We're Back! Think You Can Take Us Both? ~ / RP Only, Sorry ~
PFP Art by: Mr Mapache
WARNING: I will ignore you if you meet one of the following criteria when DMing me:
- Use of AI "Art" in your profile
- You've made it obvious you haven't even so much as skimmed my profile, seriously, reading isn't hard
I'm opening back up to trying to have RP Matches again! But only RP Matches, please no silent or competitive games ~
Main Profile: Leia <3
General Summary: Holier than thou athletic bodyguard/bouncer/lifeguard, bratty, bitchy and egotistical, but kind at heart. Likes being a bitch-breaker, but loves being the bitch that gets broken even more
Jane is Cis female, June is Trans Female ~
PPS: Officially looking for players for an NSFW DnD text game! Let me know if you're at all interested! ~
Hey, I'm Jane. I'm Junie's twin sister, and I got the brain between the two of us so I usually gotta do most of the thinkin'. Not to say June's mentally useless, she's got her moments, but we both know she wouldn't last 5 minutes without someone to guide her along, y'know? I do our taxes, remember important events, and help Junie remember all the obscure and kinky ways tah get someone off. We're both kinda nymphos, but I like tah use real outta-the-box ways tah get someone goin' like with my feet, or my pits. Because of how experiemental I can be, I tend tah take charge when it comes tah the fun stuff ~
Heya! I'm June! I'm Jane's twin sis, she's older than me technically by I think 4 minutes? So she usually takes care of me most of the time. I got the braun out of the two of us, so I do my best to help Jane out whenever I can, since she helps me all the time with thinky stuff, y'know? I beat up bullies, help around with manual labour, and add all the roughness whenever we're havin' fun! I'm a nympho like my sis, and while I like goin' with whatever weird stuff she puts me to, as long as my girldick gets put tah work, or I get my ass rammed in, I'm golden! In that way, I guess you could say I'm happy tah let other people take the lead ~
(Art by Galactic Overlord)
And if ya get one of us, ya get both of us, whether it's escort work or full-on datin', you gotta deal with the both of us at all times! We're the complete package that don't appreciate bein' seperated, an' you won't regret the two fer one offer! Together we'll overwhelm ya with a real fun time! An' we ain't pansies when it comes tah how tah have fun, trust us, there's a reason one of our nicknames if "Twin Freaks" ~
(Art by QueenComplex)
Sidenote: Nobody actually calls us "Twin Freaks", Junie heard that on a show or somethin' ~
- Jane
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Wanna just chat casually? If so, here's what you'll probably wanna know:
Here's a cheatsheet of all my casual interests ~
= Likes:
Film and TV, I loved the media of film since I was little, though it did take me until I was like 18 to truly start appreciating it the way I do now, always like talking about movies both good and bad. My favourites are Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Oldboy (2003), Coraline, I'm Thinking of Ending Things, The Lighthouse, Pan's Labyrinth, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Scott Pilgrim VS The World, and Star Wars: The Third Gathers: Backstroke of the West. Recently attempted to watch Am I Racist? because I thought it'd be a meme. Don't do it, even if you agree with the politics it's genuinely a soul-suckingly uncomfortable and boring experience
Adventure Time, a massive hyperfixation for me, I rewatched the entire show on a whim not long ago and haven't escaped it's pull since, I fucking love this show. Fionna & Cake is also goated, obviously
Tabletop Games, another I've loved for a long time, Dungeons and Dragons, Warhammer, Magic The Gathering, Monopoly, Game of Life, Street Fighter: The Miniatures Game, Marvel: Crisis Protocol, among many others, love trying out new tabletop games. I tend to build a lot of Commander decks on Untap and I am open to games over Tabletop Simulator, challenge me if you dare (you'll probably win let's be real ~). Trench Crusade has awesome lore but fuck was my first game terrible
Warhammer, both 40k and Age of Sigmar, but mainly 40k. I love the lore, the minis, the game, pretty much the whole thing. Except GW obviously, fuck GW
DnD, I already mentioned my passion for tabletop stuff in general but DnD gets it's own mention as my gateway drug, I have an entire catalog of unused characters (Forever DM ;-;) that I am more than willing to overshare about if you ask nicely, and I'm also happy to use them in RP ~
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, one of my fixations, it's just a really fun series
Parappa The Rapper, another fixation ~
Video Games, I like a lot of games I suck at, my favourites are stuff like Spiritfarer, Papers Please, Portal 2, Um Jammer Lammy, Psychonauts, Overwatch (Formerly, anyway, thanks Blizzard), Metroid: Dread, Halo 3, A Hat in Time, Street Fighter, among many others. Recently started playing Hades, good shit ~
Music: I'm not as deeply engrossed in music as I am movies or video games, but I still have my tastes. Gorillaz, Psychedelic Porn Crumpets, Radiohead, Thank You Scientist, Tally Hall, I Monster, The Orion Experience, Mother Mother, my friend recently got me into Epic: The Muscial and I've been really enjoying that so far, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, a lil bit of Thundercat and Kendrick Lamar, They Might Be Giants, Jack Stauber, Crumb, Softplay, The Long Faces, and probably way more I could keep going ~
