In retrospect I’d rather have been a poet.........or a farmer 👨🌾
Hello there! I’m the infamous Panty Bandit. 😈 {PB for short}
What are my rules? Simple. We play for your panties. If I win I might add them to my collection. If you win well that’s negotiable. Any time, any place, any game mode. Message to try & catch.
Additional Rules:
I’m not allowed to remove my opponents panties for 3 games! (3/3.) Thanks Samantha!
{This rule sucks!!} COMPLETE!
Anytime a girl wearing panties touches me I must skip my turn for 3 games (3/3) Thanks again Samantha! COMPLETE!
Panty hypnosis! {OPTIONAL} After being hypnotized and following standard hypno rules I sometimes become overwhelmed at the mere sight of them. So any action with panties I must roll. 1,2,3 I skip . 4,5,6 I pick normally. Lasts the rest of the game. {credit to me} But Thanks Diane!
{On display at the Louvre this Winter. Mon-Fri. 6-9 p.m.}. Expect LONG lines!!
Cumslut Tiffany’s - Backstory. Tiffany is so great. After an insanely hot EF glory hole party I snuck in and tried to steal her white thong. Tiffany caught me and banished me to horny jail. But she let me keep them! She’s VERY kind. ❤️ My First Pair! ❤️ She left...........but wasn’t forgotten. {I missed her} Then she came back. {Did she ever really leave!?} Bye Tiffany. 😉
Ellika’s - The lovely Ellika and I met by sure happenstance {Not really. I finally left the bushes I was hiding in} And after an intense back and forth battle I kinda cheated to win. Hey I’m a Bandit. Not a Saint. Anyways, she surrendered over this lovely latex pair! They are lovely just like her! My Second Pair!! 🧁 Later the lovely Ellika was naughty however. But all is forgiven. She gave me this Bonus Pair! I have also instituted Ellika’s Edge Mandate for the holidays {Message if your curious}
Day’s - Awww. The Famous Day. EFs perennial sunshine. She foiled my initial attempts at acquiring a pair. But she eventually succumbed to the infamous Panty Bandit charm. {Those 3 days at charm school finally paid off! Plus, she thinks I’m handsome. Don’t let her tell you differently} What a wonderful ‘Day’ it was. She let me take this beautiful yellow pair! Yellow like the sunshine of EF! ☀️ My 3rd Pair!!! ~~~
Samatha’s - Well I’ve yet to defeat her. Some even say she’s a bitch. But she gave me these beauties. {She’s got a crush on me} So she’s okay with me. My 4th Pair!!!! ⭐️
Emile Roseberry’s - What happened when the infamous wrestler met the infamous Panty Bandit? Well she talked trash for like a month. Said she would make me pay. {I offered to pay for dinner……..she declined}. Said she would show me my place. Turns out my place is directly behind her.......pounding her into submission. I took these with ease. Sweet tits....I mean tats Miss Roseberry!! My 5th Pair!
Nicky ‘Holes’ - Nicky ‘Holes’....Pure unadulterated slutty bliss. So many holes...So little time. I can’t tell you how Nicky and I met {it’s a dirty little secret} but I’m so glad we did. She calls me adorably kinky. And calls herself the best fucktoy around.....I kinda agree with both {ones up for debate} She’s a Slut and a Scholar.....a Lady.....but also a Tramp. And she gave me this amazing little red g-string!! 👄My 6th Pair!! 👅 She was a real Goondoll. 😉
Bimbo Cleo’s - I had a few too many bandit beers the first time we met. She triumphed. It was a different story during our second encounter. She was powerless against the infamous Panty Bandit charm {and her plethora of rules} She handed over these. A bimbo pair if there ever was one. WARNING!! EXPLICIT!! My 7th pair!!!
MattieDolls - My easiest pair to date. I spanked her once and she gave me these. She’s a good girl. 😏 My 8th Pair!!!!
Lisa’s - LISA.....So hot. Her and I went on a hot little adventure. {she needed some stress relief} We played Battleship and took a bubble bath. In the end she happily donated this pair but apparently wasn’t happy I sunk her destroyer. Have I mentioned she’s incredibly hot? 😘🔥 My 9th Pair! 🔥 🥇🥇🥇🥈
Miss JJo’s - Miss JJo. My Danish Darling. {Who doesn’t enjoy eating a nice Danish? I for one certainly do!} You don’t want to know what I did to get these but it was worth it! She really loves democracy! My first Dom pair! My 10th Pair!! 🇩🇰
Queen Lucy - Lucy and I shared world domination. {It’s fun!} And then she shared these with me. {Also fun!} Now I’m sharing them with you. {sharing is caring people!} My 11th Pair!!! 🌎
I tried to capture a pair from the One and Only Jessica Barton. I was unsuccessful. I do not wish to talk about it right now. 😔 {Jokes on her. My ass looked great in those} She’s also gone. I miss our little conversations. Quick update: She’s back I guess. Idk. 🤪 Update 2.0: She left again 🤪
Charly - This girl is okay. 😝 {Pretty sure she’s a real life “Charley’s Angel”} I lost. But I don’t even care. More to follow.
Diane - I watched the legendary Diane train for a quite some time {from a distance....up in my tree with binoculars} I thought she would make a fine addition to the gallery. Too bad my pathetic stamina thought otherwise. It was fun while it lasted. Which wasn’t very long. 😔 At least I’m still handsome!
Thank you so much to everyone who participated in Panty Poll 2021. Way more votes than I thought! It was a very close race. But without further ado......Your winner in a stunning upset......Samantha’s Pair!!!!
She won the prize. {Whatever her kinky little heart desired 😳 Within reason!}
After winning the poll she became my Panty Queen for a hot second.
Feel free to vote still. Always happy to hear your opinion!
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