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VISION, short for Valentine's Intelligent Systems and Incredibly Overpriced Novelties is the tech company founded, built up and led by the famous genius with great hair, Mister Valentine himself. After making a fortune with his software and advanced artificial intelligence, Mister Valentine decided to open up a branch of VISION in EF city.
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Founder and CEO:
Mister Valentine, the charismatic, brilliant and humble founder of VISION has since then led the company faithfully through good and great times and is still involved in the day to day business whenever he feels like it.
Executive Assistant to the CEO:
Lucy, amazing multitalent, beautiful blonde and best of her class at MIT, assists Mister Valentine in different areas, from the parts of his job he doesn't like to more personal needs.
Assistant to the CEO:
After showcasing her skills, assets and qualities in the most impressive way during her job interview, beautiful redhead Mary secured herself a role at VISION fresh out of university. And while Mister Valentine is excited to now have two instead of just one very attractive assistant, there seems to be some jealousy between the two. Could this be a sprouting rivalry?
Software Engineers and Data Scientists:
Replaced by the advanced AI they created.
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Qualifications:
- familiarity with cases around copyright infringement, tax evasion and sexual harrassment in work environments
Qualifications:
- creativity
- must know how to make unordered lists or bullet points work on this site
Qualifications:
- good eye for and good taste in employees
- familiarity with the Peter principle
- ability to look the other way
- patience
Qualifications:
- familiarity with the ostrich algorithm
- physical and mental resilience
- uncanny ability to break things by accident is a plus
Qualifications:
- no
Qualifications:
- flexibility
- tendency to get tied up in your work
- no problems with varying entanglements
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For questions, applications or other business inquiries, just get in touch with Mister V or his assistant Lucy.
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