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= Dislikes:
Politics, a boring topic that only makes people angry when it gets brought up. I don't wanna know why old man number 2 is better than old man number 1 because old man number 1 fumbled the skrungus debate and destroyed his chance at winning over the swing voters in the Kingdom of Spoob or why I'm a horrible person because I believe poobus lives matter or something, genuinely does not interest me
AI, full transparency, I will not fully respect you if you use AI images. I can at least excuse if you have no idea what the controversy of AI art is about, to which I humbly request you look into it yourself, but TL;DR: AI Art is soulless trash that steals from real artists without permission or credit to use in their database which allows them to pump out awful-looking images frankenstein'd together from said actual art and is predominantly used by the lazy and greedy to either replace genuine talent or creativity in favour of keeping a few pennies, serve as an awful replacement for a real skill or hobby you could be learning and improving yourself, or most commonly for scams and low-effort, unoriginal, unimpressive content. I implore you to pick up a sketchbook and some drawing equipment and draw for yourself, because even if you consider your skill to be no better than that of a monkey rabidly scratching it's own shit into a piece of paper, it will always look and feel a thousand times better than using AI for the sake of convenience. Or if you genuinely believe AI Art is in any way good, spare yourself from wasting any further time on me, that way I hopefully won't have to waste time acknowledging you
Anti-Woke stuff, I cannot believe I have to specify this but yes, I will outright stop talking to you if you go that route, because It will let me know you are the most depressing motherfucker on the planet
Alcohol, I have a genuine fear of drunk people, If I find you messaging me drunk or wanting a drunk RP, you're never hearing from me again
Prolly some other stuff but I can't think rn
Favourite Weird Kinks and Fetishes ~
Feel free to enquire about my other interests, or feel free to ask why I like these ones in particular, I enjoy the discussion ~
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Dislikes and Hated Kinks and Fetishes
WIP
FAQ
= Will you please dom me/Take control of me/Play in IRL or JOI? Sorry but no, I much prefer RP, so unless I am in the mood to get some practice in with JOI, as I do want to try and work on my JOI commands, then I'm not bothering. I have very few people I'll practice with and I'm very rarely in the mood to practice anyhow, but who knows, you might get lucky if I like you enough ~
= Cock size? 7" in-character playing Trans Female, 5" IRL ~
= Wanna have a match? No. You would know I wouldn't if you read my profile ~
Achievements and Accolades <3
Achievements and Accolades <3
Officially one of Queen Solara Mal's foot slaves ~
One of Romantic's Yellow Roses, specifically a maid ~
Bred by Draco The Breeder and carried a spawn of 42
My Other Characters <3
===> NORMAL HUMANS
- April May, For Those Who Appreciate Age and Experience ~
- Bouncy The Clown, The Cure For Serious Cases of Clussy Fever ~
- Carrie, Massive Horror Fan, Certified Nightmare Fucker ~
- Heather Broadcast, Reporting From EF News ~
- Ichigo, Enbie Weirdo Looking to Make Friends~
- Loretta, Works as a Cock Milker, Love Italian Food ~
- Nova Winters, Cute Femboy Helper ~
- Tracy The Homeless Slut ~
- Vivian. Edgy 18-Year-Old With Daddy Issues ~
===> NORMAL NON-HUMANS
- Piper, The Tricksy Little Wind Nympho ~
- Princess Starla Yonderglade, The Alien Amazoness Princess ~
===> FANTASTICAL HUMANS
- Tyranessa The Wicked, Dark Sorceress and Massive Bitch! ~
===> FANTASTICAL NON-HUMANS
- Alexandra, The Friendly Water Giantess ~
- Queen, Symbiotic Bug Lady ~
- Sabrina The Ghost, The Sex-Obsessed Ghost ~
- Teensy The Fairy, The Big-Folk Fetishist ~
I do also have a furry OC, she won’t be getting a profile anytime soon because I like adhering to site rules, but I’d be happy to discuss further about her in DMs or on Discord if you’re curious ~
RP Ideas:
Here's a small list of RP Ideas I've had that I really wanna try either on their own or mixed with other ideas, feel free to nick them for yourself ~
Aiding the Less Fortunate
Turns out homeless people kinda match a lot of my personal kinks. This one just has you being homeless and me deciding to take you in or help out in some shape or form, surprisingly flexible since it can go anywhere from romantic and wholesome to gross and kinky depending on the direction ~
Caught in the Act
One of us catches the other pleasuring themselves, and decide to lend a hand ~
Consensual Non-Con/Questionable Consent
Does what it says on the tin. I've been super into this one recently, I just love the idea of being forced to non-consensually pleasure someone else ~
Crush Exposed
A fairly simple one, one has a crush on the other, or maybe it's mutual, and on the day of the confession, things escalate a little ~
Curious Roommates
We're just roommates, either recently moved in or been together for a bit, and we've gotten comfortable around eachother to try experimenting from time to time. Who knows? Maybe it'll turn into something else entirely ~
