! ...and also straight!
06:17:17
...sort of thought tentacles have a mind of their own
06:18:19
And----yuo're cousin's a robot?
06:18:24
But you're a plant?
06:18:27
Bot/Deleted
Nope! Those aren't JUST tentacles, dude! Those are his vines! ...and I think he's INSIDE the robot....
06:18:54
Bot/Deleted
Or wait... Jerry, are those your vines or your roots?
06:19:23
Bot/Deleted
[Incomprehensible screaming] ...yup, those are his roots... my bad =3=
06:19:50
Bot/Deleted
Dude... is it just me or does it smell like... updog in here?
06:21:02
Soooo...pardon my lack of botany
06:21:40
But vines...roots...what's the difference?
06:21:47
Bot/Deleted
Nothin' much, what's up with YOU?!
wheeze
06:21:57
Bot
is resisting cumming (16% chance of cum) => Resisted!
06:22:09
Bot/Deleted
...and the difference is that one of 'em is used for reproductive purposes and the other is used to feed
06:22:40
Bot/Deleted
...in other words... vines are dicks and roots are like... weird tentacle-ish mouths
06:23:07
Bot/Deleted
...speaking of dicks... why is this robot's dick smaller than a joint? >3>
06:23:49
Bot
is resisting cumming (30% chance of cum) => Resisted!
06:24:14
Bot/Deleted
Like... nothin' wrong with small weiners or anything but damn!
06:24:22
Idk man, thought you built it...
06:24:30
Bot/Deleted
I didn't! ...It just kinda showed up here while I was smoking!
06:24:51
then i mean, having a dick smaller than a joint... seems idk... a bit usless?
06:25:21
Bot/Deleted
I know right?!
06:25:35
Bot/Deleted
I could probably rip it off with my mouth or something
06:25:57
Did....did you just comment on your cousin's dick size?
06:26:12
Thank god you couldn't do that with mine...
06:26:16
and man, her cousin is inside the robot
06:26:27
Bot/Deleted
That's NOT my cousin, my cousin is IN the robot! ...but you do have a point, he's hella small too
06:26:48
So....but....he.....what?
Is confused
06:26:59
Bot/Deleted
..."I'm mister green christmas... I'm high on weed"
06:27:18
Bot/Deleted
starts singing a parody of the heat miser song she heard on the internet
06:27:41
Bot
is resisting cumming (55% chance of cum) => Resisted!
06:28:12
yo... i love that song...
06:28:24
....riiiiiiggghhht...
06:28:27
Bot/Deleted
"They call me BAKED miser, whatever I touch... turns my lungs into mush...
burps ...the dutch~"
06:29:53
Bot
is resisting cumming (30% chance of cum) => Came!
06:30:18
Bot
is resisting cumming (0% chance of cum) => Resisted!
06:30:20
"thc till his live bleeds"
06:30:49
Bot/Deleted
Bruh... I'm pretty damn smoked, dude... did he cum already? =3=
06:31:30
Bot
is resisting cumming (92% chance of cum) => Came!
06:31:59
i think he did... and it seems.. you did too
06:32:21
Bot/Deleted
Mmmh~ ...you're right! ...wooah~
06:32:41
Bot/Deleted
...was my pussy always this yellow? >.>
06:33:03
idk man... probably?
06:33:33
Bot/Deleted
Daamn... Yellow's a nice colour~ =w=
06:33:57
Bot/Deleted
True... green is the color of weed... well, except maybe in autumn...
06:35:11
bro... is it weird that i'm like.. horny but not rn?
06:35:47
Bot/Deleted
Nah, it's completely rational... With a baby-dicked robot it's honestly hard to get on the mood =3=
06:36:29
Bot/Deleted
...plus, my baked rambling isn't really helping, either >w> ;
06:36:51
Bot
is resisting cumming (22% chance of cum) => Came!
06:37:06
Nah that baby dicked robot is boring... its like you're interesting one man
06:37:16
Bot/Deleted
Aww.. thank you, bro =//w//=
06:37:40
Bot/Deleted
Bro...
06:38:14
Bot/Deleted
Bro!
06:38:33
Bot/Deleted
Bro~<3
06:38:47
Bot/Deleted
...BRO!!
06:39:08
Bot/Deleted
THE SKY!!
06:39:13
What about the sky bro?
06:39:22
Bot/Deleted
...it's freakin... blue now, bro!
06:39:30
Bot/Deleted
It was grey a few minutes ago, but now it's blue!
06:39:58
nah man, its usually blue... i think
06:39:59
Bot/Deleted
Oh...
06:40:08
Bot/Deleted
bro...
06:40:16
i think the gray was the weird part
06:40:18
Bot/Deleted
...wanna see some robo boi-tiddies, bro?
06:40:37
if theyre like its dick idk man
06:41:03
Bot
is resisting cumming (84% chance of cum) => Came!
06:41:13
yo man... i think you just came or something
06:41:25
Bot/Deleted
Bro... I think his boi tiddies made me cum, bro
06:41:39
Bot/Deleted
...that's like... poggers
06:41:55
somewhat... its just his like baby dick turns me off
06:42:10
Bot/Deleted
Ye... baby dick isn't poggers
06:42:32
its unpoggers.. to be honest
06:42:50
Bot/Deleted
...Particularly UNBASED, if you will...
06:43:04
absolutely UNBASED
06:43:21
Bot/Deleted
starts smoking in a based way
06:43:36
Now that is based bro...
06:43:48
Bot/Deleted
Ye... anyways, I think I'mma go pass out in the woods, bro...
06:44:08
Have like... a good night bro
06:44:25
Bot/Deleted
See ya like... in about 32 hours, mah man~ =w=
06:44:28
Bot/Deleted
makes a peace sign before returning to her flower... loud snoring being heard from inside it
06:44:54