Dating/Married
An old favourite, my favourite RPs are the wholesome ones where most of it is just lovely stuff going on between two characters who just like eachother's company. Maybe the two of us get together for a cozy night in after a long and busy week where we haven't seen much of eachother, or maybe it's a date that goes a little out of control ~
Free Use
Very simple, I'm always up for grabs, and maybe a little more than just that, you'd just help yourself to my body like I'm just a fucktoy. In particular, I've had a recent interest in the idea of being jerked off too, like you'd simply come up, stop whatever I'm doing and jerk off and cum on my face or whatever part of me like I'm just some living porn for you to ogle while you get your rocks off. I had another idea recently of being used in any which way while I remain cartoonishly oblivious and innocent, playing into how admittedly dumb and oblivious I can be a lot of times ~
Fuckbuddy
We're good friends, and we're VERY close, but we can also acknowledge there's not much romantic going on between us, we're just here to have fun ~
Gentle Predator (WARNING: Soft Vore)
I had to include one, I'm a big vore fetishist. You somehow end up at my place and either initiate or accept the idea of being gulped down by me. Lots of variation from there, could be any form of vore, you can be in there safe and sound and spat up later or you could be digested non-graphically, hell you can even be the pred if you'd prefer ~
Holiday Mischief
I'm a sucker for cheesy bullshit, what can I say? I like my holiday-themed encounters ~
I'll Cheer You Up!
A good friend is always there to help out, right? Well, I happen to know just how to cheer you up after something sad happened recently ~
I Missed You!
A recent one I'm eager to try, one of us returns to the other after a long absence for whatever reason, be it a long week out for something with work, or going out for a bit to meet family for something, or perhaps we're friends who haven't seen eachother in years finally reuniting by pure chance, and so it's only natural that we'd make up for lost time ~
Lost Bet
A super simple one, we make a bet, over something fairly simple like a video game or a chore or something, and, well, you can probably imagine what'd happen if one of us lost. In particular I've been interested in being made to use my mouth if I lost at a video game or something ~
One-Sided Hatefuck/Angerfuck (WARNING: Consensual Non-Con)
Way more of an experimental one tbh, but I'm interested in the idea of it. Maybe I'd been unknowingly annoying you or turning you on, and you decide to help yourself after you finally had enough of my oblivious antics ~
Share The Spoils
If ya get one of us, ya get both of us! You gotta date us both, marry us both, fuck us both, if ya want just one of us then too bad! ~
Sleepover (WARNING: Optional Sleep Play)
One of us is staying over at the other's place for the night, and things get interesting in the dead of night, even if I'm not exactly awake to see for myself ~
Stealthy (WARNING: Public Sex)
A very kinky one, we're trying to have our fun in public, as secretly as we can anyway. Or not-so-secretly, if that's your thing too ~
Together Again
We're exes, having split for whatever reason, when we reunite by whatever means be it intentional or not, and end up rekindling the flame so to speak ~
Workplace Love
Two Co-Workers, or maybe one Co-Worker and one Customer, happen to get along very well. Perhaps, a little too well ~
Far more to be added soon, probably ~<3
NOTE: I will refuse any RPs that involve one or more underage characters and I will outright report you if you ask me. Also please keep to RP etiquette, I've been having a recent problem with partners who take control of my characters without my input, it's a waste of time, rude, and you may as well just write a fanfiction at that point
REASONS I MAY IGNORE YOU
Although don't take this personally, sometimes I really am just fucking stupid and forget to message back
Blank/Guest Profile, sorry but blank profiles are lame, as well as profiles that are just anorexic in terms of contents. I'm not asking for a novel, just more than "Likes games, looking to fuck"
Bad RP, nothing kills the mood quite like your partner phoning it in with a dull I fuck you or I cum with no flair, or overtakes my character's actions and thoughts without permission to the point you may as well just write a fanfiction if you didn't need me there
AI Art, see the likes and dislikes. If you have AI art in your profile, we're not going to get along. Refer to my likes and dislikes section from further up
Looking for a Match or for IRL Play, sorry that's just not really my bag, though on very rare occasions I might actually be up for a match. Otherwise, best of luck finding someone more interested, sorry again! ~
Here are the results of my BDSM Test:
100% Switch
92% Experimentalist
83% Submissive
71% Dominant
69% Slave
69% Brat
68% Voyeur
67% Pet
67% Vanilla
63% Owner
62% Primal (Prey)
62% Degradee
60% Rope bunny
57% Master/Mistress
51% Brat tamer
49% Rigger
48% Primal (Hunter)
38% Degrader
36% Non-monogamist
33% Masochist
26% Exhibitionist
17% Sadist
10% Daddy/Mommy
0% Boy/Girl
0% Ageplayer
You can keep some notes on this character. You'll be the only one to be able to see this:
